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How do you sneak your liquor into Kyle Field?

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aTm2004
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I was around a ton of college alcoholics who NEVER brought booze into Kyle. And actually I don't even remember anyone drinking before the games much, only after. The only time from 1991-1995 that I ever saw that anywhere in the SWC was at a tech game. So I think anyone who sneaks booze into Kyle is an idiot and obviously can't enjoy a game without it. Drink all you want before or after the game but do us and our school all a favor and don't do it in Kyle Field.

I was a student during the end of the Slocum era and beginning of the Fran years...you wouldn't understand.
Definitely Not A Cop
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Stick a water bottle into a pot of boiling water. The water causes the bottle to expand, and makes the unsealed cap expand as well. Take it out and take off the cap, then pour your liquor in. Put the cap back on and voila, you have your liquor in a sealed bottle. Had a buddy get stopped by a cop doing this and he just gave the bottle back, he has no idea
suburban cowboy
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My gf has this unique ability to absorb liquid with her teets, so I just get her to squirt it into my large novelty Aggie cola
monarch
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If you need to "sneak" something into Kyle, you're an as*****>
12th Man
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Fill a gallon-sized zip-loc bag with B-52s.

Tape it to your side.

Tell any of of the polizei who stop you that it's a colostomy bag.
Fsanmig
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OP works for Kyle Security. Nice job posting our tricks !?
JimbloFisher
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I've never been near somebody that snuck alcohol in to the game that wasn't annoying. Usually some frat dudebro.
Picadillo
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By the ears
A Person
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In your stomach/ blood stream, like a real man
Aggie304
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I have a friend, class of 61 that has these...lol
Heelside Tantrum
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Painted A&M overalls
2 twelfth man towels
2 flasks in the back pocket...
Ervin Burrell
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I was around a ton of college alcoholics who NEVER brought booze into Kyle. And actually I don't even remember anyone drinking before the games much, only after. The only time from 1991-1995 that I ever saw that anywhere in the SWC was at a tech game. So I think anyone who sneaks booze into Kyle is an idiot and obviously can't enjoy a game without it. Drink all you want before or after the game but do us and our school all a favor and don't do it in Kyle Field.


How's the view up there from atop your horse?
72jag
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I joined AA and they forbade me to ever watch another Aggie game in person because they said alcohol would never cure what's wrong with that team.
wesag
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Never did. I went to A&M, not LSU.
Gomer95
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How's the view up there from atop your horse?


Pretty Dang Good, the same as Kyle Field is when folks don't sneak booze into it.
AgPrognosticator
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I've never snuck alcohol into Kyle, but I'm pretty shocked at the self-righteous attitudes on here.

Why the hell do you care if someone dares to *gasp* DRINK WHILE WATCHING FOOTBALL?!
Deputy Travis Junior
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I saw a lot of drunk Big 10 games in grad school, and the atmosphere sucked. Winning or losing, you seem to stop paying attention by the 3rd
quarter. Just my opinion.






It's very likely that a lot of ags were drunk and not paying attention by the time the third quarter of the Bama game rolled around
TheRealMaroon
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I just maker sure I drink everything. So I can take it with me into the stadium for sure
NickEZ08
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Does anybody think that liquor/alcohol should be allowed for sale at the concession stands?
Roman Empire
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Was hoping for some entertainment on this thread. Got the usual holier-than-thou BS. Thanks for nothing.
Texaggie7nine
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Does anybody think that liquor/alcohol should be allowed for sale at the concession stands?


Absolutely not. Only the nonpoors that can afford suites are responsible enough to enjoy alcohol at the game.
Padre_Island_Ag
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How do you sneak your liquor into Kyle Field?


Dude, it's so friggin' simple: you walk backwards into Kyle, say to the ticket guy, "goodbye! Have a nice day!" And, he thinks you're leaving, so he doesn't check your bags! It's a piece of cake!


He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep
to gain what he cannot lose!



Soli Deo Gloria
wesag
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I've never snuck alcohol into Kyle, but I'm pretty shocked at the self-righteous attitudes on here.

Why the hell do you care if someone dares to *gasp* DRINK WHILE WATCHING FOOTBALL?!
Drunks are obnoxious, esp if you bring family to the game. Not sure why that didn't occur to you. And drunks smell also.
Definitely Not A Cop
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Kids are annoying, and they smell.
agmrpink
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Bladder flask

BeastmodeAg
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I've never snuck alcohol into Kyle, but I'm pretty shocked at the self-righteous attitudes on here.

Why the hell do you care if someone dares to *gasp* DRINK WHILE WATCHING FOOTBALL?!
Drunks are obnoxious, esp if you bring family to the game. Not sure why that didn't occur to you. And drunks smell also.


Family is annoying and smells, fk you for thinking your preferences are the norm
JimbloFisher
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I've never snuck alcohol into Kyle, but I'm pretty shocked at the self-righteous attitudes on here.

Why the hell do you care if someone dares to *gasp* DRINK WHILE WATCHING FOOTBALL?!
Drunks are obnoxious
Bingo!
cecil77
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I've never sensed alcohol inside the stadium being anywhere close to the norm, during 6 years as a student, five years or so on the west side first deck and 15 years on the east side first deck. Maybe I was just blind, but IMO it's an extremely small minority that brings in alcohol.
Swagmanag
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Flask in the pants.
AgTrip
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Just get up and go buy a cocktail from the bar in the Zone Club.
Definitely Not A Cop
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Do they check your ticket at the bar in the zone club? If not how hard would it be to sneak in?
"Condoms are for bananas" Thad Castle
cretzloff
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As you're leaving tailgate take a water bottle.
Pour out water. Fill up 3/4 with vodka or whiskey. Squeeze out air.

that's bold. I usually squeeze the bottle before pouring the bourbon. Also chug the water, don't pour it out.
Bison
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I was under the impression that Kyle Field, as a memorial of sorts, would be an inappropriate place to consume. On the other hand, there is clearly no stigma in going inside said memorial in a state of non-sobriety. YMMV. My advice: sober for games, non-sober for Midnight Yell.

Day games are hell on staying hydrated, as a side note.
***

Hayek. Reagan. Bison.

AgTrip
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Champ, they don't check tickets at the bar but I don't see how you could sneak in. Good luck with that.
tmaggie50
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You know what's really annoying and IS the norm. People bringin their kids who don't yell or can't tell loud enough to make a difference. Distract the adults from really making noise constantly. And having to take that little sh** to the bathroom every 6 minutes which means your bugging the high hell out of the people who are actually trying to enjoy an adult beverage while getting rowdy making noise for their team because they have to slide out of the way for dipsh** billy .
 
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