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How many Aggies does it take to change a lightbulb? (Original joke heard at A&M/LSU g

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bennyboobooboo
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6:19p, 12/3/13
Joke: How many Aggies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer: 10

1 to change the lightbulb and 9 to talk about how they went to Texas A&M.

This joke came from a current LSU student who claims he just made it up bc I stole his planned punch line of "1, but they get 3 hours of course credit"
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JCoolAg
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6:21p, 12/3/13
Mule_lx
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6:37p, 12/3/13
I always heard 3: 1 to change the light bulb. 1 to call it a Tradition. And 1 to lead the screw the hell outta the lightbulb yell.
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6:42p, 12/3/13
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I always heard 3: 1 to change the light bulb. 1 to call it a Tradition. And 1 to lead the screw the hell outta the lightbulb yell.
that's pretty good actually
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6:46p, 12/3/13
Nice

[This message has been edited by Badhabit1492 (edited 12/3/2013 6:47p).]
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Brick Tamland
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6:48p, 12/3/13
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I always heard 3: 1 to change the light bulb. 1 to call it a Tradition. And 1 to lead the screw the hell outta the lightbulb yell.


Always heard this one. I like a good Aggie joke.
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Capt. America
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6:49p, 12/3/13
Do like
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Sawgrass
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6:51p, 12/3/13
There were a bunch of these floating around 10-15 years ago...in addition to the one about Aggies calling it a tradition, there was one for Tech where the answer was all of them. One to change the light bulb and the rest of them to try and start a rivalry in Lightbulb Screwing with the rest of the Big 12.
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6:56p, 12/3/13
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I always heard 3


At Bonfire, it takes 04, the extra one being a freshman who got sent on a snipe hunt for a left-handed light bulb.

[This message has been edited by commando2004 (edited 12/3/2013 6:57p).]
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commando2004
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7:00p, 12/3/13
Q: How many t-sips does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They keep whining that the light bulb can't change, and so society needs to accept it the way it is.
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Brazos Ag 1970
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7:20p, 12/3/13
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I always heard 3: 1 to change the light bulb. 1 to call it a Tradition. And 1 to lead the screw the hell outta the lightbulb yell.
Winner!
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rocky the dog
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7:24p, 12/3/13
STHOL!!!
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Sex Panther
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7:26p, 12/3/13
1 to screw it in and 9 to complain about it on TexAgs
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Capt. Augustus McCrae
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7:48p, 12/3/13
It takes 2 Aggies to change a lightbulb.


One to change the lightbulb and one to hold the Heisman.
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CanyonAg77
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8:03p, 12/3/13
The old version is 5: 1 to hold the light bulb, 4 to rotate the ladder.
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Personal Best
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8:09p, 12/3/13
Aggie jokes are usually Aggie compliments
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EVA3
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8:15p, 12/3/13
How many heterosexual teasips does it take to screw in a light bulb?






Both of them.
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bennyboobooboo
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8:21p, 12/3/13
I don't get it EVA3...
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Lone Stranger
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10:12p, 12/3/13
How many tu sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

5...4 to ***** about it and one to call her boyfriend.
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10:18p, 12/3/13
How many longhorns does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2: one to do the work, and case to watch.
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bennyboobooboo
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12:07p, 12/4/13
hahahhahahahha that case joke is perfect
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Rock Ag
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2:05p, 12/4/13
How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw it in, 2 to take pictures, and 2 to make shirts about it
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GoodAgs
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2:18p, 12/4/13
How many sips does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one to hold the light bulb as the world revolves around them.
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JCoolAg
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3:05p, 12/4/13
quote:
Q: How many t-sips does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They keep whining that the light bulb can't change, and so society needs to accept it the way it is.


wtf does this even mean?
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Btron
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3:14p, 12/4/13
They're liberal and everyone should accepts gay folk
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3:16p, 12/4/13
Didn't you mean ghey folk?
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TexasAggiesWin
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3:17p, 12/4/13
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Q: How many t-sips does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They keep whining that the light bulb can't change, and so society needs to accept it the way it is.

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Aggie7158
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4:21p, 12/4/13
Both of them! That is hilarious!
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Aggie7158
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4:22p, 12/4/13
How do you fit 4 t-sips on a stool?

Turn the stool upside down.
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HossAg
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4:57p, 12/4/13
Sex Panthers was the best
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5:06p, 12/4/13
I thought it was "2: one to hold the lightbulb in the socket while the other one below runs around in circles to screw it in"
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5:17p, 12/4/13
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5:21p, 12/4/13
quote:
I always heard 3: 1 to change the light bulb. 1 to call it a Tradition. And 1 to lead the screw the hell outta the lightbulb yell.


This is the version that came to mind for me. The tradition part almost true enough not to be a joke.
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GARBQ84
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4:36p, 12/5/13
Moar please
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Sex Panther
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4:38p, 12/5/13
These are actually all pretty damn funny
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