DRE has won the internet indefinitely.

Just logged in and wanted to clarify. Let me see if I understand.

First, Mark May blew a .10 BAC twice.

Then, Mark May blew 5 dudes at Pitt.

Just read Mark May tried to apologize, but blew it.

Well, if history is any guide he's got 4 more tries.

Looks like someone has scrubbed his Wiki page and removed the Criminal History section.

Well, whaddaya know? It works!

Google never lies.

Clearly:
Mark May blew 5 dudes at Pitt.

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Oh wow that's awesome

Very happy to use post 500 on this one

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works on yahoo too...

Who is going to make that a big sign for College Game Day?

Would live forever on the interWeb!

This is the thread of the summer.

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Whoop! Awesome, I know.

If Mark May didn't hate A&M before, he sure is gonna now.

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If Mark May didn't hate A&M before, he sure is gonna now.

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You're damn right he will. And TexAgs will be here the next time he shoves his foot in his mouth along with those 5 fat dicks!

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Looks like someone has scrubbed his Wiki page and removed the Criminal History section.

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Hmmm. that doesn't seem right. The criminal section was sourced very well and was legitimate. The article is listed as biographical.

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Just logged in and wanted to clarify. Let me see if I understand.

First, Mark May blew a .10 BAC twice.

Then, Mark May blew 5 dudes at Pitt.

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Nope.... Blew 5 dudes at Pitt first....

Yup.... Blew 5 dudes at Pitt first....

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Looks like someone has scrubbed his Wiki page and removed the Criminal History section.

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Hmmm. that doesn't seem right. The criminal section was sourced very well and was legitimate. The article is listed as biographical.

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Well, then keep editing it. Whatever PR guy's trying to clean it up can't watch the page forever.

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Ding! Ding! Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!

Off of work and now 12 pages! Can someone summarize what has happened today with this post?

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You're damn right he will. And TexAgs will be here the next time he shoves his foot in his mouth along with those 5 fat dicks!

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Holy Mary mother of god

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Off of work and now 12 pages! Can someone summarize what has happened today with this post?

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Off of work and now 12 pages! Can someone summarize what has happened today with this post?

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When mark may was at Pitt he walked out of a room within which there were 5 fat dicks much wetter than when he entered the room.

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FAB 5 takes on a whole new meaning when you're discussing Mark May..

PB

Before this thread goes completely off of the rails and into the ditch let me just make clear that four of the dudes that Mark May allegedly blew at Pitt were not Brittney Griner.

I hope that clarifies things.

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The texags legend DRE06 dug up Mark May's arrest record, posted it and it went viral. The whole interweb knows about it now. And some texag user made a fake facebook profile named "holden skanknutz" and has put May's facebook on blast.

Squadron

On a more serious note, I am feeling moral outrage that my fellow Ags would insinuate that MARK MAY BLEW 5 DUDES AT PITT!!!

Mark may blew bee*** at Pitt

I'll go one better and invoke TexAgs Rule #1: Unless someone produces a photo that proves Mark May blew five dudes at Pitt then it simply hasn't been proven that Mark May blew five guys at Pitt.

Correction: I meant to say that it simply hasn't been proven that Mark May blew five dudes at Pitt, not five guys.




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Has Mark May responded to any of this?

Just read this on the internet:

"The record mark for dudes blown at Pitt may be five."

Coincidence? I think not.