Mark "May I blow you" May.

Saw this on another thread somewhere. I think it has potential.

^ Nice, DRE!!

Lou Holtz: Great show, Mark. Have a safe trip home. Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot.

BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Mark May in 1981. look at those pants.

Big thank you to whichever one of you savages updated his Wiki with his criminal record again.

We're gonna see who is more determined. Mark May's 1 person PR team or TexAgs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_May

I will award 1000 internets and a blue parachute for whoever puts that he blew 5 dudes at pitt on his wikipedia page

Go for it, Cougar. Join the uprising...

Put it under career highlights

If it was on film, it could be cited as a short lived acting career.

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Mark May blew .15 when he was with the Redskins. Twice.

Has mark may blown you

I didn't come across MMB5D@P mug shot, but I did find this

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It is there. Someone please show this to tOSU board

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In 1981, May donated $10,000 to Pitt's alumni sports fund to give back to the university.[4]. Stories continue to circulate that May performed oral sex on five men while a Panther [5], although May has not publicly commented on his sexual preference.

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In 1981, May donated $10,000 to Pitt's alumni sports fund to give back to the university.[4]. Stories continue to circulate that May performed oral sex on five men while a Panther [5], although May has not publicly commented on his sexual preference.

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It's on Barstool now.



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"Pot meet kettle, except in this case the pot is a kid doing stuff that is literally harmless, while the kettle wanted to start World War 3 against police officers and drove a car around blacked the **** out.

Mark May = hypocrite piece of ****."

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The Link: http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/super-page/mark-may-tells-johnny-manziel-to-grow-up-and-stop-bringing-shame-to-football-mark-may-forgot-that-he-was-arrested-at-pitt-for-fighting-cops-and-starting-a-riot-then-got-2-duis-in-the-nfl/

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Lol on wikipage.

in disbelief over that wiki. spellbound.

Why are none of his mug shots to be found on the interweb?

^Bc Al Gore hadnt invented the internet in 1979

Criminal history is still up, but reference to MMB5G@P since removed.

Over the past 48 hours, a crack team of scientists have been conducting extensive research into the question many have been asking. It is one of the most perplexing questions of our time, one that may hold the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe and of mankind’s place in it.
The question, of course, is whether or not Mark May Blew Five Dudes at Pitt.

Well, we now have definitive proof, through exhaustive experiments and investigation, the world can finally know the truth.


Yes, it is now confirmed: MARK MAY BLEW FIVE DUDES AT PITT







edited especially for Barnicle. . .
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Penhead, fix your pic sizes or take them down please.

Edit: Thanks Pinheed

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Someone "adjust" his wiki page again to reflect the actions he performed on 5 guys at Pitt again, please. I can't...I'm on a static IP addy.

Anyone remember what happened when mark May told Johnny to grow?