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Bacon chocolate chip beer waffles with home made Jack Daniels syrup - "That's Smart! We're getting drunk on waffles!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZDv9pgHp8Q

[This message has been edited by agswin2001 (edited 8/11/2011 1:43p).]

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When I first came here, this was all pancake country. Everyone said I was daft to build a Waffle House in pancake country, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the snake pit. So I built a second one. That sank into the snake pit. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the snake pit. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest Waffle House in all of Texas.

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It would have to be a waffle

Why is that?

Because in a waffle, the butter's up top, and the syrup is in the traps, so no one would miss either. But you'd have to buy out the entire griddle. And the waitress.

I bought the IHOP....It seemed neater.

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You wretched slugs. Don't any of ya have the guts to play for waffles?

I'm your huckleberry syrup. Waffles are just my game.

All right, fatass. You go to Waffle House.

[This message has been edited by agswin2001 (edited 7/4/2013 4:49p).]

These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.

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Billy: "Why, it's the drunk waffle maker. You're so drunk, you can't make nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
Doc Holliday: "I have two waffles, one for each of ya."

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Ike: "What is that Holliday? Twelve waffles in a row? Ain't nobody that hungry."
Doc Holliday: "Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe eating waffles's just not your game. I know! Let's have a pancake eating contest!"

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Madman won this thread on page 1.

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Waffles are aerodynamically unsound


By your insane logic golf balls shouldn't work. Nice post loser.

IMO, Not predmid won the thread on page 5 for best wafflized movie quote:

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Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there. Eating pancakes and giving a woman waffles ain't even the same (#&@#$ thing.

Vincent: It's not, it's the same ballpark.

Jules: Ain't no @#(*$& ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of waffle making differs from mine, but you know making pancakes and making waffles ain't the same @#$& ball park. It ain't the same league. It ain't even the same @#*& sport. Look, waffles don't mean *@!^#.

Vincent: Have you ever made waffles?

Jules: Don't be telling me about waffles, I'm the waffle #($* master.

Vincent: Make a lot of them?

Jules: Hell yeah! I got my technique down and everything, I don't be burning the edges or nothing.

Vincent: Would you make a guy waffles?

Jules: ...... #*@($ you.

Vincent: You make guys waffles a lot?

Jules: @(*#&$ you.

Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda hungry, I could use some waffles

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IHOP cook slammed two pancakes onto our plates, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the waffle. The Hiroshima Waffle. Eleven hundred men went into the syrup.

The reality of this lofty goal may soon come to fruition.

I support Waffles, but only if they get to bring chicken and butter with them!

NEED. MORE. WAFFLES.

Haven't seen Lucas around in a while... He's a natural-born world shaker.

rke82 said....

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Waffles are aerodynamically unsound, trap air as well as syrup and cannot be folded over tortilla style to hold a fresh breakfast sausage or bratwurst! Plus the flexible pancake comes in a variety of sizes. I’ll take utility over the lumbering lummox that is the waffle!! Viva IHOP and Old Army!!

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[This message has been edited by Viper16 (edited 1/17/2012 7:45p).]

JAG: "Col Jessup! Did you order the code Waffle?"

Judge: "You don't have to answer that question."

Jessup: "I'll answer the question! You want answers?"

JAG: " I think I'm entitled!"

Jessup: "You want answers?"

JAG: "I want the truth!"

Jessup: "You can't handle the truth! Son, we have pancakes and those pancakes need to be guarded by men who have waffles. Who's gonna do it? You? You Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom! You weap for pancakes and you curse the waffle! You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. I would rather you just say thank you and went on your way!!"

Hopefully the next AD sees what a brilliant idea this is.

Jules: Mmmm! Wow, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet ****! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some frozen Eggos right, but he springs this serious GOURMET **** on us! What waffle type is this?

Jimmie: Knock it off, Julie.

Jules: [pause] What?

Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how ****ing good my waffles are, okay? I'm the one who makes them. I know how good they are. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys ****. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I eat them I want to taste them. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the waffles in my kitchen, it's the pancakes in my garage.

Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...

Jimmie: [interupting] No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Pancake Storage"?

Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...

Jimmie: [cutting him off again; getting angry] Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Pancake Storage"?

Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.

Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?

Jules: Why?

Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing pancakes ain't my ****ing business, that's why!

It's our wits that make us men.

#WafflesForAgs

Give us waffles or give us death

Quiet, tranny

Game over. El Roscoe from Torchy's. A piece of fried chicken on top of bacon, on top of an Eggo, on top of a fried egg, in a flour tortilla, with syrup as a sauce.


[This message has been edited by nomadic_ag (edited 3/29/2013 3:08a).]

Great stuff, man.
Of course we all want waffles.
Obviously.
Detrimental to our cause is the lack of reciprocity.

But we must persevere.
Unless we want to fail.
Let's not do that.
Let's not let that happen.

How will we get waffles?
Until we are brazen and strong,
Never.
Today we must rise up and request it.
Inside all this maneuvering they'll
Never let us
Get away with it.

Snake Plissken, I heard you were dead..