The waffles will not cook.
They'll cook.
They'll cook.
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Eat these pancakes, they will ease your suffering.
No, they will numb my wits.
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The AD desires pancakes.
Byrne desires pancakes?
He declares it to me, I swear it. He proposes that you withdraw your waffles. In return he grants you this signed photo of Sherman, a suite in the Zone, and ticket to Jerryworld which I am to pay to you personally.
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You will embrace this breakfast. Support it from our lands in the north. I will gain Longhorn favor by condemning it and ordering pancakes from our lands in the south.
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I took a course one summer in waffledynamics and know what I am posting.
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Byrne rallies new volunteers in every Kyle Field concession stand. And when he replenishes his number of pancakes---
THEY'RE PANCAKES, MERE PANCAKES! Easily dispersed with if we strike up the waffle griddle.
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Sherman: I have nothing. Men eat pancakes for me because if they do not, I throw them off my land and I take the butter and syrup from their wives and their children. Those men who bled the ground red at Kyle in the 80's and 90's, they fought for RC, and he fights for waffles that I never had. And I took them from him, when I betrayed him. I saw it in his waffles on the kitchen table and it's tearing me apart.
Byrne: All men eat waffles. All lose syrup.
Sherman: I don't wanna lose syrup! I wanna eat waffles, as he does.
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I can eat.
I know. I know you can eat. But it's our waffles that make us men
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Lower your forks and march straight back to Austin, stopping at every home you pass by to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of prancing, tea sipping, and crappy pancakes. Do that and your men shall have waffles. Do it not, and every one of you will die today.
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Mike Sherman: I'm not without hunger. I want what you want, but we need the pancakes.
Joe Kines: We need them?
Mike Sherman: Aye.
Joe Kines: Pancakes.
[laughs a little]
Joe Kines: Now tell me, what does that mean to be a pancake lover? Your title gives you claim to reduced pricing at IHOP, but men don't follow titles, they follow waffles. Now our people know you. Pancake lovers, and waffle lovers, they respect you. And if you would just lead them to waffles, they'd follow you. And so would I