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randy828
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10:50a, 8/3/24
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Excellent win last night. Hader picking up saves...ties a team record of consecutive save opportunities.
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11:12a, 8/3/24
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And continues the record for nearly blowing it and creating clenched byttholes
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In reply to jetch17 • 12:57p, 8/3/24
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And continues the record for nearly blowing it and creating clenched byttholes


A save is a save just like a mouths a mouth.
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It's Astros dancing girl's birthday today. Let's get her a win today and play that gif
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Maybe if our bats quit blowing ass
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In reply to digging tunnels • 2:18p, 8/4/24
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digging tunnels said:
It's Astros dancing girl's birthday today. Let's get her a win today and play that gif


We need an updated rule 1
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Fart noises
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Dog farts
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In reply to digging tunnels • 11:59p, 8/5/24
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digging tunnels said:
It's Astros dancing girl's birthday today. Let's get her a win today and play that gif

This may have been addressed here before but do we know if she's aware of her celebrity status here?
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In reply to Jock 07 • 8:18a, 8/6/24
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Jock 07 said:
digging tunnels said:
It's Astros dancing girl's birthday today. Let's get her a win today and play that gif

This may have been addressed here before but do we know if she's aware of her celebrity status here?


Considering she made an extended dance cut just for this board that is likely.
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In reply to Jock 07 • 9:46a, 8/6/24
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Jock 07 said:
digging tunnels said:
It's Astros dancing girl's birthday today. Let's get her a win today and play that gif

This may have been addressed here before but do we know if she's aware of her celebrity status here?
She is aware, it has been discussed before.
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In reply to Jock 07 • 2:26p, 8/6/24
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Jock 07 said:
digging tunnels said:
It's Astros dancing girl's birthday today. Let's get her a win today and play that gif

This may have been addressed here before but do we know if she's aware of her celebrity status here?


Yes. I told her personally myself that we use that gif after every victory. She loved it. She even let me record her doing her own impromptu dance and post it here. This was 2019
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGG!

One freaking strike away from no hitting the rangers. One freaking strike!
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I ****ing hate Seager.
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Dang. Great showing by Obese
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Thank goodness for the DONG
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Fuggin Hader best close this ish out
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In reply to schmellba99 • 9:35p, 8/6/24
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schmellba99 said:
Fuggin Hader best close this ish out


He tried to fuggg it up
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Bury those cock-a-roaches. Big one against the Bosox this weekend
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Wicked pissah

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Lessss gooooooo
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W on tha chowdah heads

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How sweep it is!
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Swept those tahhhds - beat that ass actually

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Fenway park…? More like men gay park, amirite!
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In reply to Al Bula • 7:15p, 8/11/24
I went to Fenway last summer. Great experience.
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Al Bula said:
Fenway park…? More like men gay park, amirite!


FenGay was right there, bro
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