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4:21p, 5/10/21


Any Roger Miller fans?
94chem,
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In reply to concac • 4:22p, 5/10/21
RealTalk said:
A better angle.

Gotta be an LSU joke in here somewhere.
94chem,
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5:34p, 5/10/21
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That tiger is not an adult. Too small.
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9:26p, 5/10/21
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9:27p, 5/10/21
This sounds more like a Florida Man story. Not a Houston story.
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In reply to BohunkAg • 9:29p, 5/10/21
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My dad had a HAM radio buddy back in the 80s that had a mountain Lion. We've got a picture of 3 year old me standing about 2 feet in front of it. Dude raised it from a cub. Sometime after we left Corsicana for Sugar Land the cat ate his owner's arm off.
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9:42p, 5/10/21
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So a 26 year old out on $250k bond for murder leases a 5 bedroom 4,500 sq ft home in the suburbs with his tiger and monkeys. Nothing suspicious here.

Also, is there anyone in Houston that isn't out on bond?
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In reply to themissinglink • 10:17p, 5/10/21
Everyone in Houston is out on bond. #thankogg
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10:25p, 5/10/21
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I mean I have always joked (endearingly) that Htown is the Florida of Texas.. this continues to prove that.
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10:35p, 5/10/21
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This Monday thread (yes, although posted late Sunday) actually delivers.

This incident and the increased coverage of local news on crimes (obvious) POC are committing on the regular signals things are getting back to normal!

There was even a lake Conroe twofer boating accident this weekend.
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11:01p, 5/10/21
Whats with keeping monkeys? I can see keeping tigers = symbol of being a bossman / alpha male. But monkeys??? They fling poo.
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11:10p, 5/10/21
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Need common sense tiger control
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In reply to lancevance • 11:28p, 5/10/21
lancevance said:
Whats with keeping monkeys? I can see keeping tigers = symbol of being a bossman / alpha male. But monkeys??? They fling poo.
First line of defense from being eaten by a hungry tiger
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12:11a, 5/11/21
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this incident is the triple yahtzee:

exotic animal + out on bond + paper tags
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In reply to lancevance • 1:22a, 5/11/21
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lancevance said:
But monkeys??? They fling poo.
Don't we all.
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In reply to W • 1:27a, 5/11/21
Gonna run out of room on that mural.
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5:42a, 5/11/21
According to his lawyer, Cuevas isn't the owner of the tiger.

Is he running an exotic pet Uber service?

And the details of the murder charges are that he shot a guy outside Buffalo Wild Wings in 2017

. https://cw39.com/news/local/police-search-for-gunman-after-deadly-shooting-near-buffalo-wild-wings/
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In reply to chimpanzee • 6:59a, 5/11/21
chimpanzee said:
Rustys-Beef-o-Reeno said:
... an alleged monkey...
You saw nothing, remember that.


Username checks out.
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In reply to lancevance • 7:02a, 5/11/21
lancevance said:
Why take a gun out? Seemed like a harmless tiger. Majority of the time its the owner not the animal who is at fault. I have been around tigers my entire life. They wouldnt hurt a fly. Most just want to lay around and be lazy, not aggressive. I would trust a tiger before I trust a human.


Did not realize that Siegfried is an Ag. Cool.
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In reply to TX04Aggie • 7:21a, 5/11/21
TX04Aggie said:
I mean I have always joked (endearingly) that Htown is the Florida of Texas.. this continues to prove that.
Houston is what happens when Louisiana meets Mexico and is supported by a very cyclical core industry.
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7:44a, 5/11/21
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I was in the room here one day... watchin' the Mexican channel on TV. I don't know nothin' about Pele. I'm watchin' what this guy can do with a ball and his feet. Next thing I know, he jumps in the air and flips into a somersault and kicks the ball in - upside down and backwards... the dang (sc) goalie never knew what the hell hit him. Pele gets excited and he rips off his jersey and starts running around the stadium waving it around his head. Everybody's screaming in Spanish. I'
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8:53a, 5/11/21
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In reply to W • 9:21a, 5/11/21
W said:
this incident is the triple yahtzee:

exotic animal + out on bond + paper tags
Need a stripper and a B-list celebrity
94chem,
That, sir, was the greatest post in the history of TexAgs. I salute you. -- Dough
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In reply to 94chem • 11:03a, 5/11/21
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94chem said:
W said:
this incident is the triple yahtzee:

exotic animal + out on bond + paper tags
Need a stripper and a B-list celebrity
Might be able to check one or both of those off if we can find out who he's accused of murdering.
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In reply to Goose • 11:40a, 5/11/21
Oseikhuemen Omobhude
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In reply to lancevance • 11:42a, 5/11/21
lancevance said:
Whats with keeping monkeys? I can see keeping tigers = symbol of being a bossman / alpha male. But monkeys??? They fling poo.
Yeah, but they can help you with the tough questions on Jeopardy.
94chem,
That, sir, was the greatest post in the history of TexAgs. I salute you. -- Dough
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In reply to 94chem • 11:46a, 5/11/21
94chem said:
lancevance said:
Whats with keeping monkeys? I can see keeping tigers = symbol of being a bossman / alpha male. But monkeys??? They fling poo.
Yeah, but they can help you with the tough questions on Jeopardy.
Not going to quibble on the whole "monkey" confusion when referring to higher apes, but tigers don't rip your face off for complex social reasons.

Just sayin'...
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In reply to Irish 2.0 • 11:46a, 5/11/21
Irish 2.0 said:
26 years old:

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Borza said Cuevas is leasing the Houston residence, described in real estate ads as a 4,541-square-foot, five-bedroom, four-bathroom house.

Why erebody hatin' on this young neurosurgeon? He jus' makin' bank and livin' large.
94chem,
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In reply to chimpanzee • 11:48a, 5/11/21
chimpanzee said:
94chem said:
lancevance said:
Whats with keeping monkeys? I can see keeping tigers = symbol of being a bossman / alpha male. But monkeys??? They fling poo.
Yeah, but they can help you with the tough questions on Jeopardy.
Not going to quibble on the whole "monkey" confusion when referring to higher apes, but tigers don't rip your face off for complex social reasons.

Just sayin'...
And I'm not gonna argue with you about primates 'cause apparently I might say something offensive to your kind.
94chem,
That, sir, was the greatest post in the history of TexAgs. I salute you. -- Dough
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In reply to themissinglink • 2:36p, 5/11/21
themissinglink said:
So a 26 year old out on $250k bond for murder leases a 5 bedroom 4,500 sq ft home in the suburbs with his tiger and monkeys. Nothing suspicious here.

Also, is there anyone in Houston that isn't out on bond?
Cartel?
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In reply to BMX Bandit • 2:46p, 5/11/21
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BMX Bandit said:
Oseikhuemen Omobhude
I'm certainly not the authority on the subject, but I think that's got to be the worst stripper name I've ever seen.
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In reply to Boo Weekley • 2:47p, 5/11/21
Boo Weekley said:
themissinglink said:
So a 26 year old out on $250k bond for murder leases a 5 bedroom 4,500 sq ft home in the suburbs with his tiger and monkeys. Nothing suspicious here.

Also, is there anyone in Houston that isn't out on bond?
Cartel?


Successful SaaS startup.
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In reply to Goose • 3:45p, 5/11/21
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Goose said:
BMX Bandit said:
Oseikhuemen Omobhude
I'm certainly not the authority on the subject, but I think that's got to be the worst stripper name I've ever seen.

Next up on the main stage, everybody get your money out, Oseikhuemen Omobhude!!!
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3:57p, 5/11/21
Did they find the tiger? My bet is he dropped it off at Bear Creek Park or the Buffalo Bayou.
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In reply to BillYeoman • 4:27p, 5/11/21
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BillYeoman said:
Did they find the tiger? My bet is he dropped it off at Bear Creek Park or the Buffalo Bayou.
Cartel or no, this guy seems to be tied to drugs in some way. Out on $250K bond for cold blooded murder (which he has violated 4 times apparently), living with a tiger and monkeys in a 4500 SF house, isn't friendly with the neighbors and keeps to himself, driving with paper tags, etc. My bet is he drove it to the bosses house and arranged the surrender with his attorney.
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