schmellba99 said:

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David_Puddy said:

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aTm2004 said:

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Yeah right. If you and your wife are running a marathon together and she wants you to wear matching shirts, you know you'd do it. If you didn't, you know you'd be laying in bed later that night after being shot down telling yourself "I should have worn the damn shirt."

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If you're wife is going to withhold sex because you didn't wear the same shirt as her, you're married to the wrong woman.

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Dude, it's a woman. Logic doesn't have to even be in the same zip code - when they get mad about something, they get mad about something. Big, small, trivial, important....doesn't matter.

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Exactly. My wife has had a pretty busy week which has had her out of the house most of the day. Due to that, the laundry hasn't been done this week. Last night I figured I'd help her out a little bit and decided to put on a load of laundry...for probably the 4th time in our 6+ year marriage. I step out of the laundry room to "I was going to do that later tonight, my week has been busy..." So, instead of "well, that was thoughtful of you," I get scolded and have to listen to a rant. She said maybe 3 words to me the rest of the night (which was great for watching the Astros).

Much appreciated.

schmellba99 said:

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David_Puddy said:

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Again, if they're getting mad or emotional about something stupid like that, my point stands. Hearing stuff like that makes me appreciate my woman even more

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So your wife has never, not once in the history of you two being together, gotten mad over something that made you think "WTF is she mad about?"

I have something to tell you....you married a dude.

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Not married yet, but if my wife were to ever get mad at me for trying to help her out on something like laundry and give me a lecture about it, then I'd have to rethink my marriage. I'm not delusional enough to not think that all women are crazy in one form or the other, but when you're lending a helping hand and get in trouble....? Yeah.....no. I can see throwing a fit if you're out a couple hours later than you're supposed to be at the bar with your buddies or something. I've been with my SO for 7 months and we haven't gotten into an argument yet, but I feel like that is not really the norm these days.

Anyway.....let's get back to discussing the statutory rape transpiring with young boys and 25-30 year old teachers.

Hey, not my fault yall are married to crazies. I've dated enough of them to know not to get married to one. Good luck on getting *****ed at for doing chores though going forward......sounds like a lot of fun to me.

aTm2004 said:

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All women are crazy. All. Ask your dad, uncles, brothers, etc who are married how crazy their wives are. If you really want to avoid crazy, you'll be doing 1 of 2 things:

1. Remaining single your entire life
2. Bending over and telling him "not so hard this time."

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If you read my post above, I've already acknowledged that. But good luck with the whole laundry argument, buddy.

Oh, and to the "argument," she'll probably not remember a thing about it. I've been married long enough to know not to bring up stupid **** if I don't have to. You're forgetting that women are crazy and what she did is normal for her.

Hiding it throughout the dating and engagement is what isn't normal. Good luck, butty.

aTm2004 said:

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David_Puddy said:

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aTm2004 said:

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All women are crazy. All. Ask your dad, uncles, brothers, etc who are married how crazy their wives are. If you really want to avoid crazy, you'll be doing 1 of 2 things:

1. Remaining single your entire life
2. Bending over and telling him "not so hard this time."

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If you read my post above, I've already acknowledged that. But good luck with the whole laundry argument, buddy.

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You talk about not marrying one. She'll hide it until after the marriage. You see, men and women go into a marriage with different goals:

- Men go into a marriage hoping she'll never change...and they always do
- Women go into a marriage hoping she can change him...and they never do

That's why they say marriage is a 3 ring circus...Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering

My point still remains. You'll either be single the rest of your life or have your tonsils tickled.

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That bolded part makes me feel sorry for you, honestly. But the gay smack makes you sound tough though at least, so you got that going for you. Since we're now projecting each others lives here.....I'm guessing you were probably one of those fightin Texas Aggies that wifed up the first person to let you have sex with them in college and couldn't wait to get married a month after you graduated. You were probably one of those overly obnoxious Howdy! types in the corps too with no itentions of ever serving......how is my aim on all of that?

RK said:

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This conversation is like a vegetarian telling someone how to cook a perfect rare steak.

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I am going to steal that one

Ezra Brooks said:

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David_Puddy said:

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Hey, not my fault yall are married to crazies. I've dated enough of them to know not to get married to one. Good luck on getting *****ed at for doing chores though going forward......sounds like a lot of fun to me.

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They change dude, they change.

You ever heard the joke -> Do you know why the bride is always so happy at he wedding? Because she knows she's given her last blow job.

It's true.

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Guessing my description of atm2004 might've hit the nail on the head with you too, eh?

RK said:

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This conversation is like a vegetarian telling someone how to cook a perfect rare steak.

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Hey I've got plenty of friends that have been married for coming up on 10 years now. Heard plenty of crazy stories but nothing about any of them getting *****ed at for doing chores. Of course these are buddies that I can still call up with a couple of nights heads up (or even day) to have drinks one night, which I'm sure your wife lets you do as well. I'm guessing guys like 2004 have to plan a night out with their buddies 6 months in advance.

David_Puddy said:

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RK said:

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This conversation is like a vegetarian telling someone how to cook a perfect rare steak.

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Hey I've got plenty of friends that have been married for coming up on 10 years now. Heard plenty of crazy stories but nothing about any of them getting *****ed at for doing chores. Of course these are buddies that I can still call up with a couple of nights heads up (or even day) to have drinks one night, which I'm sure your wife lets you do as well. I'm guessing guys like 2004 have to plan a night out with their buddies 6 months in advance.

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I know the cats you're talking about.

No you don't

CDUB98 said:

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Puddy is either really stupid, or a cuckold.

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Good lawd!

David_Puddy said:

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aTm2004 said:

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David_Puddy said:

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aTm2004 said:

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All women are crazy. All. Ask your dad, uncles, brothers, etc who are married how crazy their wives are. If you really want to avoid crazy, you'll be doing 1 of 2 things:

1. Remaining single your entire life
2. Bending over and telling him "not so hard this time."

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If you read my post above, I've already acknowledged that. But good luck with the whole laundry argument, buddy.

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You talk about not marrying one. She'll hide it until after the marriage. You see, men and women go into a marriage with different goals:

- Men go into a marriage hoping she'll never change...and they always do
- Women go into a marriage hoping she can change him...and they never do

That's why they say marriage is a 3 ring circus...Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering

My point still remains. You'll either be single the rest of your life or have your tonsils tickled.

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That bolded part makes me feel sorry for you, honestly. But the gay smack makes you sound tough though at least, so you got that going for you. Since we're now projecting each others lives here.....I'm guessing you were probably one of those fightin Texas Aggies that wifed up the first person to let you have sex with them in college and couldn't wait to get married a month after you graduated. You were probably one of those overly obnoxious Howdy! types in the corps too with no itentions of ever serving......how is my aim on all of that?

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About as good as your dad's when he pulled out the night you were conceived.

Exciting times.

aTm2004 said:

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David_Puddy said:

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aTm2004 said:

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David_Puddy said:

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aTm2004 said:

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All women are crazy. All. Ask your dad, uncles, brothers, etc who are married how crazy their wives are. If you really want to avoid crazy, you'll be doing 1 of 2 things:

1. Remaining single your entire life
2. Bending over and telling him "not so hard this time."

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If you read my post above, I've already acknowledged that. But good luck with the whole laundry argument, buddy.

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You talk about not marrying one. She'll hide it until after the marriage. You see, men and women go into a marriage with different goals:

- Men go into a marriage hoping she'll never change...and they always do
- Women go into a marriage hoping she can change him...and they never do

That's why they say marriage is a 3 ring circus...Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering

My point still remains. You'll either be single the rest of your life or have your tonsils tickled.

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That bolded part makes me feel sorry for you, honestly. But the gay smack makes you sound tough though at least, so you got that going for you. Since we're now projecting each others lives here.....I'm guessing you were probably one of those fightin Texas Aggies that wifed up the first person to let you have sex with them in college and couldn't wait to get married a month after you graduated. You were probably one of those overly obnoxious Howdy! types in the corps too with no itentions of ever serving......how is my aim on all of that?

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About as good as your dad's when he pulled out the night you were conceived.

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https://giphy.com/gifs/supa-hot-fire-YkkbVZma9gRKU

Pointing out that someone is married to an unappreciative, crazy wife means that you're gay or getting cheated on.....only on f'ing Texags.

David_Puddy said:

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Pointing out that someone is married to an unappreciative, crazy wife means that you're gay or getting cheated on.....only on f'ing Texags.

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It's OK, butty. We all said "not me" when we were single.