Things we say...or our dads or friends or fellow hunters say....


"That's good enough for the girls we date."

"I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a rag doll."

"Gonna be colder than blue hell tonight."

"That SOB is deader'n Hogan's goat."

"I was tits up by 10 p.m."

"It knocked him a s s hole over appetite."

"At least we don't have to worry about Aggie football for the rest of hunting season!"

CajunAggie said:

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Things we say...or our dads or friends or fellow hunters say....


"That's good enough for the girls we date."

"I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a rag doll menustrating skunk."

"Gonna be colder than blue hell tonight eskimo *****."

"That SOB is deader'n Hogan's goat."

"I was tits up by 10 p.m."

"It knocked him a s s hole over appetite."

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"Hotter than little sisters *****"

CajunAggie said:

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Things we say...or our dads or friends or fellow hunters say....


"That's good enough for the girls we date."

"I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a rag doll."

"Gonna be colder than blue hell tonight."

"That SOB is deader'n Hogan's goat."

"I was tits up by 10 p.m."

"It knocked him a s s hole over appetite."

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I have literally never heard a single one of those statements… and can't imagine a situation where 1/2 of them would be even remotely relevant.

Perhapse I have been hunting wrong my whole life….

Wow.

cupofjoe04 said:

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CajunAggie said:

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Things we say...or our dads or friends or fellow hunters say....


"That's good enough for the girls we date."

"I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a rag doll."

"Gonna be colder than blue hell tonight."

"That SOB is deader'n Hogan's goat."

"I was tits up by 10 p.m."

"It knocked him a s s hole over appetite."

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I have literally never heard a single one of those statements… and can't imagine a situation where 1/2 of them would be even remotely relevant.

Perhapse I have been hunting wrong my whole life….

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Only ever heard of the first one. Thanks to Mike Ryan.

Unrelated to hunting, but I heard a good one yesterday.

"Some people you have to pay to be good. I'm good for nothing."

And I agree, I've only ever heard the first one.

When I was a little boy, I was at deer camp with my uncle and his buddies. I guess Viagra had just recently become popular, and of course they were talking about it around the fire.

"It'll make your d*** so hard a cat couldn't scratch it!!!"

That was probably close to 30 years ago and still makes me chuckle.

"So hungry I could eat the ass end out of a menstrating skunk"

It's hell getting 2 inches of Dick out of 3" of clothes

not really hunting related, but this thread reminded me of my grandpa who I always hunted with........I believe it was after dinner at a big family gathering and we were all huddled around the TV so we would catch the weather and there was a story about a burger king worker sticking a hamburger down her pants and then wrapping it up and selling it to a customer. Nobody made a peep about it and as soon as it went to commercial my grandpa looked over at my dad and uncles and said "wonder how many $natch burgers I've been served" .......I was giggling like an idiot as any young boy who was just learning some cuss words would do.

CajunAggie said:

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"I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a rag doll."

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This is the version I've heard of this one.

"I'm so hungry I could eat the ass out of a dead rhino."

"That damn neighbor must be shooting their propane cannon again!"

AggieJames09 said:

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It's hell getting 2 inches of Dick out of 3" of clothes

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My grandpa used to say, "It's so cold, I had to stick my finger in my ass and yell "Snake!" and then grab it when it ran out the front".

"I gotta sh*t like a pet coon."

Colder than a well diggers' knee.

Better bring in the brass monkeys tonight. - Capt. Henry Blake MASH

Grinning like a **** eatin' Possum. describing boy who just shot his first deer.

I always hear "Colder than a well digger's daughter's tit in a brass bra in the Klondike". But that is on a fishing boat usually. Sometimes we hear "Hotter than two rats f'n in a wool sock".

This just stays between us.
What happens at the lease, stays at the lease.

"How many shots of crown you want"

I always heard colder than a well diggers ass or a witch's tit. Y'all's old people use too many words

"Looks old enough to me, but you'd better check with Brad, Mitch, or Jerry."

Referring to a small deer: "Make sure to wipe the milk off its lips before you take a picture!"

Anytime someone can't find a hole "put some hair around it"

trouble said:

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Y'all's old people use too many words

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For real. Some people trying way too hard.

Next year lets buy a place/ranch/farm.

Why didn't you shoot's him in the nuts?

**** Joe Biden

That's wronger than two boys f***in.

vmiaptetr said:

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That's wronger than two boys f***in.

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I swallowed my dip on this one!!

"Well, what did you THINK was going to happen, son?" (as kiddo grimaces while rubbing something on his body that is going to hurt the next day)


"Everybody pay attention to where I hung that lantern, and don't hit your head..." (CLANK, 5 minutes later-"DANG-IT!" from the first victim)

To the kids "Don't pee on the fire!"

"Jeeezzuss, he did piss on the fire"

"I got an idea on how to fix this", followed by Epic Failure and it's worse off now.

"Hold this, I promise I won't cut you......"

"Hold my beer, I'll show you how..."

Somehow I'm damn near 40 and still manage to hear "BOY" yelled at me by my dad at least once a day at the lease. I know how much I'm in trouble by how many syllables it is.

I'm going to miss that when he's gone.

no matter the size of the buck...I always like pissing someone off with this one.

"Nice kill, but it would have been a helluva deer next year!"

Yall need Jesus. Yall nasty.