https://instagr.am/p/Chi6ztvDgMV

They're going to want to check that bilge blower…

https://instagr.am/p/ChfBmZBFcjy

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The little Smart Car that could...but shouldn't.

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Safety chains hooked up wrong.

CEPhD said:

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Safety chains hooked up wrong.

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THAT's what you see wrong?!?

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https://instagr.am/p/ChFBOdGlQXb

https://instagr.am/p/ChD03yOl3h9

Hell yeah baby! They gettin after it!

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Damn! What happened here?????

ETA: the bottom video

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https://instagr.am/p/ChFBOdGlQXb

https://instagr.am/p/ChD03yOl3h9

Hell yeah baby! They gettin after it!

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Damn! What happened here?????

ETA: the bottom video

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https://instagr.am/p/ChFBOdGlQXb

https://instagr.am/p/ChD03yOl3h9

Hell yeah baby! They gettin after it!

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And that's how big boats make little boats, son.

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What the hell was he trying to do?

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Noodle a shark

https://instagr.am/p/ChmeaIVFiQi

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Yeah, but did someone just accidentally lean on the throttle or something?

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Those new fly by wire throttles are real loose. You bump it or it catches on your shirt and you can be full throttle in an instant.

Who would jump off the front of a moving boat?

Dumbasses

This stuff is why I refuse to take my boat out on holiday weekends unless it's at some out of the way lake/ramp that nobody will be at.

https://instagr.am/p/Chs-xggl6Dk

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https://instagr.am/p/Chs-xggl6Dk

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That is awesome ingenuity.

https://instagr.am/p/ChwtiC2Move
https://instagr.am/p/Chrn1R4Fral

People done lost their minds!

Somebody got to know the backstory on all this.

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Somebody got to know the backstory on all this.

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Almost certain to be an underwhelming tale of local yokels feuding over a girl or some drunken disrespect.

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Somebody got to know the backstory on all this.

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Full disclosure- I read this in the comments somewhere it's been shared, so I have no idea of true:

I read the lady with the boat has a commercial dock, shop, bar, something, AND a ferry service that caters to this cove. They said she was trying to run off the air taxi service to protect her ferry service. IDK. My initial thought was 'don't like the noise', 'don't like the wake', 'don't like that the pilot hit it & quit it' or something like that - but a couple seemingly locals said she was definitely crazy and it's been brewing. Even in the commentary of the video you get the impression it's not the first time the behavior has occurred.

I don't say this casually, but that's how someone ends up dead.

https://instagr.am/p/CiaZdqmP2cJ

Oh man, this could have been real bad.

That dude was a **** hair away from being pinned under that trailer and drowned.

That lady probaly had a couple soda waters so who the hell knows wtf she was doing.

Dude is lucky to be alive.