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Nosey neighbor stole my duck.

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Funky Winkerbean
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1:14p, 9/4/19
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Time to go buy 100 ducks, 25 swans, 25 geese and 9 peacocks.
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1:16p, 9/4/19
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No one else wanted to see a video of this duck using it's bill as a crutch?

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Old RV Ag
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In reply to PooDoo • 1:16p, 9/4/19
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PooDoo said:
I found her... She turned her into a bird sanctuary.
I'm glad you found your duck especially for your kid. But, this thread gave me a craving for duck.
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Old RV Ag
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In reply to Funky Winkerbean • 1:17p, 9/4/19
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Troutslime said:
Time to go buy 100 ducks, 25 swans, 25 geese and 9 peacocks.
All handicapped!
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1:17p, 9/4/19
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Call the police on her. There's definitely fowl play involved.
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In reply to PooDoo • 1:18p, 9/4/19
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They give the duck back?
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Funky Winkerbean
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In reply to Old RV Ag • 1:19p, 9/4/19
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Old RV Ag said:
Troutslime said:
Time to go buy 100 ducks, 25 swans, 25 geese and 9 peacocks.
All handicapped!


And send the bill to the old lady since she's in charge of pond waterfowl.
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1:32p, 9/4/19
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OP Please please please put up a duck handicap sign near the pond
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In reply to PooDoo • 1:36p, 9/4/19
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PooDoo said:
I found her... She turned her into a bird sanctuary.

Sooooo... You get it back?
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In reply to ABATTBQ11 • 1:41p, 9/4/19
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We can pick her up but I think I can talk my wife into letting them keep her.
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In reply to PooDoo • 1:57p, 9/4/19
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Where is the fun in that??? That's not how this works!

you were supposed to go claim the duck and then shadow it's very move until said busybody showed back up. Then you could record the entire interaction for our enjoyment. Please remember to hold your phone horizontally. NO vertical video. /theOB
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2:03p, 9/4/19
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You should send your neighbor a bill
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In reply to Centerpole90 • 2:22p, 9/4/19
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Centerpole90 said:
Where is the fun in that??? That's not how this works!

you were supposed to go claim the duck and then shadow it's very move until said busybody showed back up. Then you could record the entire interaction for our enjoyment. Please remember to hold your phone horizontally. NO vertical video. /theOB
Yeah, if anyone knows about following through for the OB, it's CP90...
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In reply to AgEng06 • 2:33p, 9/4/19
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Dood were you EVEN ON the OB then?? F'n Sean and Sunchaser...
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In reply to Centerpole90 • 2:34p, 9/4/19
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I've been around here longer than my 2010 join date would indicate.
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In reply to Centerpole90 • 2:37p, 9/4/19
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Centerpole90 said:
Where is the fun in that??? That's not how this works!

you were supposed to go claim the duck and then shadow it's very move until said busybody showed back up. Then you could record the entire interaction for our enjoyment. Please remember to hold your phone horizontally. NO vertical video. /theOB
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2:41p, 9/4/19
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let me guess a chicken and a turkey have also been reported as missing
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2:42p, 9/4/19
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Can you tell us more about how you found her and discovered where the duck was/is? Was there some awkward conversation? Did someone know her and just tell you where she usually takes them? Lotta questions left unanswered.

Slow day at work.
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In reply to FightinTexasAg15 • 2:52p, 9/4/19
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FightinTexasAg15 said:
You should send your neighbor a bill
but then what would the duck use for a crutch?
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In reply to rednecked • 3:03p, 9/4/19
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rednecked said:
FightinTexasAg15 said:
You should send your neighbor a bill
but then what would the duck use for a crutch?
ROFL
Class of '93 - proud Dad of a '22 grad and a '26 student!
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In reply to AgEng06 • 3:06p, 9/4/19
AgEng06 said:
Centerpole90 said:
Where is the fun in that??? That's not how this works!

you were supposed to go claim the duck and then shadow it's very move until said busybody showed back up. Then you could record the entire interaction for our enjoyment. Please remember to hold your phone horizontally. NO vertical video. /theOB
Yeah, if anyone knows about following through for the OB, it's CP90...


Ah yes! The long tryst thread that had everybody anticipating the next days update only to end with a picture of a South Texas vato stealing oranges from a road side orchard!!
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4:27p, 9/4/19
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Farh Rah Rah Rah....Rah Rah Rah Rah

IN!!!!!
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4:37p, 9/4/19
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4:58p, 9/4/19
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When you say struggles to swim with the janky leg... Does it just go in circles the whole time? Because that's hilarious if so.

Also, can the rehab folks get it a little duck peg leg? Maybe a fake eyepatch? Then you can name him quackbeard - the most ferocious pirate on the neighborhood pond.
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In reply to Salt of the water • 5:17p, 9/4/19
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That's just ridiculous. Obviously he would need a small peg leg with an action hero sized scuba flipper. Some of you people are so ridiculous.
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5:27p, 9/4/19
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Can you ask the bird sanctuary to attach a wheel to the leg for when he is wandering on land and then ask for a detachable pontoon to replace when the duck wants to go in the water. Then take these to the busy body and say she has to monitor what the duck needs and replace them accordingly
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5:39p, 9/4/19
This thread delivers
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In reply to rednecked • 5:46p, 9/4/19
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rednecked said:
FightinTexasAg15 said:
You should send your neighbor a bill
but then what would the duck use for a crutch?


You deserve it.
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6:53p, 9/4/19
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I see your neighbor hatched quite a plot!





Maybe you should get a NEST camera!
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6:57p, 9/4/19
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I have worked with a lot of HOAs on duck issues. I highly recommend getting rid of all non-migratory waterfowl. ESPECIALLY if they are being fed. Creates too many problem.
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7:33p, 9/4/19
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When are you going to confront your neighbor? Can't let the old hag make you her b*tch.
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8:22p, 9/4/19
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Back on the topic of sending a bill, you really should do this. Create a fake bill from the rehab center and mail it to her. Include all kinds of line items that add up to thousands of dollars in expenses for her to pay.

I'm sure the fine folks in this forum can assist you with thinking up some creative line items for this fake bill.

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8:26p, 9/4/19
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For sure, definitely lodge a complaint or two on Nextdoor
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8:47p, 9/4/19
Say nothing to no one. Get the duck back. Put up flyers saying missing one of a kind deformed duck due to being cross bred with homing pigeon. Drop duck back in pond. Wait for look on neighbor's face.
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In reply to Picard • 8:57p, 9/4/19
Prosthetic duck leg
Duck radiologist
Duck surgeon
Duck anesthesiologist
Duck nurse
Bird lawyer representing the hospital
Bird lawyer representing the duck
Aspirin $50
Hospital stay
Rehoming fee
Shots
Food
Contribution to WWF
Duck psychologist
Duck psychiatrist
Antipsychotics
Duck asylum
More antipsychotics
Bird lawyer (defense council)
Fines
Petty cash for use in commissary
Present to state governor
Plot and burial fee



Things went south and not just for the winter
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