PooDoo said:
I found her... She turned her into a bird sanctuary.
Well, she turned me into a newt !!
I got better.
Nosey neighbor stole my duck.
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Well, she turned me into a newt !!
I got better.
Did the duck have to pay the rehab facility in cash or did they just put it on his bill?
Say nothing to no one. Get the duck back. Put up flyers saying missing one of a kind deformed duck due to being cross bred with homing pigeon. Drop duck back in pond. Wait for look on neighbor's face.
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OMG, no kidding! My neighborhood has a "waterfowl club" of volunteers who feed these ducks. They sign up for a schedule. These animals are so dumb that they walk in front of moving cars and make little to no effort to move. I realize they are wild animals and don't understand modern machinery, but come on... animals understand when something is coming at/for them and they move. Periodically someone loses their **** and runs one over. I have had to get out of my car more than once to shoo the stupid birds out of the street so that I can drive.ursusguy said:
I have worked with a lot of HOAs on duck issues. I highly recommend getting rid of all non-migratory waterfowl. ESPECIALLY if they are being fed. Creates too many problem.
Me reading this thread at work today:
Just in to say ... wow.
Kamala and Ann Richards have something in common...both wh..
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The duck was taken to the Quack Shack.
rednecked said:but then what would the duck use for a crutch?FightinTexasAg15 said:
You should send your neighbor a bill
That's just barbaric...then it wont have a crutchTroutslime said:Old RV Ag said:All handicapped!Troutslime said:
Time to go buy 100 ducks, 25 swans, 25 geese and 9 peacocks.
And send the bill to the old lady since she's in charge of pond waterfowl.
edit...someone beat me to the joke
ursusguy said:
I have worked with a lot of HOAs on duck issues. I highly recommend getting rid of all non-migratory waterfowl. ESPECIALLY if they are being fed. Creates too many problem.
You got any that have those Greater Canada geese? I have a 3 acre pond next to my house and would love 4-6 of those big honkers living on it.
Strictly as pets...
Canadian geese are a menace.
Thread delivered...
But...
Trying to be serious, tell your friend to give the ducklings a little vitamin B12 in the food or water.
But...
Trying to be serious, tell your friend to give the ducklings a little vitamin B12 in the food or water.
TxFig said:ursusguy said:
I have worked with a lot of HOAs on duck issues. I highly recommend getting rid of all non-migratory waterfowl. ESPECIALLY if they are being fed. Creates too many problem.
You got any that have those Greater Canada geese? I have a 3 acre pond next to my house and would love 4-6 of those big honkers living on it.
Strictly as pets...
No you don't. 4-6 quickly becomes 40-60.
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Slimy green goose poop is THE WORST
Milwaukees Best Light said:
Can you tell us more about how you found her and discovered where the duck was/is? Was there some awkward conversation? Did someone know her and just tell you where she usually takes them? Lotta questions left unanswered.
Slow day at work.
One of the links posted had a list of wildlife rescue types... I called about 3 of them until I found a guy that gave me the duck sanctuary's phone number.
I left a voicemail and the lady called back and told me she had the duck.
I still haven't been able to figure out who the lady was or where she lives.
Another case solved by the OB.
my first thought. we found the a hole that starts all of the neighborhood duck problems.ursusguy said:
I have worked with a lot of HOAs on duck issues. I highly recommend getting rid of all non-migratory waterfowl. ESPECIALLY if they are being fed. Creates too many problem.
I call BS on them not understanding moving machinery. (I also can't stand people who stop for ducks. Turtles I get stopping for - they are rather dumb, and probably don't have the ability to process much movement. Anyone's who has ever run after poultry knows that birds get the idea of "running away.")
If they get hit, who cares? Resident fowl, unless being farmed, are just annoying.
If they get hit, who cares? Resident fowl, unless being farmed, are just annoying.
Well if they understand Machinery, then they're playing an awfully dangerous game of chicken. Or should I say duck?
The deer around here absolutely understand cars. I've seen them look both ways. I think those that don't are eliminated. (Boerne area)
If only we had an expert in bird law to sort this all out.
PooDoo said:Milwaukees Best Light said:
Can you tell us more about how you found her and discovered where the duck was/is? Was there some awkward conversation? Did someone know her and just tell you where she usually takes them? Lotta questions left unanswered.
Slow day at work.
One of the links posted had a list of wildlife rescue types... I called about 3 of them until I found a guy that gave me the duck sanctuary's phone number.
I left a voicemail and the lady called back and told me she had the duck.
I still haven't been able to figure out who the lady was or where she lives.
Another case solved by the OB.
100/1 the sanctuary has her info.