Ill die from spiders before I lick a man's balls.

Just sayin'.

My brother had a spider in his ear once. Some alcohol forced it to evacuate.

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My brother had a spider in his ear once. Some alcohol forced it to evacuate.

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Last thing I'd want is a drunk spider crapping in my ear.

OP... Open both door and attack the spider with a leaf blower.

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1. Set fire to cab.
2. Get a new truck.

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This

I HATE, HATE, HATE spiders....

As a teen, I was driving and saw this huge spider on the windshield - right in front of me... Then, noticed it was INSIDE and not outside. Stopped the car and got the hell outta there...

schmellba that is a terrifying picture

Having lost a fight to a brown recluse, I have a pretty healthy dislike of spiders. I'd still take the walk of web over licking a homeless man's sack.

TEG - check email -need your address

And I agree with burning down the truck. My wife and I have a deal - she kills spiders and I'll kill anything else, haha.

Grew up in Brazoria County. Bananah spiders are the reason I hate all of them. Sticky webs and those things can grow to the size of a soft ball. Ran through their webs many times.

Ugh.

I bailed off of my dirt bike at 11 years old due to one of those gigantic bastages.

Hit me full in the goggles when I jumped out of an old gravel pit. He went further into my helmet. I ejected, screaming and tearing at my helmet before I hit the ground. Bike was left to burn. I ran back to the house, left my helmet there until I found someone to help me search it.

Near death experience for sure.

Cody
Fightin Texas Aggie c/o 04

Someone please tell me that pic is photoshopped.

This thread is hilarious. And I agree, burn the truck down. No spiders for me...

I thought this was supposed to be the Manly Men board!!!!

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Grew up in Brazoria County. Bananah spiders are the reason I hate all of them. Sticky webs and those things can grow to the size of a soft ball. Ran through their webs many times.

Ugh.

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Same here (LJ). Those damned banana spiders were everywhere, and I hated them with a passion. They are probably the reason I despise spiders, though the black widow I found crawling up my leg one day is also a major contributing factor.

Surprisingly, with all of my travels and all my years living abroad in the desert of El Paso and Phoenix, I never crossed paths with a tarantula. And, for the sake of the world, that is a very good thing. I may spontaneously transform into a pile of shat if I find one of those big hairy sumbeetches blocking my path.

When I was a little kid, we used to go to my grandmother's every other weekend. She had this old wooden house in the woods out near a bayou near Beaumont. Huge masses of daddy long leg spiders would gather up under the eaves of that house. Like masses of dozens or over 100 at times. One of my older brothers favorite pasttimes on those visits was to stick a broom or small tree branch into the mass of spiders until they were crawling all over it, then to chase me around trying to dump the mass of spiders on me. Needless to say, I now have a long term pathological hatred of spiders and concur that setting fire to the truck is the only reasonable solution to the problem.

Im pretty sure the spider got the OP.

I bet he's too tired from walking everywhere now that his truck is not fit for use.

Cody
Fightin Texas Aggie c/o 04

Haha. Spider wins.

No... seriously. Someone tell me that pic is a fake.

It's real, Rogue... and they're after you...

Dammit.


I'm gonna need to borrow schmellba99's flame thrower.

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I'm gonna need to borrow schmellba99's flame thrower.

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You're thinking small time

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I'm gonna need to borrow schmellba99's flame thrower.

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Or maybe you could catch them in a live trap...

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Grew up in Brazoria County. Bananah spiders are the reason I hate all of them. Sticky webs and those things can grow to the size of a soft ball. Ran through their webs many times.

Ugh.

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Here. Those trees along Oyster Creek would have some giant spiders and webs between trees that were 30'-40' across.

My brother used to take firecrackers and light them and throw them up into the web to see if the spider would come see what had been caught. He is a bit of a pyro.

Between snakes and spiders, how do some of yall function outdoors?

Snakes are no problem. Spiders are spawn of devil.

While in South Africa on safari in 2008, I walked into the bathroom in my cabin with plans on a peaceful and reliving meeting with the mayor.

I lifted the lid and there was a 5" diameter BEAST right above the waterline. I did not poop for 3 days.

My thoughts at the time:
1. I am in Africa and things here kill you very well
2. I am in Africa and I have no idea what kind of spider-monster this is
3. If there is one, there are probably more (#%^&**$#@)
4. I wonder if my .375 is enough gun?

Cody
Fightin Texas Aggie c/o 04

Ursus, that's easy. It means that even when nothing is in season they can find something to kill.

Concur...snakes are fine...spiders not so much.

Never been to the Dark Continent, but when I was down under (Sydney) I ran into it's two most infamous creepers: the nasty little Red-Back (their version of a Black Widow) and the aggressive as **** funnel web spider.

Little ****s rear back like a little demon with those big-ass fangs (that are pretty damn poisonous, even potentially fatal).

Evil, evil creatures....like a pissed off tarantula that can seriously mess you up

I think guys are allowed 1 "sissy card" from one of the following categories: Snakes, Heights, and spiders. Any more than one, you lose the man card.

A man has to have a healthy dose of fear of something.

I apply my sissy card to whichever one is handy at the moment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySXCdcnKBgg


I may never sleep again.