I was on a company dove hunt about ten years ago and we had this lesbian chick (yeah, our regional office was in Austin) that brought out her significant other (I think she was the bull but it's not really pertinent to the story).
Anyway, the night before the season opened, there were about 20 of us out on this ranch and we went up to high bluff to throw some clays and hang out. One of the guys has a pistol gripped Mossberg and shooting clays with it and doing pretty good. The bull lesbo decides she wants to try it.
I was throwing the clays, she yells pull, I start to swing my arm back and notice that the receiver of the pistol grip shotgun is dangerously close to her face....but....I pretty yell STOP right as the clay released. She shoots, shotgun slams in to her face, splits a hole clean through right below her lower lip and knocks out two teeth. Blood going in every direction.
I felt kind of bad for her but have to admit it was all I could do not to break down laughing. Four hours later the muff divers made it back from the emergency room and she still hunted the next morning.