*****The Official Houston Texans 2024: Slowik strikes back****

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Stroud is broken. Last week he started crying in the game and then couldn't finish. I'm concerned that last year was fool's gold.
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We are so lucky that we are in the AFC south
The Beef01
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This offense has failed to score in entire halves entirely too much…man what a horrible stroke of luck that Slowik didn't take another job.

Guy absolutely sucks and his "hot commodity" label after last season is the only reason he hasn't been fired yet.
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Texans aren't goin to do anything in the playoffs. 1 and done.

They blow right now.
I know a lot about a little, and a little about a lot.
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Well, it appears we don't have to worry about playing the Ravens in the playoffs.
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Best lip syncing eva
htownag08
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Give CJ a decent OL and a competent OC and hes a different qb.
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If Kamala Harris paid $10MM and she didn't perform how much is this halftime show costing Netflix?
Martin Cash
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You will never convince me that any sane person could actually enjoy this.
AlwaysNextYear89
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So Beyonce is country now??

I mean if Post Malone is, why not?? And she's far easier on the eyes
45-70Ag
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This dog **** halftime symbolizes everything Beyonc is. Disgusting, overblown, dog **** and just gross.

AlwaysNextYear89
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Martin Cash said:

You will never convince me that any sane person could actually enjoy this.
You talkin Texans offense or this halftime show? I actually think the offense is more unwatchable than Beyonce right now.
LB12Diamond
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Post Malone is not. He's going to regret trying this jump.
45-70Ag
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Are these girls dancing around her even young enough for her husband
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AlwaysNextYear89 said:

So Beyonce is country now??

I mean if Post Malone is, why not?? And she's far easier on the eyes


Beyonce went country about a year ago.
Olsen
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Her 12 year old daughter is as tall as her?
TexAgs1992
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That was not as bad as it could've been.
Martin Cash
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AlwaysNextYear89 said:

Martin Cash said:

You will never convince me that any sane person could actually enjoy this.
You talkin Texans offense or this halftime show? I actually think the offense is more unwatchable than Beyonce right now.

Both
G.I.Bro
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As someone who doesn't like country, I kinda liked the show
AlwaysNextYear89
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This studio group is worse than the halftime show tbh

so, ranking the worstness:

Texans Offense
Studio Team
Beyonce
The Beef01
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htownag08 said:

Give CJ a decent OL and a competent OC and hes a different qb.


I think he needs that opportunity, but CJ is carrying as much of the blame for the offense dying this season. He is making terrible decisions, worse throws and is statistically trending behind Bryce Young.

It's bad.
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what in the studio halftime panel was that
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G.I.Bro said:

As someone who doesn't like country, I kinda liked the show


I like country. But that was not country. That was just Beyonce and the show was pretty good but it was just her normal thing.
Ag_07
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So I'm now at the point where I think CJ is just as much of a problem as Slowik maybe even moreso.

That was an awful half of football.
Legalize-It-Ags
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Who was that show for? Beyonce fans likely don't like country and country fans likely don't care much for Beyonc… so I pose the question again… who was this for?
AlwaysNextYear89
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That first play wasn't OL OR OC...CJ has just regressed terribly

Add the third play of the half
Texaggie7nine
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That was a good Beyonce H town show. Makes sense why she didn't win any CMAs but it's still fun and country inspired.
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AustinAg2K
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The most interesting part of the Beyonce show is that Netflix basically forked over enough money to do a Super Bowl quality halftime show.
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This is on CJ. He just does not make plays that are there to be made like he did last year.
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LB12Diamond said:

G.I.Bro said:

As someone who doesn't like country, I kinda liked the show


I like country. But that was not country. That was just Beyonce and the show was pretty good but it was just her normal thing.


I didn't hear any small town references or alcohol/love similes so you're probably right
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Stroud is awful
Twisted Helix
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CJ is bad. Don't know if he's fixable at this point.
G.I.Bro
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Triple coverage throw to wr3, no way that was going to work out
Ags #1
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Cj is Bryce young now
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Twisted Helix said:

CJ is bad. Don't know if he's fixable at this point.


It's sophomore slump. Most second year qbs regress from their successful rookie campaigns. I'm not gonna worry unless it carries over to next year.
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