*****The Official Houston Texans 2024: Slowik strikes back****

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I still don't get it.

Playing all these squeakers just suggests they aren't that good and Buffalo is probably going to roll themin th AFc title game.

Otherwise, they seem to have adopted a San Antonio Spurs type of model of just enough fundamental on ofense and a crushing defense to win lots of games without their stars taking tremendous abuse.
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The Porkchop Express said:

The TexAgs' vitriol for Mahomes is really something. Other than winning all the time, why does everyone hate the Chiefs so much?


I don't hate the Chiefs, I respect what they have done, the media has made them the villain at this point….I am a Mahomes fan, but even I can see what is going on…this is what happened with Brady.
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The Porkchop Express said:

The TexAgs' vitriol for Mahomes is really something. Other than winning all the time, why does everyone hate the Chiefs so much?


For me, it's not necessarily hate, but obviously people get tired of the same team winning a lot. I don't hate them, I'd just love to see a new AFC team in the Super Bowl for a couple of years in a row at least.

Also for me the Netflix show quarterback really made me dislike the personalities of Patrick and his wife. I know I'm not the only one who came out of that documentary feeling like that towards them.
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Patrick is a phenomenal talent and first ballot HOFer already.

He's also incredibly cocky, annoying, and unbearable. Yet the media continues to shove him down our throats.

I hope the Texans destroy his ass this weekend.
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Are the Texans even going to play to win the next two weeks? I don't see how it will change the playoff seeding if they win out vs lose out. Seems better to limit injury potential.
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KidDoc said:

Are the Texans even going to play to win the next two weeks? I don't see how it will change the playoff seeding if they win out vs lose out. Seems better to limit injury potential.


There's absolutely a chance at the 3 seed, however I might prefer 4 seed at this point to go to KC vs Buffalo in division round.
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Given their struggles on offense this year I think it's imperative to use these last few weeks to work out kinks and get some momentum going into the playoffs.

They're nowhere near good enough to shut it down and coast into the playoffs.
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mAgnoliAg said:

KidDoc said:

Are the Texans even going to play to win the next two weeks? I don't see how it will change the playoff seeding if they win out vs lose out. Seems better to limit injury potential.


There's absolutely a chance at the 3 seed, however I might prefer 4 seed at this point to go to KC vs Buffalo in division round.


It's a guess at this point where they would go.

The 6 can easily upset the 3, or all higher seeds could win.
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I think I've been pro-Chiefs for the last few years because I had Kelce in a keeper league. Until the vampire got ahold of him last year, he was free money.
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The Porkchop Express said:

The TexAgs' vitriol for Mahomes is really something. Other than winning all the time, why does everyone hate the Chiefs so much?



Mahomes is a poon. The constant "injuries" limping off the field like he needs an amputation only to come back 3 plays later. It's obnoxious.


Not to mention the constant "beneficial" calls they get
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


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The Porkchop Express said:

I think I've been pro-Chiefs for the last few years because I had Kelce in a keeper league. Until the vampire got ahold of him last year, he was free money.
I know a lot about a little, and a little about a lot.
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Not to mention the constant "beneficial" calls they get.

This to me is the worst.

If one were a conspiracy prone person one might suspect that the League was doing things to ensure the Chiefs stay in the spotlight, particularly since Kelce started dating the biggest celebrity pop singer on the planet.

If that is not the case, the League needs to look into the officiating and to a success bias, meaning the past success of a given team (Chiefs now, Patriots with Brady, etc.) influences how the officials see and call the game now.
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Mahomes is incredibly talented, but you can almost set your watch to the "ankle injury" he gets towards the end of the season/post-season and the miraculous comeback he has. It's not so much that he's unlikeable, but the NFL doesn't have a plethora of top tier QBs right now like they used to, so it's just too much.

If the Ravens beat the Steelers, the Texans only have to win 2 of the final 3 for the 3rd seed versus the 4th. This would be huge if, somehow, Chiefs and Bills get upset in the Divisional Round. I don't see that happening.

More from the mental side of things, this offense has started to look better the second half of the season, I don't agree with having 3 weeks of half-A effort/execution and then going into the playoffs. We just don't have the ability to turn things on or off when we want.
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Mahomoes "Likely" to start
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Ags #1 said:

Mahomoes "Likely" to start
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/43062143/chiefs-mahomes-most-likely-start-vs-texans-reid-says


It's a miracle, from week to week with a high ankle sprain to no injury status in 4 days. Amazing I tell you
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Hes a giant pu ssy
The Porkchop Express
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Mr.Bond said:

Hes a giant
Most 29-year-old 3 x Super Bowl champions are.
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My statement above stands. Dude gets hurt. Comes off the field as if his career is over..... 1 play later he skips back onto the field. He can get ****ed.
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


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I respect Mahomes for playing this week, most guys would sit and rest.

I'm glad as a Texans fan because I want to see how they size up.

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Frok said:

I respect Mahomes for playing this week, most guys would sit and rest.

Why would he sit and rest?

A) He ain't injured

B) They're still playing for the #1 seed and a bye
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Ag_07 said:

Frok said:

I respect Mahomes for playing this week, most guys would sit and rest.

Why would he sit and rest?

A) He ain't injured

B) They're still playing for the #1 seed and a bye
C) He's not really hurt
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About to catch the plane to KC, let's go win this f'ing game and send a message
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FrioAg 00 said:

About to catch the plane to KC, let's go win this f'ing game and send a message
Try to break up Kelce and T Swift again so Kelce can get back to being good on my fantasy team.
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LFG


The Porkchop Express
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NBC Sports has awarded Mahomes Comeback Player of the Year for his miraculous recovery from a mild ankle sprain.
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Throw down field
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The Porkchop Express said:

NBC Sports has awarded Mahomes Comeback Player of the Year for his miraculous recovery from a mild ankle sprain.


He's a true hero and miracle worker … all hail the mighty mahomes
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Cynic said:

Throw down field


Okay maybe not
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Cynic said:

Throw down field


Welp
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Stroud looking inaccurate on those first passes.
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Screen to Nico was high then the INT was too.
The Porkchop Express
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only 4 guys could have intercepted that pass
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KTAG05 said:

Screen to Nico was high then the INT was too.


I don't think the Texans have successfully executed that screen pass this year.
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So here's my hypothetical…let's say Stroud is moderately better next season, or looks similar to this season…are the Texans back in the QB market after next season? Feels like this year has been that bad.
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Mahomes did look a bit slow on that scramble.
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