With ChatGPT's help, a theme song:
Well, if you ever plan to motor west
Travel my way, it's the highway that's the best
Get tremendous kicks -- the best kicks, folks --
Drive to heaven on I-47
Starts down in Port Arthur, Texas way,
Beautiful refineries, many people say,
Beaumont loves me, tremendous crowd,
The road is wide, the trucks are loud.
You roll through Palestine (the good one), Corsicana too,
Waxahachie -- great people, very true.
Fort Worth says "Sir, your highway's grand!"
Biggest interstate in the whole darn land.
Drive to heaven on I-47
Now Decatur's nice, Wichita Falls,
Everybody waving from the shopping malls.
Amarillo steaks -- they're huge, okay?
Nobody else grills beef the Texas way.
Then Oklahoma, Boise City style,
Not a lot there, but we wave and smile.
Colorado comes with mountains tall,
Denver traffic? We're fixing it all.
From Laramie up through Yellowstone,
Bison crossing, tremendous tone.
People say the bears all love my route --
Frankly, the smartest bears, without a doubt.
Drive to heaven on I-47
Montana skies, Helena pride,
Cowboys driving cattle roadside.
Beautiful pavement, classy signs,
Gold letters -- very expensive designs.
So make that trip and take it slow,
From the Gulf Coast up where cold winds blow.
And when they ask who built this way,
You tell 'em: "Trump. The USA!"
Drive to heaven on I-47
Drive to heaven on I-47
Drive to heaven on I-47