Has TexaAgs put out an Official Kit Kat statement yet?

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8:40p, 3/30/26
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Ok to light things up someone has stolen 413,793. Enjoy some of the companies putting out statements:

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KitKat, owned by Swiss food giant Nestle, told AFP on Saturday that "a truck transporting 413,793 units of its new chocolate range has been stolen during transit in Europe." The shipment disappeared last week while heading between production and distribution locations, the company said.
"We've always encouraged people to have a break with KitKat," a spokesperson told AFP, referring to its famous catchphrase. "But it seems thieves have taken the message too literally and made a break with more than 12 tons of our chocolate."
The company said the stolen truck had left a factory in central Italy and was making its way to Poland when it was stolen, adding that "the vehicle and its contents remain unaccounted for."



https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2026/03/30/hot-takes-hilarious-responses-from-other-brands-after-stash-of-kitkat-bars-goes-missing-in-europe-n2200800
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8:41p, 3/30/26
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Fast and furious franchise merges with Willy Wonka. Box office magic.
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In reply to coolerguy12 • 8:44p, 3/30/26
coolerguy12 said:
Fast and furious franchise merges with Willy Wonka. Box office magic.


Oompa, Loompa, doompa-dee-do
Looks like no KitKat for you
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8:52p, 3/30/26
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Reminds me of Darryl's resume from The Office.

"It says you moved 2.5 billion units. Units of what?"

"Units of paper"
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8:54p, 3/30/26
Recently saw some break a piece off and bite from the side. These are dark times we live in.
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10:52p, 3/30/26
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Gimme a break.
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11:10p, 3/30/26
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I'm looking at the Japanese. They love them some KitKats and if you've been over there, you know I'm right.
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In reply to Martin Cash • 11:25p, 3/30/26
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Martin Cash said:
Gimme a break.

Break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar…
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11:26p, 3/30/26
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11:33p, 3/30/26
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They're getting more than the value of the candy in publicity.
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2:26a, 3/31/26
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Context for those who dont know

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11:17a, 3/31/26


94chem,
That, sir, was the greatest post in the history of TexAgs. I salute you. -- Dough
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In reply to KentK93 • 11:29a, 3/31/26
KentK93 said:
Ok to light things up someone has stolen 413,793. Enjoy some of the companies putting out statements:

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KitKat, owned by Swiss food giant Nestle, told AFP on Saturday that "a truck transporting 413,793 units of its new chocolate range has been stolen during transit in Europe." The shipment disappeared last week while heading between production and distribution locations, the company said.
"We've always encouraged people to have a break with KitKat," a spokesperson told AFP, referring to its famous catchphrase. "But it seems thieves have taken the message too literally and made a break with more than 12 tons of our chocolate."
The company said the stolen truck had left a factory in central Italy and was making its way to Poland when it was stolen, adding that "the vehicle and its contents remain unaccounted for."



https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2026/03/30/hot-takes-hilarious-responses-from-other-brands-after-stash-of-kitkat-bars-goes-missing-in-europe-n2200800

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In reply to Gnome Sayin • 11:37a, 3/31/26
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Gnome Sayin said:
Recently saw some break a piece off and bite from the side. These are dark times we live in.

Years ago, I unwrapped a Kit Kat and just took a bite of the whole thing. Didn't break it...just bit in to it like you would most candy bars,

My wife and daughter lectured me about that all the way home.
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In reply to Anonymous Source • 11:58a, 3/31/26
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Gnome Sayin said:
Recently saw some break a piece off and bite from the side. These are dark times we live in.

Years ago, I unwrapped a Kit Kat and just took a bite of the whole thing. Didn't break it...just bit in to it like you would most candy bars,

My wife and daughter lectured me about that all the way home.


Dang, dude. Do you take a bite out of the middle of a tortilla so you can play peek-a-boo?
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12:32p, 3/31/26
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What's the end game here? You stole a semi worth of candy bars, now what? You gonna sell them on the black market?
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In reply to Kashchei • 12:50p, 3/31/26
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Kashchei said:
What's the end game here? You stole a semi worth of candy bars, now what? You gonna sell them on the black market?

Easter Bunnies!
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12:51p, 3/31/26
The twuck was stolen by Twixsters.
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In reply to coolerguy12 • 12:52p, 3/31/26
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coolerguy12 said:
Fast and furious franchise merges with Willy Wonka. Box office magic.

"I live my life a quarter of an Oompa Loompa at a time"
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12:54p, 3/31/26
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It's probably just a misunderstanding.

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In reply to Martin Cash • 2:00p, 3/31/26
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Martin Cash said:
Gimme a break.


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2:02p, 3/31/26
My blood sugar went up just reading the story.
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3:17p, 3/31/26
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I have an alibi and you can't prove nothing.
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In reply to Burnsey • 3:38p, 3/31/26
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Burnsey said:
I'm looking at the Japanese. They love them some KitKats and if you've been over there, you know I'm right.

And they have lots of cool flavors.

I doubt Willy Wonka is a suspect. Face it, the Oompa Loompas do all of the work, and they'd never be able to reach the pedals on a big truck.
Being in TexAgs jail changes a man……..no, not really
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In reply to Ginormus Ag • 5:00p, 3/31/26
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I have an alibi and you can't prove nothing.


You were at the Kit Kat Klub?
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5:29p, 3/31/26
Real Texans like their Chili without beans and their Chocolate without wafers !
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In reply to StandUpforAmerica • 8:31p, 3/31/26
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StandUpforAmerica said:


A chocolate chic-o-stick would be next level bad assery.
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In reply to KentK93 • 4:58p, 4/1/26
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KentK93 said:

Assuming none of those end up in the UK, there is not a consumer safety issue. But the UK has banned any artificial colors or flavorings, many of those newer varieties of Kit-Kats would be illegal.
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