Troops from Europe deploy to Greenland in rapid 2-day mission as Trump eyes takeover

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Not necessary a state.
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Ellis Wyatt said:

twelve12twelve said:

boulderaggie said:

Seems like an escalation by the EU

Maybe the president shouldn't say stupid **** that causes the world to hedge their bets in case he is insane enough to follow through.

Are we talking about President Poo Poo and his "I can do more pushups than you , Jack?"



Ironically, the same President Poo Poo who invited Russia to invade Ukraine.
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HalifaxAg said:

flakrat said:

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The US has kidnapped the Prime Minister of Greenland.



It's okay, he'll be back again someday


Underrated post. Nice work.
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javajaws said:

Agzonfire said:

Urban Ag said:

rocky the dog said:



Rocky, this may be the first time you got a meme wrong


It should have been based on this. The Rebels got their ass kicked.






The Star Trek nerds always have to chime in


I imagine if Greenland's Inuit population were as confused as you are about Star Trek vs Star Wars they probably thought these 34 troops were from America there to start the invasion!


...which admittedly might be enough to get the job done. Well, unless they forgot their blasters back on Hoth.


Haha got one to fall for the trap. NERD
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Agzonfire said:

javajaws said:

Agzonfire said:

Urban Ag said:

rocky the dog said:



Rocky, this may be the first time you got a meme wrong


It should have been based on this. The Rebels got their ass kicked.






The Star Trek nerds always have to chime in


I imagine if Greenland's Inuit population were as confused as you are about Star Trek vs Star Wars they probably thought these 34 troops were from America there to start the invasion!


...which admittedly might be enough to get the job done. Well, unless they forgot their blasters back on Hoth.


Haha got one to fall for the trap. NERD

Oh yeah - just wait until the Gundam mobile suits get there!
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Can EU fight a two-front war with US and Russia???
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oh no said:



Elon's about to be King of Greenland. Give all Greenlanders some Tesla and SpaceX stock and voila, royalty!
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actually I bet they could really use starlink over there.
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Urban Ag said:

rocky the dog said:



Rocky, this may be the first time you got a meme wrong


It should have been based on this. The Rebels got their ass kicked.




By Sting, no less.
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oh no said:

actually I bet they could really use starlink over there.

Good place to build some data centers - free cooling!
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I would bet 100 bucks that each of those soldiers would enthusiastically shake trumps hand if given the chance.

They aint defending crap.
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Oh. "Please, feel free to bring more of your military to Greenland to join our 20 troops in some fun exercises. Whatever, boss."
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Urban Ag said:

aggiehawg said:

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Just Europe europing. 35 individuals now equals "several countries sending in troops to bolster defenses."

Advertising that they are a paper tiger, thus demonstrating the opposite of the stated goal.

Thirty five over two days? How many troops and equipment can we deploy over that same time frame? (Hint: a lot more than that.)

We could probably move an Airborne division to Greenland in 48 hours. Significant forward elements in 24.

Not really sure what the point was here. This is largely embarrassing for NATO.

We could probably take out those 35 troops with zero collateral damage within 90 minutes
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Another good one from X:


For those without X:
"The US has captured the Prime Minister of Greenland."

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Science Denier said:

Trump's response should be:

I see Europe mobilized their troops in a show of force to demonstrate they can defend Greenland, as well as Europe and the other countries of NATO.

Therefore, as they have demonstrated they can take care of themselves, the US is leaving NATO. The doors of NATO will be closed at the end of February '26.

Have a nice day.

Close the bases, pull the equipment and troops, and tell Vlad have fun
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rednecked said:

91Challenger said:

milner79 said:

Lili Von Shtpp and her forces could wipe out the Europeans in an afternoon.




If she wasn't so tired.

tired of coming and going, and going and coming... and always too soon!

"it's twue, it's twue"
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TxLawDawg said:

oh no said:



Elon's about to be King of Greenland. Give all Greenlanders some Tesla and SpaceX stock and voila, royalty!

oh my gosh, he could 100x that with the mineral rights alone
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I saw a video where some British guy said that they have an offer that we can't refuse. They won't fight for Greenland if we take all of the muslims in Britain and move them there, along with Keir Starmer. I don't think the British people, or any average Euro, gives a crap about Greenland. They know the truth in that the US is the alpha and that they wouldn't stand a chance in any type of fight. Looking at Britain, they would probably celebrate in the streets if we pulled an operation in Britain like we just did in Venezuela.
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waitwhat? said:

K2-HMFIC said:

The amount of people in this thread prepared to go to war with Europe over Greenland is frightening.

Nobody wants to go to war for Greenland. I don't even want Greenland. It's just funny that Europeans consider this "deploying troops".

I want Greenland, and we will not have to go to war to make it happen. China and Russia will not fight us. and EU is limp.
I hate tu. It's in my blood.
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waitwhat? said:

K2-HMFIC said:

The amount of people in this thread prepared to go to war with Europe over Greenland is frightening.

Nobody wants to go to war for Greenland. I don't even want Greenland. It's just funny that Europeans consider this "deploying troops".

Notice they deployed on a Boeing 737, wearing forest green camo uniforms for their big recon mission (yes, really) in Greenland in January.
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BQ_90 said:

Was Tully Bascomb in command



I bet only the old people will get this


In.
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nortex97 said:

waitwhat? said:

K2-HMFIC said:

The amount of people in this thread prepared to go to war with Europe over Greenland is frightening.

Nobody wants to go to war for Greenland. I don't even want Greenland. It's just funny that Europeans consider this "deploying troops".

Notice they deployed on a Boeing 737, wearing forest green camo uniforms for their big recon mission (yes, really) in Greenland in January.



On a commercial carrier!
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oh no said:



And if Biden were President, he would have given it to them.
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Only if NATO was sending 10% back to the big guy.
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LOYAL AG said:

twelve12twelve said:

boulderaggie said:

Seems like an escalation by the EU

Maybe the president shouldn't say stupid **** that causes the world to hedge their bets in case he is insane enough to follow through.


The party of war doing what it does best.


It warms my heart when someone says something this galactically stupid and they get no blue stars. I mean not one person to this point agreed with you. Well done.

I'm curious what exactly makes the Republicans the party of war in your opinion. Is it the willingness to continue pushing Ukraine and Russia towards an end to their war? Or maybe it was the willingness to act to prevent Iran from becoming a nuclear power?

What you really don't like is that he identifies a problem and takes tangible steps towards solving it. He's willing to stand up for what he thinks is right and take action even when it's hard and that bothers you. The Democrats are the party of fecklessness. They love to talk and sound tough but there's no real threat of action. Solutions bother you guys. You're the party of problems with zero desire to actually solve them. So when faced with someone willing to act you completely lose your collective mind.

I hope Trump reads F16 just so he can see this post. Bravo!
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Squadron7 said:

nortex97 said:

waitwhat? said:

K2-HMFIC said:

The amount of people in this thread prepared to go to war with Europe over Greenland is frightening.

Nobody wants to go to war for Greenland. I don't even want Greenland. It's just funny that Europeans consider this "deploying troops".

Notice they deployed on a Boeing 737, wearing forest green camo uniforms for their big recon mission (yes, really) in Greenland in January.



On a commercial carrier!
"Wait! Wait! Wait! We can't begin the show of force just yet. The captain has stopped short of the gate. The ground crew didn't show up for work…."
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Ellis Wyatt said:

Squadron7 said:

nortex97 said:

waitwhat? said:

K2-HMFIC said:

The amount of people in this thread prepared to go to war with Europe over Greenland is frightening.

Nobody wants to go to war for Greenland. I don't even want Greenland. It's just funny that Europeans consider this "deploying troops".

Notice they deployed on a Boeing 737, wearing forest green camo uniforms for their big recon mission (yes, really) in Greenland in January.



On a commercial carrier!
"Wait! Wait! Wait! We can't begin the show of force just yet. The captain has stopped short of the gate. The ground crew don't show up for work…."


Entire deployment gets cancelled because the air stairs are in maintenance.
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nortex97 said:

waitwhat? said:

K2-HMFIC said:

The amount of people in this thread prepared to go to war with Europe over Greenland is frightening.

Nobody wants to go to war for Greenland. I don't even want Greenland. It's just funny that Europeans consider this "deploying troops".

Notice they deployed on a Boeing 737, wearing forest green camo uniforms for their big recon mission (yes, really) in Greenland in January.



This entire scene tells us three things at a minimum:

1. Elevates the clown car to a new level when the country that rules you has no ability to get troops to you without requisitioning a commercial plane and then have the utter idiocy to show up with green camo in a winter environment.

2. Proves beyond doubt that Denmark and the EU can't defend Greenland.

3. Proves Trump is right when he says #2.

Any Greenlander with common sense would look at this and immediately realize it and then immediately push for aligning with us vs Denmark.
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Maybe this is a 43d Chess move by Trump to force Europe to start funding its own defense. Freeloaders!

However, by the time they fund a capable military, the Muslims will own Europe.
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They're not going to fund their militaries to an appropriate level, no matter what they say. They're impotent.
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nortex97 said:


Oh. "Please, feel free to bring more of your military to Greenland to join our 20 troops in some fun exercises. Whatever, boss."


When we send 5 Deltas to meet the mighty 35 Euros:

 
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