Ellis Wyatt said:twelve12twelve said:boulderaggie said:
Seems like an escalation by the EU
Maybe the president shouldn't say stupid **** that causes the world to hedge their bets in case he is insane enough to follow through.
Are we talking about President Poo Poo and his "I can do more pushups than you , Jack?"
HalifaxAg said:flakrat said:
For those without XQuote:
The US has kidnapped the Prime Minister of Greenland.
It's okay, he'll be back again someday
javajaws said:Agzonfire said:Urban Ag said:rocky the dog said:
Rocky, this may be the first time you got a meme wrong
It should have been based on this. The Rebels got their ass kicked.
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The Star Trek nerds always have to chime in
I imagine if Greenland's Inuit population were as confused as you are about Star Trek vs Star Wars they probably thought these 34 troops were from America there to start the invasion!
...which admittedly might be enough to get the job done. Well, unless they forgot their blasters back on Hoth.
Agzonfire said:javajaws said:Agzonfire said:Urban Ag said:rocky the dog said:
Rocky, this may be the first time you got a meme wrong
It should have been based on this. The Rebels got their ass kicked.
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The Star Trek nerds always have to chime in
I imagine if Greenland's Inuit population were as confused as you are about Star Trek vs Star Wars they probably thought these 34 troops were from America there to start the invasion!
...which admittedly might be enough to get the job done. Well, unless they forgot their blasters back on Hoth.
Haha got one to fall for the trap. NERD
Elon Musk could do something funny https://t.co/do43C66YLs pic.twitter.com/PUmMZxcOhQ
— Lord Immy Kant (@KantInEastt) January 14, 2026
oh no said:Elon Musk could do something funny https://t.co/do43C66YLs pic.twitter.com/PUmMZxcOhQ
— Lord Immy Kant (@KantInEastt) January 14, 2026
By Sting, no less.Urban Ag said:rocky the dog said:
Rocky, this may be the first time you got a meme wrong
It should have been based on this. The Rebels got their ass kicked.
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oh no said:
actually I bet they could really use starlink over there.
Denmark has invited the US to participate in military exercises in Greenland.
— WarMonitor🇺🇦🇬🇧 (@WarMonitor3) January 16, 2026
Smart play.
Urban Ag said:aggiehawg said:Quote:
Just Europe europing. 35 individuals now equals "several countries sending in troops to bolster defenses."
Advertising that they are a paper tiger, thus demonstrating the opposite of the stated goal.
Thirty five over two days? How many troops and equipment can we deploy over that same time frame? (Hint: a lot more than that.)
We could probably move an Airborne division to Greenland in 48 hours. Significant forward elements in 24.
Not really sure what the point was here. This is largely embarrassing for NATO.
🚨BREAKING NEWS: The US has captured the Prime Minister of Greenland. pic.twitter.com/sbTul1WqHf
— Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 (@MikeBales) January 16, 2026
Science Denier said:
Trump's response should be:
I see Europe mobilized their troops in a show of force to demonstrate they can defend Greenland, as well as Europe and the other countries of NATO.
Therefore, as they have demonstrated they can take care of themselves, the US is leaving NATO. The doors of NATO will be closed at the end of February '26.
Have a nice day.
rednecked said:91Challenger said:milner79 said:
Lili Von Shtpp and her forces could wipe out the Europeans in an afternoon.
If she wasn't so tired.
tired of coming and going, and going and coming... and always too soon!
TxLawDawg said:oh no said:Elon Musk could do something funny https://t.co/do43C66YLs pic.twitter.com/PUmMZxcOhQ
— Lord Immy Kant (@KantInEastt) January 14, 2026
Elon's about to be King of Greenland. Give all Greenlanders some Tesla and SpaceX stock and voila, royalty!
waitwhat? said:K2-HMFIC said:
The amount of people in this thread prepared to go to war with Europe over Greenland is frightening.
Nobody wants to go to war for Greenland. I don't even want Greenland. It's just funny that Europeans consider this "deploying troops".
waitwhat? said:K2-HMFIC said:
The amount of people in this thread prepared to go to war with Europe over Greenland is frightening.
Nobody wants to go to war for Greenland. I don't even want Greenland. It's just funny that Europeans consider this "deploying troops".
German troops, and the one Brit, just landed in Greenland without Arctic camo 💀💀
— John Ʌ Konrad V (@johnkonrad) January 17, 2026
You can’t make this up.
If Tom Clancy wrote this as fiction, his editor would’ve killed it for being too unbelievable.
pic.twitter.com/eP0MOOTii5
BQ_90 said:
Was Tully Bascomb in command![]()
I bet only the old people will get this
nortex97 said:waitwhat? said:K2-HMFIC said:
The amount of people in this thread prepared to go to war with Europe over Greenland is frightening.
Nobody wants to go to war for Greenland. I don't even want Greenland. It's just funny that Europeans consider this "deploying troops".
Notice they deployed on a Boeing 737, wearing forest green camo uniforms for their big recon mission (yes, really) in Greenland in January.German troops, and the one Brit, just landed in Greenland without Arctic camo 💀💀
— John Ʌ Konrad V (@johnkonrad) January 17, 2026
You can’t make this up.
If Tom Clancy wrote this as fiction, his editor would’ve killed it for being too unbelievable.
pic.twitter.com/eP0MOOTii5
oh no said:NATO Begs U.S. For Emergency Funding So They Can Defend Greenland From U.S. https://t.co/saBR4rH7T9 pic.twitter.com/9CEaF8Hyiq
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 15, 2026
LOYAL AG said:twelve12twelve said:boulderaggie said:
Seems like an escalation by the EU
Maybe the president shouldn't say stupid **** that causes the world to hedge their bets in case he is insane enough to follow through.
The party of war doing what it does best.
It warms my heart when someone says something this galactically stupid and they get no blue stars. I mean not one person to this point agreed with you. Well done.
I'm curious what exactly makes the Republicans the party of war in your opinion. Is it the willingness to continue pushing Ukraine and Russia towards an end to their war? Or maybe it was the willingness to act to prevent Iran from becoming a nuclear power?
What you really don't like is that he identifies a problem and takes tangible steps towards solving it. He's willing to stand up for what he thinks is right and take action even when it's hard and that bothers you. The Democrats are the party of fecklessness. They love to talk and sound tough but there's no real threat of action. Solutions bother you guys. You're the party of problems with zero desire to actually solve them. So when faced with someone willing to act you completely lose your collective mind.
"Wait! Wait! Wait! We can't begin the show of force just yet. The captain has stopped short of the gate. The ground crew didn't show up for work…."Squadron7 said:nortex97 said:waitwhat? said:K2-HMFIC said:
The amount of people in this thread prepared to go to war with Europe over Greenland is frightening.
Nobody wants to go to war for Greenland. I don't even want Greenland. It's just funny that Europeans consider this "deploying troops".
Notice they deployed on a Boeing 737, wearing forest green camo uniforms for their big recon mission (yes, really) in Greenland in January.German troops, and the one Brit, just landed in Greenland without Arctic camo 💀💀
— John Ʌ Konrad V (@johnkonrad) January 17, 2026
You can’t make this up.
If Tom Clancy wrote this as fiction, his editor would’ve killed it for being too unbelievable.
pic.twitter.com/eP0MOOTii5
On a commercial carrier!
Ellis Wyatt said:"Wait! Wait! Wait! We can't begin the show of force just yet. The captain has stopped short of the gate. The ground crew don't show up for work…."Squadron7 said:nortex97 said:waitwhat? said:K2-HMFIC said:
The amount of people in this thread prepared to go to war with Europe over Greenland is frightening.
Nobody wants to go to war for Greenland. I don't even want Greenland. It's just funny that Europeans consider this "deploying troops".
Notice they deployed on a Boeing 737, wearing forest green camo uniforms for their big recon mission (yes, really) in Greenland in January.German troops, and the one Brit, just landed in Greenland without Arctic camo 💀💀
— John Ʌ Konrad V (@johnkonrad) January 17, 2026
You can’t make this up.
If Tom Clancy wrote this as fiction, his editor would’ve killed it for being too unbelievable.
pic.twitter.com/eP0MOOTii5
On a commercial carrier!
nortex97 said:waitwhat? said:K2-HMFIC said:
The amount of people in this thread prepared to go to war with Europe over Greenland is frightening.
Nobody wants to go to war for Greenland. I don't even want Greenland. It's just funny that Europeans consider this "deploying troops".
Notice they deployed on a Boeing 737, wearing forest green camo uniforms for their big recon mission (yes, really) in Greenland in January.German troops, and the one Brit, just landed in Greenland without Arctic camo 💀💀
— John Ʌ Konrad V (@johnkonrad) January 17, 2026
You can’t make this up.
If Tom Clancy wrote this as fiction, his editor would’ve killed it for being too unbelievable.
pic.twitter.com/eP0MOOTii5
nortex97 said:Denmark has invited the US to participate in military exercises in Greenland.
— WarMonitor🇺🇦🇬🇧 (@WarMonitor3) January 16, 2026
Smart play.
Oh. "Please, feel free to bring more of your military to Greenland to join our 20 troops in some fun exercises. Whatever, boss."