74OA said:
Okay, now that is funny.
74OA said:
Agree with the author, though he didn't hit on the more imminent issue. If China or Russia role up into Greenland and setup a base of operations, who is going to be asked to kick them out? Is Denmark going to do it? Hell will the entire EU? No, it will be "NATO", which is code word for the U.S. does it for the Euro tittysuckers while they fixate on Ukraine.nortex97 said:
The major parties there all issued a statement saying they didn't want to be either Danish nor American.
I think the simple truth is they want independence, and then will entertain offers to be 'bought off' functionally to let us base our missile defenses/mining operations to enrich them. The question is whether the imperialist/aristocratic Danish ruling class will permit independence.
The Europeans just don't have a clue how to handle Trump.Quote:
Europe's leadership, always stuck in the second half of the 20th century, seems perplexed with Trump's dogged determination to bring the island of Greenland under American control. Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen said it made "absolutely no sense to talk about the need for the United States to take over Greenland," given America's relationship with Denmark which, in her telling, "gives the United States wide access to Greenland." Similar statements were released by even close Trump allies, such as Italy's Giorgia Meloni, who signed onto a statement highlighting that the United States already has a "defence agreement" with Denmark, and by extension, with Greenland.
Underneath this all is a sense of genuine confusion, centred around two questions: 1) Why? and 2) How?COMMENT: Europe has been slow to understand why the United States wants Greenland. Understanding why may require them to face some hard truths, and they should face them sooner rather than later, writes @AJConstantini. https://t.co/CYxexPDjuM
— Brussels Signal (@brusselssignal) January 8, 2026
I think their collective angst and befuddlement are hilarious.

When a Dane asked if they should sell Greenland...
— Jimmy Carr (@jimmycarr) January 9, 2026
Watch JIMMY CARR: ROAD KILL on YouTube and see all of Jimmy's favourite heckles from 2025. pic.twitter.com/mQjBS27BfV
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There's no sum of money from Donald Trump that would persuade Greenlanders to join the US, two Greenlandic lawmakers in the Danish parliament said.

Maroon Dawn said:Quote:
There's no sum of money from Donald Trump that would persuade Greenlanders to join the US, two Greenlandic lawmakers in the Danish parliament said.
Getting these vibes:
The left can't meme. That's stupid.74OA said:
K2-HMFIC said:Maroon Dawn said:Quote:
There's no sum of money from Donald Trump that would persuade Greenlanders to join the US, two Greenlandic lawmakers in the Danish parliament said.
Getting these vibes:
The Greenlanders aren't interested and it's Danish territory.
So either you back down, someone agrees to join, or you invade.
One of those ideas is dumb.
The people of Greenland have no idea what joys await. pic.twitter.com/wg9qIUaUBi
— Rob Jenkins (@profontheright) January 10, 2026
No Spin Ag said:74OA said:
Okay, now that is funny.
74OA said:No Spin Ag said:74OA said:
Okay, now that is funny.
I think it is smile worthy. Apparently, some here disagree......
How does Denmark's military compare to America's? This is hilarious 😂
— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) January 10, 2026
We could take control of Greenland in about 20 minutes. pic.twitter.com/8e3s14TYdx
Martin Q. Blank said:Quote:
There's no sum of money from Donald Trump that would persuade Greenlanders to join the US, two Greenlandic lawmakers in the Danish parliament said.
aggrad02 said:
What is funny is the Danes are the some of the original Vikings, this is how they acquired and spread their culture. Pull up with a huge force, demand what they wanted and if it wasn't given to them they took everything. They should understand how this works.
Green2Maroon said:
I wonder what it would be like to live in Greenland. Lots of hunting and fishing I bet. Even the capital, Nuuk, is only about 20,000 people. Everyone probably knows everyone there. They actually have a big music scene there too.
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The warm season lasts for 3.0 months, from June 9 to September 11, with an average daily high temperature above 43F. The hottest month of the year in Nuuk is July, with an average high of 49F and low of 42F.
The cold season lasts for 3.7 months, from December 4 to March 27, with an average daily high temperature below 25F. The coldest month of the year in Nuuk is February, with an average low of 12F and high of 19F.
🚨 BREAKING: TRUMP ORDERS SPECIAL FORCES COMMANDERS TO DRAW UP PLANS FOR GREENLAND INVASION- MEETING RESISTANCE FROM SENIOR BRASS.
— Maine (@TheMaineWonk) January 11, 2026
SOURCE @DailyMail pic.twitter.com/od4AFzrFk8
Green2Maroon said:
I hope the senior officers push back really hard on this. It's not an Iraq or Afghanistan type of operation here. There is no legal basis for it.
Green2Maroon said:
I wonder what it would be like to live in Greenland. Lots of hunting and fishing I bet. Even the capital, Nuuk, is only about 20,000 people. Everyone probably knows everyone there. They actually have a big music scene there too.
Martin Q. Blank said:Quote:
There's no sum of money from Donald Trump that would persuade Greenlanders to join the US, two Greenlandic lawmakers in the Danish parliament said.
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In her own statement, Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen was even more pointed, stating that a U.S. attempt to seize Greenland would destroy NATO, the 77-year-old alliance first created to counter the influence of the USSR and of which Denmark and the United States are member states.
"If the United States chooses to attack another NATO country, then everything stops … including NATO and the security it has provided since the end of World War II," Frederiksen said.
That might not be a disincentive for Trump, who has in the past hinted the U.S. might one day leave NATO. More recently, White House officials have repeatedly said that military operations are "always an option" when it comes to Greenland.
But Trump's ideas are not universally opposed.
On Thursday, Pele Broberg, the leader of a Greenland opposition party, said that Greenland should at least discuss options with the U.S. on its own. Broberg's party, Naleraq, is a strong advocate of Greenland's separation from its parent country.
"We encourage our current [Greenlandic] government to actually have a dialogue with the U.S. government without Denmark," Broberg said. "Denmark is antagonizing both Greenland and the U.S. with their mediation."
The U.S. military budget is nearly twice the combined military budget of the 27 member states of the European Union plus the U.K.
In 2024, the last year with complete data available, the U.S. spent $884 billion on its military, compared to a combined $400 billion for the 27 European Union member states and an additional $82 billion for the U.K., which is not a member of the European Union.
NATO fighting against NATO https://t.co/aWGoae0adV
— Velina Tchakarova (@vtchakarova) January 11, 2026
Scenario for 2026
— Gerald Knaus (@rumeliobserver) December 23, 2025
„The US claims Greenland. Puts down a flag. Changes maps. Forces media to declare it as American territory like American Samoa. Waits for reactions.
Some in EU respond strongly. Recall ambassadors. Break off relations. Others do not. EU faces deepest divide on… https://t.co/WXsnauKyrh pic.twitter.com/lMVyxRNqI1
We do not appreciate the Secr. Gen. of NATO joking with Trump about Greenland like this. It would mean war between two NATO countries. Greenland has just voted against immediate independence from Denmark and does not want to be American ever.pic.twitter.com/eh7enEHoA8
— Rasmus Jarlov (@RasmusJarlov) March 13, 2025
MaxPower said:
What would the basis be for determining it is a threat? If Greenland is a threat then we could literally invade any country. Hell why not invade Iceland or Scotland for similar strategic reasons?
BREAKING: 🇬🇱 British officials have reportedly met with Germany and France to begin preparations for deploying a military force to Greenland, according to The Telegraph. pic.twitter.com/f9VUhkA92O
— War Radar (@War_Radar2) January 11, 2026
https://t.co/4PBNL5GwWk
— Jim Ferguson (@JimFergusonUK) January 11, 2026
🚨BREAKING: Europe is moving troops into Greenland — right after President Trump said the quiet part out loud
President Trump warned the world that Greenland is a U.S. national-security asset.
He said Europe has lost control of its own borders, its… pic.twitter.com/vlIITcg1gE