Elon: baby mama drama

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Farmer_J
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If you haven't heard Ashley St Clair announced that she had baby a while ago and Elon is the father.

Que the drama.

Rule #1.







flakrat
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Cray cray?
Cinco Ranch Aggie
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This seems suspicious, but maybe that is my distrusting nature where media is concerned.
Decay
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Musk is a professional procreator. He's got over a dozen kids. Twitter influencers might be new for him though
swampstander
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just a distraction..
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Cromagnum
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She's better looking than anything he had prior at least.
Ag87H2O
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For someone who asks the media to honor her child's privacy and refrain from invasive reporting, she sure posts about her child a lot in a public forum.

sam callahan
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if he was an NFL WR, this wouldn't even be a story
Farmer_J
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Decay said:

Musk is a professional procreator. He's got over a dozen kids. Twitter influencers might be new for him though


As pro baby making as he is publicly, it's weird why he's been so quiet about this. I get the feeling that she pulled the goalie on him.
Sea Speed
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She is an ex cam girl turned fake as hell right wing e girl grifter. Essentially every wanna be right wing influencer is a grifter, odds are higher if they are even remotely attractive.
Sea Speed
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It was probably IVF, if anything.
Rockdoc
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He'll deal with it. Keep doing what you're doing Elon! This doesn't discount what he's achieving.
TAMUallen
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Elon likes them crazy... I mean he has the money so why not?
AgEngr12
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Trump/Vance: "The US is in the midst of a birth crisis."

"I can help with that too."
- Elon
Just gotta execute
AggieVictor10
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Elon be ****in
hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. good times create weak men. and weak men create hard times.

less virtue signaling, more vice signaling.

Birds aren’t real
Lol,lmao
Burdizzo
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Decay said:

Musk is a professional procreator. He's got over a dozen kids. Twitter influencers might be new for him though


Oh no. Wen Elon dies, they are going have to split billions of dollars into 13 instead of 12.
Yesterday
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Good for him. The man could have 5000 babies and they'd all be millionaires
Ciboag96
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nm
aggiez03
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Farmer_J said:

If you haven't heard Ashley St Clair announced that she had baby a while ago and Elon is the father.






This is like the Ghetto Lottery - 'getting shot by then suing a cop in a Blue City', but (if true) more like Shagging Lottery - hunting down a billionaire getting impregnated and getting paid....
Decay
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Burdizzo said:

Decay said:

Musk is a professional procreator. He's got over a dozen kids. Twitter influencers might be new for him though


Oh no. Wen Elon dies, they are going have to split billions of dollars into 13 instead of 12.

I didn't necessarily think it's a bad thing. He's no Christian role model or anything but who cares? He's not my pastor, he's taking mankind to space and actually helping to fix our government.

You do you, weirdo.
Farmer_J
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Sea Speed said:

She is an ex cam girl turned fake as hell right wing e girl grifter. Essentially every wanna be right wing influencer is a grifter, odds are higher if they are even remotely attractive.


This is a really big issue right now.
justcallmeharry
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Ag87H2O said:

For someone who asks the media to honor her child's privacy and refrain from invasive reporting, she sure posts about her child a lot in a public forum.


Extremely well played. And, true.
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
rangerdanger
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Gotta hand it to Nick Cannon, dude names his brood a lot better than Elon.
EX TEXASEX
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Listen, he is a hero who worries about humanity going extinct every day. He is working to make a new home for all his illegitimate kids on Mars. Where the Muskonian population can thrive. Got to admire a man with a plan who follows through with it. The way he is going at it. The name of the new Martian capital is probably going to be called " Pound Town "
Sea Speed
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I also wouldn't be surprised if she posted it on Valentine's Day because she was mad he was out with another woman. Ole girl is a grifting wack job.
Sid Farkas
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Right on cue for democrat histrionics.
Sid Farkas
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Farmer_J said:






If there was ever a need for rule #1, this is it.

Cmon, you know I'm kidding.

Or am I?
NavyAg92
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I think I'm the baby daddy, Ashley. I distinctly remember that drunk'n sailor night.
Vitani
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15 year old in underwear? Dude.
Stat Monitor Repairman
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Ashley St. Clair has reached her full potential.

She's made the most of her God given ability, and did it by doing what came natural to her.

She's risen to the top.

Folks may wiggle and squirm on this. Folks may be jealous. But while you were scrolling Bumble, Ashley went out and got it done. She did it, and you didn't.

Made hay while the sun shined.

We looking at peak performance.

Dunked on everybody and trolling everybody on Valentine's day.

Godspeed to her.
smucket
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***** says Yes!
The world looks yellow to a jaundiced eye
LMCane
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Decay said:

Musk is a professional procreator. He's got over a dozen kids. Twitter influencers might be new for him though
NY Post interviewed her

she claims he started to communicate with her on Twitter three years ago, then into her DM

then Babylon Bee sent her to San Francisco to interview him and he invited her to Providence.

she was looking for the bag.
LMCane
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Farmer_J said:

Sea Speed said:

She is an ex cam girl turned fake as hell right wing e girl grifter. Essentially every wanna be right wing influencer is a grifter, odds are higher if they are even remotely attractive.


This is a really big issue right now.


there is another literal former model who every single day posts about wanting Elon to get in touch with her and marry her...
Burdizzo
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Decay said:

Burdizzo said:

Decay said:

Musk is a professional procreator. He's got over a dozen kids. Twitter influencers might be new for him though


Oh no. Wen Elon dies, they are going have to split billions of dollars into 13 instead of 12.

I didn't necessarily think it's a bad thing. He's no Christian role model or anything but who cares? He's not my pastor, he's taking mankind to space and actually helping to fix our government.

You do you, weirdo.


I don't really care what strange Elon picks up. It was a joke, but you do you.
Fairview
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I think it's funny this is a news story at all. Elon doesn't give AF about this stuff and has said everyone should be having more kids. Honestly it would be more surprising if time passed and he didn't have a kid.
 
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