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IIIHorn said:

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William Foster said:

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I have always considered him to be one of the scariest looking humans to ever live. As a believer in physiognamy no way I would let him anywhere near my child. Didn't he do so much cocaine while writing several books that blood would be streaming onto the paper and typewriter? He's a perfect depraved and degenerate fit for the modern democrat party.

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Why not tarot, or astrology, or a ouiji board?

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I played Texas Hold 'em with tarot cards once.

I was dealt a full house and three people died.

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Could have sworn that was a Steven Wright joke.

Also, "Insomnia" was a good one.

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I just finished Insomnia, I thought it was really boring.

C@LAg said:

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Stephen King's writing is like a 17 year having sex for the first time.

Great building, horribly quick and unsatisfying resolution.

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I reluctantly feel that way about much of Lovecraft as well. I love the setup and atmosphere and creativity and so on with almost all of his works, but more often than not by the time you're halfway through the story you feel like the main character is the only person who doesn't know what's going on which can be frustrating and there's not always a payoff that's not already telegraphed. I've read every single thing he's written though, and I do enjoy them. But he was basically only an inspired amateur as a writer.

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American Hardwood said:

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Never read the book, but the Salem's Lot movie scared the crap out of me when I was a kid.

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You should read the book. Its very good,. A scary read as well. The two part mini series with David Soul didn't really follow the book as closely but the later remake with Rob Lowe followed it a bit better.

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And the third version of the film that HBO just produced is a steaming pile of garbage in terms of following the book, and just as a movie in and of itself.

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frorge said:

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The Green Mile was excellent.

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Ok, yes, and Stand by Me.

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You mean The Body.
And Shawshank does not belong on the list of quality works. It is not good. It is amazing that Darabont got such a great film from such poor source material.

Yeah. This thread got me started. Placing a hold on about 5 books at the library...

The STAND. Seriously....HOW did that not make your original list?
The Dark Half
11/22/63
Mr. Mercedes

Even recently, Fairytale. Just a good bout of storytelling.

He might be a crazy liberal, but in general, he keeps the preaching out of his books.

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I had nightmares about clowns in the gutters when IT was first published.

Maybe I shouldn't have read it three times over the years.

He's a great author.He just needs to keep his politics to himself.

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For the first 2/3 of every story maybe. He can't stick the landing to save his life

Stephen King and Mark Hammil should ****.

The only book of his I refuse to read is Pet Cemetery.

DargelSkout said:

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An L of an Ag said:

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IIIHorn said:

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Ol_Ag_02 said:

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William Foster said:

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I have always considered him to be one of the scariest looking humans to ever live. As a believer in physiognamy no way I would let him anywhere near my child. Didn't he do so much cocaine while writing several books that blood would be streaming onto the paper and typewriter? He's a perfect depraved and degenerate fit for the modern democrat party.

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Why not tarot, or astrology, or a ouiji board?

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I played Texas Hold 'em with tarot cards once.

I was dealt a full house and three people died.

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Could have sworn that was a Steven Wright joke.

Also, "Insomnia" was a good one.

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I just finished Insomnia, I thought it was really boring.

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Sooo, would you say it.....put you to sleep?

He looks like a worse lesbo than Cuban

First half of his career was coke fueled. Some really good writing in there as a result. Second half of his career not nearly as good and then his car accident made him a bit unhinged in other ways.

+1 for 11/22/63

The Stand is his most impressive achievement as a sheer epic.

I've read many of his books but i can longer stomach them. He is really not a very good writer or storyteller.
I know, unpopular opinion

BaileyAg said:

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I've read many of his books but i can longer stomach them. He is really not a very good writer or storyteller.
I know, unpopular opinion

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Internet says as of 2024 he is consistently earning $20+ million annually from movie and book royalties. And we are talking decades of success. I wish I was that unpopular, ha ha.

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The STAND. Seriously....HOW did that not make your original list?

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Agreed, Read it in high school, got hooked.

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I took a tour of that hotel in Estes Park

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We did that back in June this year. Really nice hotel. Took the Ghost Tour rather than the Shining tour (which sounded like it was more about the author's time at the hotel than anything else). Enjoyed the hedge garden out front.

The Stanley Hotel is the name of the place.

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We did the ghost tour at the Stanley also when we traveled to Colorado for the Aggie game a few years ago. It's one of six (I think) wood-frame hotels left in the US. I learned that little factoid when I was staying at one of the other remaining wood-frames, The Grand Hotel on Mackinac Island, Michigan.

Cue "The More You Know" gif...

It wouldn't surprise me if him and Elon were actually friendly and texting each other on a super rich people chat group. While amusing themselves taking jabs on social media.

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The Stand is his most impressive achievement as a sheer epic.

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Back in my junior high/early high school years (late 70s, early 80s), I read every book of King's that I could get my hands on. First one I ever read was The Shining. Went on through titles like Salem's Lot, Carrie, and Danse Macabre. But never could get any interest in The Stand. Maybe the size of that book intimidated me.

I finally tackled The Stand when I was at A&M. When I finished it, I told someone that it was undoubtedly the best book that King would ever write. Plus, I thought it awesome when I came across one character-building sentence in describing the Stu character has having played football at Texas A&M.

A few years after I graduated from A&M, I found a new release of the book in hard cover. This one had some illustrations scattered throughout, as well as an additional chapter or epilogue. In that, the Flagg character returns to some isolated island populated with a primitive tribe, and it was clear that tribe would become his new army. The illustration that accompanied that new chapter made Flagg look like Tommy Lee Jones.

Crap, now I feel like I'm going to have to read that one again. Unfortunately, the sloth from the movie Zootopia does things faster than I read these days. I might be dead before I could finish it.

I mean, one of the greatest horror writers of all time... Arguably one of the greatest writers of all time when you account for sheer number of well above average books.

But 40 years ago he penned a child sex orgy as the method of vanquishing an inter-galactic shapeshifting alien in the form of a clown... It's taken you guys this long to maybe not take his opinion too seriously on... anything?

I believe he never recovered from seeing a friend hit & killed by a train. He was I think ~ 4 or 5 years old and claims he doesn't remember, which I would assume most children would block that out. That incident would explain a lot about his delusional character.

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Hi Steve!

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 13, 2024

The guy's brain has to be melted by now. He's so mad that Musk bought Twitter, and he's got this weird unhinged seething rage behind every post. He might actually rival Keith Olbermann for political psychosis.

Wasn't this guy supposed to leave the site multiple times by now?

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Have you read any of his books?

IIIHorn said:

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The only book of his I refuse to read is Pet Cemetery.

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Read it. You'll learn why the misspelling as Pet Sematary is a key plot element.

Pumpkinhead said:

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The Stand is his most impressive achievement as a sheer epic.

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In book IV of The Dark Tower series, he intertwines Flagg into the story. Have read further yet, so not sure how deep that rabbit hole goes yet.

Mr. Bergstrom said:

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IIIHorn said:

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The only book of his I refuse to read is Pet Cemetery.

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Read it. You'll learn why the misspelling as Pet Sematary is a key plot element.

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I wish I could blame spell check for misspelling his book but I cannot.

Thank you for the correction.

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In book IV of The Dark Tower series, he intertwines Flagg into the story. Have read further yet, so not sure how deep that rabbit hole goes yet.

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Let's just say that rabbit hole is very deep.

Did he write Storm of the Century? The made for tv miniseries was great I thought.

Muy said:

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Did he write Storm of the Century? The made for tv miniseries was great I thought.

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Yes he did write the screenplay.

It is very cool that SK does that

He was being irrational?




Math joke.

C@LAg said:

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The coward could not take being ratioed

he sure can (could) dish it out on Republicans/Trump supporters from his soapbox, but just a little pushback and he runs for a safe space.

womp womp pic.twitter.com/98LX3WFdoe

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) November 14, 2024

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He doesn't have the spine he depicts of several of his characters

Someone took his stove?!

I would bet King has done some things that he doesn't want anyone to know about.