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2:07p, 7/16/24
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What you got?

So far I've heard:

1. The real shooter was in a tree and Crooks never shot, he was just there for the USSS to shoot.

2. Trump did not get shot (Dem theory). He slapped his ear and fell down, then cut himself with a razor.

3. Shards of glass from the teleprompter cut his ear, not the bullet (Dem theory).

4. An old CIA mind control program mothballed years ago was reactivated to bring this simp out to shoot Trump.

5. The FBI radicalized this kid online, convinced him to do it, then scrubbed the message boards day of.
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2:12p, 7/16/24
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The roof was not protected because the roof was too steep (despite the fact the other sniper teams were on roofs more sloped.
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2:17p, 7/16/24
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Bring the Q back!!! They predicted Trump would win 2024 after an attempt at his life! I believe again!!!
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2:19p, 7/16/24
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Sloped roofs and heels are a bad mix.
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In reply to Squadron7 • 2:21p, 7/16/24
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Squadron7 said:
Sloped roofs and heels are a bad mix.

And who would make the sammiches?
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In reply to Sharpshooter • 2:23p, 7/16/24
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Sharpshooter said:
The roof was not protected because the roof was too steep (despite the fact the other sniper teams were on roofs more sloped.
The head of the USSS actually said this in an interview so, not a conspiracy theory but more a she sucks at her job.
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2:25p, 7/16/24
This thread just needs to be shut down now. There is no viable way in 2024 America to be able to distinguish between a conspiracy theory, actual truth, and whatever dribble comes out of MSM.
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In reply to techno-ag • 2:26p, 7/16/24
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techno-ag said:

2. Trump did not get shot (Dem theory). He slapped his ear and fell down, then cut himself with a razor.


I'll be honest and say I don't believe this one, but it's interesting. Due to his history of crazy, past pro wrestling appearances, he would be familiar with the "blading" technique. He stopped repeatedly for good photo ops before he made it to the car. Has even more support today than he ever did before the assassination attempt.
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2:26p, 7/16/24
I know this one sounds ridiculous and cannot possibly be true, but I have heard that the people in charge of monitoring that building were monitoring from the inside of it. Much easier to spot a sniper on the roof from the inside. Right?
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2:26p, 7/16/24
Surprised I haven't heard anything regarding the recent Supreme Court decision on immunity
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2:27p, 7/16/24
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Sure, checks out.
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In reply to Gig em G • 2:32p, 7/16/24
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Gig em G said:
techno-ag said:

2. Trump did not get shot (Dem theory). He slapped his ear and fell down, then cut himself with a razor.


I'll be honest and say I don't believe this one, but it's interesting. Due to his history of crazy, past pro wrestling appearances, he would be familiar with the "blading" technique. He stopped repeatedly for good photo ops before he made it to the car. Has even more support today than he ever did before the assassination attempt.


There's a picture taken by a NY Times photog of the bullet whizzing by his head.

Insert a million more reasons this theory is not even worth commenting on.

Close with: have you seen Trump act in any of the movies he's been in? And you think he could pull this off at his age, while being tackled by linebacker sized SS, and none of the photos and videos captured it?

The kind of people who entertain this for even an instant should lose their ability to vote… and operate any heavy machinery including a car. There's nothing interesting about this theory, but it does say something interesting about anyone who would remotely entertain it.
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In reply to agracer • 2:32p, 7/16/24
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agracer said:
Sharpshooter said:
The roof was not protected because the roof was too steep (despite the fact the other sniper teams were on roofs more sloped.
The head of the USSS actually said this in an interview so, not a conspiracy theory but more a she sucks at her job.
Yes, I heard her. The conspiracy I am alluding to is the Feds could have been in on it.
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2:56p, 7/16/24
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Page 1. And about time!
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In reply to DTP02 • 2:59p, 7/16/24
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DTP02 said:
There's nothing interesting about this theory, but it does say something interesting about anyone who would remotely entertain it.


Well, I respectfully disagree. I find even the most insane conspiracy theories to be entertaining. Even though I don't believe the vast majority of them.

I guess attributing all this to just negligence and failure of Trump's secret service team is a bit boring. /s
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3:01p, 7/16/24
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Saw the Aliens one pop up somewhere. Spyderman said it was a distraction to keep us from uncovering the truth.
Trump will fix it.
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3:04p, 7/16/24
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Are we talking tinfoil hat conspiracy theories or the evidenced based theories of actual things going on that's being covered up by the Amerikan govt?
"Freedom is never more than one election away from extinction"
Fight! Fight! Fight!
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In reply to techno-ag • 3:04p, 7/16/24
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techno-ag said:
Saw the Aliens one pop up somewhere. Spyderman said it was a distraction to keep us from uncovering the truth.
Heh beat me to it. Ironically, that thread got nuked
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In reply to TexAgs91 • 3:07p, 7/16/24
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TexAgs91 said:
Are we talking tinfoil hat conspiracy theories or the evidenced based theories of actual things going on that's being covered up by the Amerikan govt?

Yes.

ETA anything not proven or corroborated by a credible source (at least not yet).
Trump will fix it.
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3:08p, 7/16/24
Cory Mills has CNNster SQUIRMING....

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In reply to DTP02 • 3:08p, 7/16/24
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DTP02 said:
Gig em G said:
techno-ag said:

2. Trump did not get shot (Dem theory). He slapped his ear and fell down, then cut himself with a razor.


I'll be honest and say I don't believe this one, but it's interesting. Due to his history of crazy, past pro wrestling appearances, he would be familiar with the "blading" technique. He stopped repeatedly for good photo ops before he made it to the car. Has even more support today than he ever did before the assassination attempt.


There's a picture taken by a NY Times photog of the bullet whizzing by his head.

Insert a million more reasons this theory is not even worth commenting on.

Close with: have you seen Trump act in any of the movies he's been in? And you think he could pull this off at his age, while being tackled by linebacker sized SS, and none of the photos and videos captured it?

The kind of people who entertain this for even an instant should lose their ability to vote… and operate any heavy machinery including a car. There's nothing interesting about this theory, but it does say something interesting about anyone who would remotely entertain it.
Don't you know that Trump almost overpowered his SS detail with gorilla strength to take control of "the Beast" from the backseat on Jan 6?
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In reply to pdc093 • 3:24p, 7/16/24
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Cory Mills has CNNster SQUIRMING....



Watched the interview and not really sure what the tweeter is talking about - both were measured and I think he brought up good points about how there will need to be a full investigation to make sure the shooter wasn't helped in some other way, and she was basically just probing to get him to expand on what he was saying. Big difference in those that are jumping to the "giant deep state conspiracy" conclusion and what he was saying here imo.
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In reply to Spartacus • 3:48p, 7/16/24
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Surprised I haven't heard anything regarding the recent Supreme Court decision on immunity


Not that I believe if but I didn't throw that out there in reference to the classified documents case.

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3475865/replies/68108985
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In reply to nortex97 • 3:51p, 7/16/24
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He walked through the woods, through a pond, across a busy highway, back into the woods, and showed up...just like that?

No, he would to have taken roads.

How did no one see a skinny white kid carrying a ladder and a weapons case, headed to where the President was going to be in a few hours, and just keep on their way without calling someone?
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3:54p, 7/16/24
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Trump will fix it.
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In reply to techno-ag • 3:55p, 7/16/24
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techno-ag said:
Fed fallback.
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3:57p, 7/16/24
I remember when I was called a brain dead moran for daring to suggest that the trump Russia thing was a hoax. I was told that the letter with 50 "experts" was proof and I should never have doubted the MSM
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In reply to Schneider Electric • 4:03p, 7/16/24
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Schneider Electric said:
I remember when I was called a brain dead moran for daring to suggest that the trump Russia thing was a hoax. I was told that the letter with 50 "experts" was proof and I should never have doubted the MSM
Been there, man. Just be glad you never questioned the great patriotic war for freedom and democracy in Ukraine.

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4:13p, 7/16/24
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6. The USSS left the door open for the Iranians but instead, Rainman 2.0 walked in.
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4:15p, 7/16/24
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I posted this in the other thread.

Here is my attempt at an Oliver Stone movie scenario.

The deep state has done everything it can to keep Trump from being re-elected. They know that if Trump gets back in office he will go after them just as they have gone after him. They cannot let this happen.

All was well until the debate debacle. Since the debate a vast majority of Dems have been urging Biden to step down. You have to imagine that behind the scenes they have been panicked even longer. Biden has doubled-down that he is staying in the race. Since Biden won't step down they have to formulate another plan.

Taking Biden out is not an option because Kamala would take over as President and would expect to be the Dem nominee going forward. They know she cannot beat Trump.

So someone in a back room, high up in a three-letter agency, devises a plan. They look for upcoming rallies, security plans, and most importantly, vulnerabilities. They see an unprotected rooftop and the plan is hatched. All it would take is one person, way up the chain, to tell the SS that local assets will protect that roof. If questions are asked then the SS can point the finger at the locals.

They find a local kid who is a loner, has access to a weapon, and is easy to motivate. I'm sure they monitor online activity and may have even had him on their radar. They reach out to Crooks and tell him he will have access to that roof as long as he follows the plan. They tell him that during the chaos after the shots he will be able to escape unharmed.

One critical component is that Crooks cannot be allowed to live. They cannot have him telling what he knows. They have to guarantee he gets on that roof and takes out Trump. Crooks probably trained with that rifle for weeks and assured his handler he would not miss. Heck, the handler may have even accompanied him to make sure Crooks could make the shot. They also know that if for some reason the SS snipers miss Crooks they have explosives in his vehicle that they can use to take him out, leaving no trail back to them.

Once it is done, who is going to investigate what happened? The very ones who did the planning. JFK Part 2.
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4:20p, 7/16/24
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This will help calm things down

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In reply to techno-ag • 4:23p, 7/16/24
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techno-ag said:
TexAgs91 said:
Are we talking tinfoil hat conspiracy theories or the evidenced based theories of actual things going on that's being covered up by the Amerikan govt?

Yes.

ETA anything not proven or corroborated by a credible source (at least not yet).
Credible needs to be defined. People trot out articles from CNN on here all the time. That's like "check out what The Enquirer said!!!"
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4:45p, 7/16/24
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I believe there was an element within our government that needed a Hail Mary to keep him from winning…

This was it…

20yo kid never fired a shot…

I simply can't believe with any ounce of common sense that some 20yo kid walking around with a ladder, rifle, and range finder, for at least 30 min, out the open, and seen by everyone, is able to calmly climb up into a perfect sniper's roost, and which was on top of the LEO Command Post, mind you, and clip Donald Trump's ear with an AR15 using iron sights…

We have no detailed intel on the weapon, no shot count from the "shooter" vs counter sniper teams, no shell casings discussed as being found on the roof with the 20yo…nothing…

Shooter was behind the kid, much further away, and Trump's head tilt alone saved him…
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In reply to TexAgs91 • 4:56p, 7/16/24
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TexAgs91 said:
techno-ag said:
TexAgs91 said:
Are we talking tinfoil hat conspiracy theories or the evidenced based theories of actual things going on that's being covered up by the Amerikan govt?

Yes.

ETA anything not proven or corroborated by a credible source (at least not yet).
Credible needs to be defined. People trot out articles from CNN on here all the time. That's like "check out what The Enquirer said!!!"

Well let's just say you'll know a conspiracy theory when you see it.
Trump will fix it.
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4:57p, 7/16/24
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That weirdos face is unfortunate, especially now that it's blown off.
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