The Beekeeper movie

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In reply to FL_Ag1998 • 2:29p, 7/5/24
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FL_Ag1998 said:
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Some y'all are clearly hella fun.

Have y'all never seen a Jason Statham movie before? Transporter? Handsome Rob?

Know what gets "the rib" going? Anything with Jason Statham or Vin Diesel.

Know what movies I make it a point to watch with my wife? Exactly.

Six degrees of separation, the night Vin Diesel came to my daughter's softball game, he was the coolest Cabron ever. My wife and all the other softball moms let him go without kidnapping him.


So another dude gets your wife going? Seems sad.
Um, human beings operate this way.

F16 even has a rule about it.


You forgot, this is Texags (and even moreso the politics board), where every male poster is an Adonis who is so manly his wife doesn't even realize there are other men on the planet. Those wives BTW are more beautiful than Sydney Sweeney, Sofia Vergera, and Scarlett Johansson combined.


Wow, that's uncanny! It's like you've known me for years!
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2:39p, 7/5/24
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And you keep me a million miles away from your metaverse meth lab or whatever it is.


Irons former CIA director character.
I had to dig up the quote.
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In reply to annie88 • 3:52p, 7/5/24
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After my grandfather was nearly scammed by the ****ers like the scammers in this movie, it was very satisfying seeing those dorks getting their dicks kicked in


You should watch Thelma. I saw the theater last weekend and it's on the same line. It has everything, humor, a little bit of sadness, sweetness, and other stuff. But that's the main topic is this 93-year old woman that got ripped off and her revenge.
Very fun, heartfelt film.
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In reply to Bazooka Joe • 5:22p, 7/5/24
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Bazooka Joe said:

Maybe the worst movie I've watched beginning to end.
That title goes to Caddyshack 2. Runner up is the original Roadhouse.
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In reply to Evanhue • 5:27p, 7/5/24
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Bazooka Joe said:

Maybe the worst movie I've watched beginning to end.
That title goes to Caddyshack 2. Runner up is the original Roadhouse



Dead giveaway you are female.


Roadhouse is GREAT !!

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5:32p, 7/5/24
This movie "bee keeper" by Jason Statham is actually very interesting, I can see y'all complaining about how He single handedly beat groups of elite soldiers. In the beginning of the movie, it wasn't written there that it was a true life story which means it's just fiction, so why are you all complaining
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In reply to Im Gipper • 5:37p, 7/5/24
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Im Gipper said:
Evanhue said:
Bazooka Joe said:

Maybe the worst movie I've watched beginning to end.
That title goes to Caddyshack 2. Runner up is the original Roadhouse



Dead giveaway you are female.


Roadhouse is GREAT !!
Hardly.
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6:17p, 7/5/24
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I'll tell you a movie I loved was the Gray Man with Ryan Gosling a few years ago as well. I think they're going to make a second one. That's another one that suspends reality just a little bit, but it's damn fun to watch.

" Will someone please kill the guy handcuffed to the bench."
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6:39p, 7/5/24
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It was dumb, but also entertaining. You know what is also dumb and entertaining that I'm sure most of this board loves? Commando with Arnold. This movie is no different.
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In reply to BusterAg • 6:42p, 7/5/24
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Thought it was pretty good entertainment
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In reply to annie88 • 7:39p, 7/5/24
annie88 said:
I'll tell you a movie I loved was the Gray Man with Ryan Gosling a few years ago as well. I think they're going to make a second one. That's another one that suspends reality just a little bit, but it's damn fun to watch.

" Will someone please kill the guy handcuffed to the bench."


That was a fun flick. Greaney has 13 books featuring our titular character so there's plenty of material that can be adapted. Amusingly he also penned 3 Jack Ryan books with Tom Clancy, and another four after Clancy passed.

Greaney is the Brandon Sanderson of the super spy genre.
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In reply to Evanhue • 9:22p, 7/5/24
Evanhue said:
Bazooka Joe said:

Maybe the worst movie I've watched beginning to end.
That title goes to Caddyshack 2. Runner up is the original Roadhouse.
Dead to meeeeee!!!!!!


If you don't like this cinematic masterpiece on class warfare juxtaposed against the game of golf, why do you even watch movies?
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9:35p, 7/5/24
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It was dumb but entertaining. Just like the Meg movies. Thumbs up to the Beekeeper.
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In reply to annie88 • 10:33p, 7/5/24
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annie88 said:
I was enjoying Anna Kendrick until I found out she's a midget.

Guess I'll have to fall back to Sofia Vergara.

"Midget"? I think you mean, "Spinner". she's 5'2, which qualifies as petite

no idea where this guy gets his height standards from

Hey, I'm 5'2" That is the best height to be.
I'm 6'3" so the nice thing about you being 5'2" is you can wear 6 inch platform heels
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In reply to HollywoodBQ • 1:59p, 7/6/24
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HollywoodBQ said:
annie88 said:
I was enjoying Anna Kendrick until I found out she's a midget.

Guess I'll have to fall back to Sofia Vergara.

"Midget"? I think you mean, "Spinner". she's 5'2, which qualifies as petite

no idea where this guy gets his height standards from

Hey, I'm 5'2" That is the best height to be.
I'm 6'3" so the nice thing about you being 5'2" is you can wear 6 inch platform heels
I always liked being short so I could wear high heels and still be short.
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In reply to Pumpkinhead • 2:01p, 7/6/24
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Pumpkinhead said:
It was dumb but entertaining. Just like the Meg movies. Thumbs up to the Beekeeper.
The first Meg was great, the second I thought was just okay. Still don't understand the little dinosaur things. But I guess if the Meg is prehistoric...
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2:14p, 7/6/24
Ulee's Gold is a good beekeeper movie. more reality based violence and story. requires a basic pre-social media attention span
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2:48p, 7/6/24
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I watched The Beekeeper on 2/19/24, and I enjoyed it. I love Jason Statham movies too.
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In reply to VaultingChemist • 5:07p, 7/6/24
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VaultingChemist said:
Start with "Born Losers" and then "Billy Jack". I never knew Billy Jack was actually based on a real life Native American.


What, what!? Epiphany 40 years late is nice!
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5:59p, 7/6/24
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Whether you like The Beekeeper or not, can we all agree Sisu is the best movie in the mindless violence genre?
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In reply to annie88 • 6:07p, 7/6/24
annie88 said:
Im Gipper said:
annie88 said:
I thought it was good. I love Jason Statham movies. And it's a movie. People should be able to tell the difference. Any topic is on the table.



This!


The movie was exactly what I was expecting!


(Other than Mrs. Huxtable dying in the first 10 minutes)
Well I knew that was what drove his revenge. You could kind of tell that from the preview.

Revenge movies are always good. Man on fire is still one of the best I've ever seen. And it's based on a true story. I always love bad guys getting theirs. I wish we could do more of it in real life without consequences.


Love revenge movies. One of the best: Revenge:


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6:29a, 7/14/24
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Did Thomas Mathew Crooks watch The Beekeeper? Was his assassination attempt just him doing his duty to "protect the hive"?
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In reply to BusterAg • 6:49a, 7/14/24
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Did Thomas Mathew Crooks watch The Beekeeper? Was his assassination attempt just him doing his duty to "protect the hive"?


Oh Lord.
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In reply to BusterAg • 8:05a, 7/14/24
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Did Thomas Mathew Crooks watch The Beekeeper? Was his assassination attempt just him doing his duty to "protect the hive"?
How funny would it be if they find some Crooks manifesto claiming he was inspired by The Beekeeper to try to assassinate a former president?

It'd be up there in the most wild-arse excuses ever with Mark David Chapman saying that Catcher in the Rye told him to kill John Lennon or John Hinckley trying to kill Ronald Reagan to impress Jodie Foster.
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8:13a, 7/14/24
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This was as a bad of movie as there could be.

Low brow all the way. I'm sad I left it on until the end.
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In reply to BassCowboy33 • 8:21a, 7/14/24
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BassCowboy33 said:
BusterAg said:
Did Thomas Mathew Crooks watch The Beekeeper? Was his assassination attempt just him doing his duty to "protect the hive"?
How funny would it be if they find some Crooks manifesto claiming he was inspired by The Beekeeper to try to assassinate a former president?

It'd be up there in the most wild-arse excuses ever with Mark David Chapman saying that Catcher in the Rye told him to kill John Lennon or John Hinckley trying to kill Ronald Reagan to impress Jodie Foster.
I mean, the Straussian message is baked into the very premise of the movie.

"Someone" needs to be able to act outside of the rule of law "to protect the hive" when the government is corrupt, including assassinating family members of the acting president.
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8:24a, 7/14/24
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Civil war movie as well
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In reply to Four Seasons Landscaping • 8:34a, 7/14/24
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Four Seasons Landscaping said:
Remember 30-40 years ago when it was the liberals complaining about who the bad guys in movies were and we all just rolled our eyes at how stupid they sounded?
You mean Indians or all of 007's white bad guys?
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In reply to BusterAg • 8:43a, 7/14/24
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BusterAg said:
Did Thomas Mathew Crooks watch The Beekeeper? Was his assassination attempt just him doing his duty to "protect the hive"?


He doesn't need 3 names. Just Thomas Crooks is fine
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9:23a, 7/14/24
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We were actually watching it when I found out about the "popping noise that made Trump fall" (rolleyes). We paused it while Wifey went to open a bottle of wine and grab some snacks. We continued after we determined Trump seemed to be alright. We enjoyed it but chuckled quite a bit at the unintentional comedy. I think cheesy would be a good description.
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In reply to swampstander • 9:46a, 7/14/24
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swampstander said:
I think cheesy would be a good description.
Understatement.

Cheesier than a plate of cheetos drenched in velveeta and topped with melted provolone.
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In reply to BusterAg • 10:35a, 7/14/24
BusterAg said:
swampstander said:
I think cheesy would be a good description.
Understatement.

Cheesier than a plate of cheetos drenched in velveeta and topped with melted provolone.


It's pretty much the lynchpin of every Jason Statham movie. He's had serious cheese since he was deflecting missiles with a metal tray in The Transporter. If you come out of a Jason Statham movie upset, that's on you, not Statham. You don't walk out of soccer game upset nobody scored.
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In reply to BassCowboy33 • 11:08a, 7/14/24
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BassCowboy33 said:
BusterAg said:
swampstander said:
I think cheesy would be a good description.
Understatement.

Cheesier than a plate of cheetos drenched in velveeta and topped with melted provolone.


It's pretty much the lynchpin of every Jason Statham movie. He's had serious cheese since he was deflecting missiles with a metal tray in The Transporter. If you come out of a Jason Statham movie upset, that's on you, not Statham. You don't walk out of soccer game upset nobody scored.


It's been a while, but he was killer when he was working with Guy Richey.
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In reply to BusterAg • 11:25a, 7/14/24
BusterAg said:
BassCowboy33 said:
BusterAg said:
swampstander said:
I think cheesy would be a good description.
Understatement.

Cheesier than a plate of cheetos drenched in velveeta and topped with melted provolone.


It's pretty much the lynchpin of every Jason Statham movie. He's had serious cheese since he was deflecting missiles with a metal tray in The Transporter. If you come out of a Jason Statham movie upset, that's on you, not Statham. You don't walk out of soccer game upset nobody scored.


It's been a while, but he was killer when he was working with Guy Richey.


He and Ritchie actually did Wrath of Man a few years back, a very fun action film.
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