Gonna make me go back to the well on this one.
Attractiveness doesn't run in her family. NOBODY runs in her family.
Attractiveness doesn't run in her family. NOBODY runs in her family.
LMAO Miss Alabama
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Congrats to the new Miss Alabama. This is an absolutely massive win.
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Was it Governor Ann Richards that said "Well, you can put lipstick on a hog and call it Miss America, but it's still a pig."?
Her extreme talent must be wiping her ass
She must've begged the Make a Wish foundation to make this happen. Can't think of any other reason for it.
Owlagdad said:
Pura manteca
You misspelled manatee
Cromagnum said:
Gonna make me go back to the well on this one.
Attractiveness doesn't run in her family. NOBODY runs in her family.
I lol'd...
South Platte said:
Is this the home school bracket of the Miss Alabama pageant?
That's uncalled for.
The only thing she has won is the 85 events in the Competitive Eating Circuit,
Which does exist.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Competitive_eating
Which does exist.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Competitive_eating
#FJB
Owlagdad said:fc2112 said:
BTW - my potential retirement home.Take a look at the Miss Poland contestants.
— Dr. Simon Goddek (@goddeketal) June 7, 2024
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And to think almost all of those would marry some American nerd for chance to come live here before we let the USA go to pot
I'm a nerd, and got me a FANTASTIC Polish woman
Yep, just a matter of time until Charles Barkley says she's from San Antonio.Prosperdick said:
In Bill Burr's rant about the WNBA he finishes it off with a bit that women love fat chicks because they aren't a threat to them. They're like "keep eating honey, you're beautiful!"
The person that is not willing to fight and die, if need be, for his country has no right to life.
James Earl Rudder '32
January 31, 1945
James Earl Rudder '32
January 31, 1945
Life tip: you always come in first place if you eat the competition.
lobopride said:
Life tip: you always come in first place if you eat the competition.
I was thinking more along the lines of never date or marry a girl you can't easily give a piggyback ride to.
Bama/Auburn fans think she'll breed good linemen.
Interestingly, most of the big time winners in competitive eating are pretty skinny...Joey Chestnut, Raina Huang, etc...EX TEXASEX said:
The only thing she has won is the 85 events in the Competitive Eating Circuit,
Which does exist.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Competitive_eating
plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose
Bama has some pretty good talent. I moved here during Covid. Over all Texas gals have 'em beat but Bama's high end pool is very good there are just not as many. Why they went woke here is bizarre and I can assure you the locals are not impressed.Cromagnum said:96AgGrad said:
Imagine how repulsive her in-state competition must have been.
3 out of 4 were pretty hot.
This poor gal is going to get hammered and embarrassed. Why they would do this to her I cant imagine. This will not go they way they think.
She ' Reimagined " skinny and voilaThe Kraken said:Interestingly, most of the big time winners in competitive eating are pretty skinny...Joey Chestnut, Raina Huang, etc...EX TEXASEX said:
The only thing she has won is the 85 events in the Competitive Eating Circuit,
Which does exist.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Competitive_eating
When she goes to a restaurant and is given the menu, she opens it up and says " ok "
#FJB
Any pics from the swimsuit contest?
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agent-maroon said:
What's wrong with you?
I just think we are being too quick to judge
"Diversity" is there strength.fc2112 said:
BTW - my potential retirement home.Take a look at the Miss Poland contestants.
— Dr. Simon Goddek (@goddeketal) June 7, 2024
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Ciboag96 said:
Her extreme talent must be wiping her ass
Which one, the front or back ass?
Geezus this country is so screwed if Alabama is playing this game.
Like an old Al Bundy episode in "Married with Children", Al takes off his glasses and smashes them.annie88 said:
Barnyard96 said:
Any pics from the swimsuit contest?
I think the Miss America pageant and the states that lead to this got rid of the swimsuit contest a long time ago.
On a positive note, Bama's oline looks weak af this season.
I've lived too long.
This right here is a 'FASHION INFLUENCER'......
This right here is a 'FASHION INFLUENCER'......
fc2112 said:
BTW - my potential retirement home.Take a look at the Miss Poland contestants.
— Dr. Simon Goddek (@goddeketal) June 7, 2024
Noticing anything? pic.twitter.com/115JTNcrEH
It's an optical illusion...
And she won by a large margin, too!
The second I saw her, AC/DC started playing in my head
pdc093 said:
I've lived too long.
This right here is a 'FASHION INFLUENCER'......
Blue star for the AC/DC reference!dixichkn said:
The second I saw her, AC/DC started playing in my head
Rosie weighed 19 stone = 266 lb. Whole Lotta Bama weighs closer to 30 stone than to 20
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an influencer on how not to look...what not to do...
Urban Ag said:pdc093 said:
I've lived too long.
This right here is a 'FASHION INFLUENCER'......
IDK... that tat on her right foot didn't distract your attention away from the rolls of thigh fat literally falling around her knees? That seems like a good idea. The Weather Balloon dress was a refreshing change from the typical under-the-big-top-mumus that fat women typically wear. And those disco ball earrings! They make you totally forget the morbid obesity display just inches below them, right?
Or not...
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