LMAO Miss Alabama

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fc2112
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BTW - my potential retirement home.

Owlagdad
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fc2112 said:

BTW - my potential retirement home.




And to think almost all of those would marry some American nerd for chance to come live here before we let the USA go to pot
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I miss normal
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fc2112 said:

BTW - my potential retirement home.


I notice that is just the highlights of any day walking around Krakow or Warsaw. Not joking even a little.
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3rd from left front row. Dayum...
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one safe place said:

This is not true. This big gal actually is Miss Alabama, Miss Mississippi, Miss Tennessee, Miss Georgia, and Miss Florida. It is said to be a way to cut costs by letting her represent several states and they wanted someone big enough to cover them all.
Miss Alabamas. Like 5 of them. Good for her though, she's eaten her way to stardom.
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fc2112 said:

BTW - my potential retirement home.



All those sharp knees!!
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agent-maroon said:

3rd from left front row. Dayum...

I also find her very attractive. But really, go spend a few days in Poland. She isn't that out of the normal for that country.

Germany and England look like an ugly bomb went off. And that is where most Americans seem to visit when they go to Europe. Poland is one of the places where you should go if you are single.
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Dead within two years. Obesity.

But, hey. Miss America.

lol
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This is not the type of fat bottom girl Queen was talking about that make the rocking world go round
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Is this the home school bracket of the Miss Alabama pageant?
Owlagdad
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Judges all went along with Kermit the Frog.
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Madman said:

agent-maroon said:

3rd from left front row. Dayum...

I also find her very attractive. But really, go spend a few days in Poland. She isn't that out of the normal for that country.

Germany and England look like an ugly bomb went off. And that is where most Americans seem to visit when they go to Europe. Poland is one of the places where you should go if you are single.


I hear Krakow is lovely this time of year.
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sleepybeagle said:

I miss normal

Right?

South Platte
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Madman said:

agent-maroon said:

3rd from left front row. Dayum...

I also find her very attractive. But really, go spend a few days in Poland. She isn't that out of the normal for that country.

Poland is one of the places where you should go if you are single.



So exactly would that work?

1. Learn Polish
2. Find job in Poland
3. Walk around a pick up hot Polish chicks
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Larger than the State itself!!!
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trigster said:

Madman said:

agent-maroon said:

3rd from left front row. Dayum...

I also find her very attractive. But really, go spend a few days in Poland. She isn't that out of the normal for that country.

Germany and England look like an ugly bomb went off. And that is where most Americans seem to visit when they go to Europe. Poland is one of the places where you should go if you are single.


I hear Krakow is lovely this time of year.
Krakow is always lovely. The women and the fact that it is one of the most beautiful cities in Europe.
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South Platte said:

Madman said:

agent-maroon said:

3rd from left front row. Dayum...

I also find her very attractive. But really, go spend a few days in Poland. She isn't that out of the normal for that country.

Poland is one of the places where you should go if you are single.



So exactly would that work?

1. Learn Polish
2. Find job in Poland
3. Walk around a pick up hot Polish chicks


Thats one strategy.
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Girl: I want to set you up with my friend Sara.
Guy: No thanks, I don't go on blind dates.
Girl: But she's Miss Alabama!
Guy: Really!? Ok!

hilarity ensues
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So is she playing Center or Guard for the Tide? Roll Tide!
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I sound like I am trying to pimp Polish girls to Americans. Thats not my motivation.

My motivation is for more Americans to really see and understand what we have given up as a country. When you walk around a city and see lots of healthy attractive people it changes your outlook for at least that day. Compared to walking around major US cities and watching us it is so much different. Tends to just set the tone for depression.

When I look at old pictures from way back in the ancient time of the 1980s, it wasn't that long ago that we looked much different as a group. The one that hit me the most, at least recently was a union strike from 1980. Not a single man in the strike would be fat by today's standards.

Yes I am fat shaming and judging.

Edit

Couldn't find the exact picture but this is the same strike. Notice anything?

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sleepybeagle said:

I miss normal
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Madman said:

I sound like I am trying to pimp Polish girls to Americans. Thats not my motivation.

My motivation is for more Americans to really see and understand what we have given up as a country. When you walk around a city and see lots of healthy attractive people it changes your outlook for at least that day. Compared to walking around major US cities and watching us it is so much different. Tends to just set the tone for depression.

When I look at old pictures from way back in the ancient time of the 1980s, it wasn't that long ago that we looked much different as a group. The one that hit me the most, at least recently was a union strike from 1980. Not a single man in the strike would be fat by today's standards.

Yes I am fat shaming and judging.
It seems like there are two Americas: Fat and Fit. I live near downtown Austin and the sheer number of attractive, fit young women is amazing. Plenty of fit young men, too, When I lived in Round Rock it was fat asses everywhere, even the young people were chubby.
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Madman said:

fc2112 said:

BTW - my potential retirement home.


I notice that is just the highlights of any day walking around Krakow or Warsaw. Not joking even a little.
Agree. When I was in Poland for work, it was jawdropping the amount of gorgeous women.
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On Miss Alabama, with her around there should never ever be a slump for Bama's baseball players that can't get busted. Hell, even Auburn and UAB should have high batting averages.
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93MarineHorn said:

Madman said:

I sound like I am trying to pimp Polish girls to Americans. Thats not my motivation.

My motivation is for more Americans to really see and understand what we have given up as a country. When you walk around a city and see lots of healthy attractive people it changes your outlook for at least that day. Compared to walking around major US cities and watching us it is so much different. Tends to just set the tone for depression.

When I look at old pictures from way back in the ancient time of the 1980s, it wasn't that long ago that we looked much different as a group. The one that hit me the most, at least recently was a union strike from 1980. Not a single man in the strike would be fat by today's standards.

Yes I am fat shaming and judging.
It seems like there are two Americas: Fat and Fit. I live near downtown Austin and the sheer number of attractive, fit young women is amazing. Plenty of fit young men, too, When I lived in Round Rock it was fat asses everywhere, even the young people were chubby.

I think you are on to something. Its like the pareto principle is taking over every aspect of humanity. Not just the simple 80/20 version but the full equation pareto calc. Which I didn't know existed until I heard Peterson talk about farming output. Anyway.

So something like the majority of the beauty points are getting concentrated in a smaller and smaller group. Exactly like money.

To those that have some, more will be given, to those that have little, everything will be taken.
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Just need a Handicapper General to come in with a double-barreled shotgun and take out the girls who bothered to look so good.




(and nowadays I feel I can't just write something like that without an explanation - look up Kurt Vonnegut if you don't know the reference)
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93MarineHorn said:

Madman said:

I sound like I am trying to pimp Polish girls to Americans. Thats not my motivation.

My motivation is for more Americans to really see and understand what we have given up as a country. When you walk around a city and see lots of healthy attractive people it changes your outlook for at least that day. Compared to walking around major US cities and watching us it is so much different. Tends to just set the tone for depression.

When I look at old pictures from way back in the ancient time of the 1980s, it wasn't that long ago that we looked much different as a group. The one that hit me the most, at least recently was a union strike from 1980. Not a single man in the strike would be fat by today's standards.

Yes I am fat shaming and judging.
It seems like there are two Americas: Fat and Fit. I live near downtown Austin and the sheer number of attractive, fit young women is amazing. Plenty of fit young men, too, When I lived in Round Rock it was fat asses everywhere, even the young people were chubby.
And you probably noticed most women there make an effort to dress much nicer than here.
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fc2112 said:

BTW - my potential retirement home.


I noticed that I needed to update my passport.
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This thread turned out to be much better than expected
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How do you do that by the age of 23? Impressive eating but in this economy of inflation that must have set her back.
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rwpag71 said:

Can't say I have an established cull factor, but I do have a load limit
Well done
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96AgGrad said:

Imagine how repulsive her in-state competition must have been.


3 out of 4 were pretty hot.

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Wardrobe provided by Coleman.
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Why the hell not... Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.. In this case Alabama fans
 
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