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So I think that's good...I think. Except I wonder how many books it will have in the old testament. Nothing like picking who you like best of your voters...Catholics or Protestants.

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It is the King James version.

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From the Babylon Bee preview:
Amen And Amen! Check Out The Top 10 Verses From New The Donald Trump Bible Translation

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• John 11:35 - "Jesus Wept. Which I have never done, by the way. Never wept. Not a weeper."
• Nehemiah 6:15-16 - "So the wall, the big, beautiful wall was finished on the 25th day of the month, finished in just 52 days. Everyone said I couldn't do it, but I did. Our enemies were shocked, believe me. And the Babylonians paid for it."
• Leviticus 19:27 - "Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head, but rather let it grow long and golden, and swirl it across the top."
• John 14:2-6: "In My Father's house are many rooms, just like Mar-a-Lago, rooms worth a lot more than $18 million, let me tell you that."
• Mark 1:15 - "The kingdom of God has come near. Repent and believe the good news. Not the fake news like CNN. They're terrible, folks."
• Daniel 3:1 - "King Nebuchadnezzar made a golden idol. It was so small. Only sixty cubits high. That's what they said. So much smaller than my towers. Sad!"
• Romans 12:19 - "Vengeance is mine on my first day back in office, saith Donald Trump."
• Jeremiah 29:11 - "For I know the plans I have for you, unbelievable plans to bless you bigly. Yuge blessings. So tremendous. You'll get tired of blessings, believe me."
• Genesis 3:1 - "Now the serpent was more crafty than any other beast of the field. So clever, folks. 'Lyin' Lucifer,' I like to call him."
• Two Corinthians 5:17 - "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation. The old has passed away; behold, the new has come. So much winning. Everyone says so."

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You have to read it picturing this:

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Every true Trump patriot needs a copy on their coffee table along with the Kids Guide to Trump.

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More accurate than the actual "trained" media "professionals" who want us to believe Joe is a nice old man trying his best and Trump is basically the second coming of Hitler.

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Heinlein saw this coming. The Fosterite Christians could only purchase Bibles endorsed by Bishop Digby.

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One would have to be pretty ignorant to compare the 'Trump Bible' to a religious leader telling people the ONLY Bible they were allowed to have was the one he endorsed.

This is more equivalent to the Bibles with a cowboy theme for people who like cowboys, or edgy font for teens, or a certain type of leather for people who are into vintage books. It's harmless, and those who don't want it can choose not to purchase it.

I do find it amusing that people see something like this and use it to voice concern for Christianity in America today - but those same people are silent on churches and leaders with actual teaching that is contradictory to scripture itself.

Trump's got a Bible! Oh noes!!!!

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Grifter.

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yall are slipping I expected this earlier.

I think this thread brought out ALL the Trump TDS cult, at least the one online right now. Feel the hate!!!

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it's a shame so many of his most slavish followers don't read the Ten Commandments:

You shall have no other gods before me.

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Yet you do.

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Libs heads are exploding. How dare Trump support having a Bible, praying and being Christian?!

He lives rent free in your head

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Is this the Trump brand Bible version of "then you support Marxism"?

If you find it gross and not just a little sacrilegious that he is selling overpriced Bibles so that when you go to read God's word, you can also think of him, that's the same thing as being against his "Christianity"?

If only the TDS cult worried about Biden making millions off of China like they do Trump selling a Bible. Amazing!

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I think this thread brought out ALL the Trump TDS cult, at least the one online right now. Feel the hate!!!

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The lefty's on this board must be worried. They're trolling hard today on this Trump Bible thing. Maybe the third times the charm.

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Yep, this is old, old, old news. I guess some of these CM are just now pulling their heads out of their butts.

Trump is a religious entity now?

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Rockdoc said:

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I think this thread brought out ALL the Trump TDS cult, at least the one online right now. Feel the hate!!!

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Cult:

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a misplaced or excessive admiration for a particular person or thing.

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Enjoying worshipping dear leader with your bought and paid for Trump Bible, Trump Commemorative Coin, etc.

Support Trump all you want, but this is a grift and you know it. Deep down. You know it. You don't care that it is. You like all the other stuff he does.

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So you're a member of the cult. It's ok.

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I think this thread brought out ALL the Trump TDS cult, at least the one online right now. Feel the hate!!!

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Guy who cheats on wife, pays for sex with pornstars and makes fun of veterans is being worshipped by evangelicals and you're saying anybody who questions him has TDS? Get some help

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I question him but will vote for him to replace the commie. Does that make me have TDS?

Man, I know when someone trots out the Bible that I'm about to get screwed.

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I think this thread brought out ALL the Trump TDS cult, at least the one online right now. Feel the hate!!!

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Guy who cheats on wife, pays for sex with pornstars and makes fun of veterans is being worshipped by evangelicals and you're saying anybody who questions him has TDS? Get some help

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King David?

Paid endorsement from Trump. Not sold by Trump.

Inspired by Lee Greenwood's song.

Also endorsed by other celebrities

God Bless The USA Bible

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IS ANY OF THE MONEY FROM THIS BIBLE GOING TO THE DONALD J. TRUMP CAMPAIGN FOR PRESIDENT?
No, GodBlessTheUSABible.com is not political and has nothing to do with any political campaign. GodBlessTheUSABible.com is not owned, managed or controlled by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization, CIC Ventures LLC or any of their respective principals or affiliates.
GodBlessTheUSABible.com uses Donald J. Trump's name, likeness and image under paid license from CIC Ventures LLC, which license may be terminated or revoked according to its terms.

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Paid endorsement from Trump. Not sold by Trump.

Inspired by Lee Greenwood's song.

Also endorsed by other celebrities

God Bless The USA Bible

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IS ANY OF THE MONEY FROM THIS BIBLE GOING TO THE DONALD J. TRUMP CAMPAIGN FOR PRESIDENT?
No, GodBlessTheUSABible.com is not political and has nothing to do with any political campaign. GodBlessTheUSABible.com is not owned, managed or controlled by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization, CIC Ventures LLC or any of their respective principals or affiliates.
GodBlessTheUSABible.com uses Donald J. Trump's name, likeness and image under paid license from CIC Ventures LLC, which license may be terminated or revoked according to its terms.

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Man they don't want to hear that. They're having too much fun.

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Rockdoc said:

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I think this thread brought out ALL the Trump TDS cult, at least the one online right now. Feel the hate!!!

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Cult:

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a misplaced or excessive admiration for a particular person or thing.

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Enjoying worshipping dear leader with your bought and paid for Trump Bible, Trump Commemorative Coin, etc.

Support Trump all you want, but this is a grift and you know it. Deep down. You know it. You don't care that it is. You like all the other stuff he does.

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And what if we own our own Bibles and have no intention of getting one of these but care more about voting out the people who have "a misplaced or excessive admiration" for unchecked federal govt control?

But Trump has a Bible!! Sound the alarm!!

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Rockdoc said:

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I think this thread brought out ALL the Trump TDS cult, at least the one online right now. Feel the hate!!!

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Cult:

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a misplaced or excessive admiration for a particular person or thing.

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Enjoying worshipping dear leader with your bought and paid for Trump Bible, Trump Commemorative Coin, etc.

Support Trump all you want, but this is a grift and you know it. Deep down. You know it. You don't care that it is. You like all the other stuff he does.

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So you're a member of the cult. It's ok.

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"Accuse the enemy of that which you are guilty" ~Joseph Goebbels

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Don't you have some rally to go do? You desperately desperately want TDS to be a cult. But it isn't. As demonstrated. Facts are right in front of you.

Just admit you worship your dear leader, are in the cult, but you like it. You like that he drives rational thinking people over the edge due to his absolutely dumb eff statements (that you intellectually ignore) because it drives us thoughtful people insane. You happily bend a knee to a sad wannabe tyrant because it "sticks it to the libs." Thats all that matters to you.

Thats cool man. Support who you want to. But don't pretend its anything else.

(Im waiting for, "So Marxism then." The last refuge of fools).

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TexAg1987 said:

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Paid endorsement from Trump. Not sold by Trump.

Inspired by Lee Greenwood's song.

Also endorsed by other celebrities

God Bless The USA Bible

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IS ANY OF THE MONEY FROM THIS BIBLE GOING TO THE DONALD J. TRUMP CAMPAIGN FOR PRESIDENT?
No, GodBlessTheUSABible.com is not political and has nothing to do with any political campaign. GodBlessTheUSABible.com is not owned, managed or controlled by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization, CIC Ventures LLC or any of their respective principals or affiliates.
GodBlessTheUSABible.com uses Donald J. Trump's name, likeness and image under paid license from CIC Ventures LLC, which license may be terminated or revoked according to its terms.

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Man they don't want to hear that. They're having too much fun.

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You mean the CM's were wrong AGAIN and Trump isn't on every street corner peddling this Bible so he can pocket the money like John Goodman in 'O Brother Where Art Thou'??

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What's next, Joe Biden endorsed adult diapers?

It is funny to see people non-Christians upset that Trump is getting paid an endorsement fee for bibles but sit silently when Biden got paid by Ukrainian companies to influence U.S. government policies.

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I'm a Christian and a conservative. The idea of a Trump-endorsed Bible is hilarious because he's not overtly Christian nor conservative. Biden should be in prison, not 1600 Pennsylvania.

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Rockdoc said:

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I think this thread brought out ALL the Trump TDS cult, at least the one online right now. Feel the hate!!!

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Cult:

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a misplaced or excessive admiration for a particular person or thing.

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Enjoying worshipping dear leader with your bought and paid for Trump Bible, Trump Commemorative Coin, etc.

Support Trump all you want, but this is a grift and you know it. Deep down. You know it. You don't care that it is. You like all the other stuff he does.

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So you're a member of the cult. It's ok.

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"Accuse the enemy of that which you are guilty" ~Joseph Goebbels

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Don't you have some rally to go do? You desperately desperately want TDS to be a cult. But it isn't. As demonstrated. Facts are right in front of you.

Just admit you worship your dear leader, are in the cult, but you like it. You like that he drives rational thinking people over the edge due to his absolutely dumb eff statements (that you intellectually ignore) because it drives us thoughtful people insane. You happily bend a knee to a sad wannabe tyrant because it "sticks it to the libs." Thats all that matters to you.

Thats cool man. Support who you want to. But don't pretend its anything else.

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I use the word "cult" because you TDS folks seem to like to use it. And it's working. Enjoy your TDS cult.

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TexAg1987 said:

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Paid endorsement from Trump. Not sold by Trump.

Inspired by Lee Greenwood's song.

Also endorsed by other celebrities

God Bless The USA Bible

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IS ANY OF THE MONEY FROM THIS BIBLE GOING TO THE DONALD J. TRUMP CAMPAIGN FOR PRESIDENT?
No, GodBlessTheUSABible.com is not political and has nothing to do with any political campaign. GodBlessTheUSABible.com is not owned, managed or controlled by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization, CIC Ventures LLC or any of their respective principals or affiliates.
GodBlessTheUSABible.com uses Donald J. Trump's name, likeness and image under paid license from CIC Ventures LLC, which license may be terminated or revoked according to its terms.

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Man they don't want to hear that. They're having too much fun.

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This makes it better, how?

This is a free campaign ad for Trump...(and smart marketing from the grifting GodBlesstheUSA bible people).

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I think this thread brought out ALL the Trump TDS cult, at least the one online right now. Feel the hate!!!

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Cult:

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a misplaced or excessive admiration for a particular person or thing.

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Enjoying worshipping dear leader with your bought and paid for Trump Bible, Trump Commemorative Coin, etc.

Support Trump all you want, but this is a grift and you know it. Deep down. You know it. You don't care that it is. You like all the other stuff he does.

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So you're a member of the cult. It's ok.

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"Accuse the enemy of that which you are guilty" ~Joseph Goebbels

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Don't you have some rally to go do? You desperately desperately want TDS to be a cult. But it isn't. As demonstrated. Facts are right in front of you.

Just admit you worship your dear leader, are in the cult, but you like it. You like that he drives rational thinking people over the edge due to his absolutely dumb eff statements (that you intellectually ignore) because it drives us thoughtful people insane. You happily bend a knee to a sad wannabe tyrant because it "sticks it to the libs." Thats all that matters to you.

Thats cool man. Support who you want to. But don't pretend its anything else.

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I use the word "cult" because you TDS folks seem to like to use it. And it's working. Enjoy your TDS cult.

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I hope you drink the koolaid. <posted before I could do a joke face>.

Its all good. As I stated, I wont be surprised if Trump does win.

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I just started this argument on another site I'm on and will get pounded for it but I think what's annoying is all the people who gobble him up like he's a saint. He's a slime ball politician just like any other politician is but yet yall can't admit it. DeSantis is probably a slime ball in a lot of ways too but he at least acts presidential. Going around shooting from the hip talking about things like leaving NATO has got to be some of the dumbest **** I have ever heard from someone who wants to lead the free world.

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Its this.

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TexAg1987 said:

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Paid endorsement from Trump. Not sold by Trump.

Inspired by Lee Greenwood's song.

Also endorsed by other celebrities

God Bless The USA Bible

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IS ANY OF THE MONEY FROM THIS BIBLE GOING TO THE DONALD J. TRUMP CAMPAIGN FOR PRESIDENT?
No, GodBlessTheUSABible.com is not political and has nothing to do with any political campaign. GodBlessTheUSABible.com is not owned, managed or controlled by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization, CIC Ventures LLC or any of their respective principals or affiliates.
GodBlessTheUSABible.com uses Donald J. Trump's name, likeness and image under paid license from CIC Ventures LLC, which license may be terminated or revoked according to its terms.

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Man they don't want to hear that. They're having too much fun.

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This makes it better, how?

This is a free campaign ad for Trump...(and smart marketing from the grifting GodBlesstheUSA bible people).

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Hope it works for him. You'll get over it.

Rational, thoughtful people don't vote for Democrats even when the (R) candidate is less than optimal.