It is the King James version.Quote:
So I think that's good...I think. Except I wonder how many books it will have in the old testament. Nothing like picking who you like best of your voters...Catholics or Protestants.
It is the King James version.Quote:
So I think that's good...I think. Except I wonder how many books it will have in the old testament. Nothing like picking who you like best of your voters...Catholics or Protestants.
You have to read it picturing this:DD88 said:
From the Babylon Bee preview:
Amen And Amen! Check Out The Top 10 Verses From New The Donald Trump Bible TranslationQuote:
- John 11:35 - "Jesus Wept. Which I have never done, by the way. Never wept. Not a weeper."
- Nehemiah 6:15-16 - "So the wall, the big, beautiful wall was finished on the 25th day of the month, finished in just 52 days. Everyone said I couldn't do it, but I did. Our enemies were shocked, believe me. And the Babylonians paid for it."
- Leviticus 19:27 - "Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head, but rather let it grow long and golden, and swirl it across the top."
- John 14:2-6: "In My Father's house are many rooms, just like Mar-a-Lago, rooms worth a lot more than $18 million, let me tell you that."
- Mark 1:15 - "The kingdom of God has come near. Repent and believe the good news. Not the fake news like CNN. They're terrible, folks."
- Daniel 3:1 - "King Nebuchadnezzar made a golden idol. It was so small. Only sixty cubits high. That's what they said. So much smaller than my towers. Sad!"
- Romans 12:19 - "Vengeance is mine on my first day back in office, saith Donald Trump."
- Jeremiah 29:11 - "For I know the plans I have for you, unbelievable plans to bless you bigly. Yuge blessings. So tremendous. You'll get tired of blessings, believe me."
- Genesis 3:1 - "Now the serpent was more crafty than any other beast of the field. So clever, folks. 'Lyin' Lucifer,' I like to call him."
- Two Corinthians 5:17 - "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation. The old has passed away; behold, the new has come. So much winning. Everyone says so."
More accurate than the actual "trained" media "professionals" who want us to believe Joe is a nice old man trying his best and Trump is basically the second coming of Hitler.B-1 83 said:
Every true Trump patriot needs a copy on their coffee table along with the Kids Guide to Trump.
One would have to be pretty ignorant to compare the 'Trump Bible' to a religious leader telling people the ONLY Bible they were allowed to have was the one he endorsed.Quote:
Heinlein saw this coming. The Fosterite Christians could only purchase Bibles endorsed by Bishop Digby.
yall are slipping I expected this earlier.Tex117 said:
Grifter.
Yet you do.LMCane said:
it's a shame so many of his most slavish followers don't read the Ten Commandments:
You shall have no other gods before me.
Is this the Trump brand Bible version of "then you support Marxism"?TAMUallen said:
Libs heads are exploding. How dare Trump support having a Bible, praying and being Christian?!
He lives rent free in your head
Cult:Rockdoc said:
I think this thread brought out ALL the Trump TDS cult, at least the one online right now. Feel the hate!!!
Quote:
a misplaced or excessive admiration for a particular person or thing.
Rockdoc said:
I think this thread brought out ALL the Trump TDS cult, at least the one online right now. Feel the hate!!!
Yep, this is old, old, old news. I guess some of these CM are just now pulling their heads out of their butts.Ag87H2O said:
The lefty's on this board must be worried. They're trolling hard today on this Trump Bible thing. Maybe the third times the charm.
They don't care about that. They will whataboutism or whatever. (When no one condones any other behavior).Phatbob said:Is this the Trump brand Bible version of "then you support Marxism"?TAMUallen said:
Libs heads are exploding. How dare Trump support having a Bible, praying and being Christian?!
He lives rent free in your head
If you find it gross and not just a little sacrilegious that he is selling overpriced Bibles so that when you go to read God's word, you can also think of him, that's the same thing as being against his "Christianity"?
Gigem314 said:One would have to be pretty ignorant to compare the 'Trump Bible' to a religious leader telling people the ONLY Bible they were allowed to have was the one he endorsed.Quote:
Heinlein saw this coming. The Fosterite Christians could only purchase Bibles endorsed by Bishop Digby.
This is more equivalent to the Bibles with a cowboy theme for people who like cowboys, or edgy font for teens, or a certain type of leather for people who are into vintage books. It's harmless, and those who don't want it can choose not to purchase it.
I do find it amusing that people see something like this and use it to voice concern for Christianity in America today - but those same people are silent on churches and leaders with actual teaching that is contradictory to scripture itself.
Trump's got a Bible! Oh noes!!!!
Guy who cheats on wife, pays for sex with pornstars and makes fun of veterans is being worshipped by evangelicals and you're saying anybody who questions him has TDS? Get some helpRockdoc said:
I think this thread brought out ALL the Trump TDS cult, at least the one online right now. Feel the hate!!!
Tex117 said:Cult:Rockdoc said:
I think this thread brought out ALL the Trump TDS cult, at least the one online right now. Feel the hate!!!Quote:
a misplaced or excessive admiration for a particular person or thing.
Enjoying worshipping dear leader with your bought and paid for Trump Bible, Trump Commemorative Coin, etc.
Support Trump all you want, but this is a grift and you know it. Deep down. You know it. You don't care that it is. You like all the other stuff he does.
doback said:Guy who cheats on wife, pays for sex with pornstars and makes fun of veterans is being worshipped by evangelicals and you're saying anybody who questions him has TDS? Get some helpRockdoc said:
I think this thread brought out ALL the Trump TDS cult, at least the one online right now. Feel the hate!!!
doback said:Guy who cheats on wife, pays for sex with pornstars and makes fun of veterans is being worshipped by evangelicals and you're saying anybody who questions him has TDS? Get some helpRockdoc said:
I think this thread brought out ALL the Trump TDS cult, at least the one online right now. Feel the hate!!!
Quote:
IS ANY OF THE MONEY FROM THIS BIBLE GOING TO THE DONALD J. TRUMP CAMPAIGN FOR PRESIDENT?
No, GodBlessTheUSABible.com is not political and has nothing to do with any political campaign. GodBlessTheUSABible.com is not owned, managed or controlled by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization, CIC Ventures LLC or any of their respective principals or affiliates.
GodBlessTheUSABible.com uses Donald J. Trump's name, likeness and image under paid license from CIC Ventures LLC, which license may be terminated or revoked according to its terms.
TexAg1987 said:
Paid endorsement from Trump. Not sold by Trump.
Inspired by Lee Greenwood's song.
Also endorsed by other celebrities
God Bless The USA BibleQuote:
IS ANY OF THE MONEY FROM THIS BIBLE GOING TO THE DONALD J. TRUMP CAMPAIGN FOR PRESIDENT?
No, GodBlessTheUSABible.com is not political and has nothing to do with any political campaign. GodBlessTheUSABible.com is not owned, managed or controlled by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization, CIC Ventures LLC or any of their respective principals or affiliates.
GodBlessTheUSABible.com uses Donald J. Trump's name, likeness and image under paid license from CIC Ventures LLC, which license may be terminated or revoked according to its terms.
And what if we own our own Bibles and have no intention of getting one of these but care more about voting out the people who have "a misplaced or excessive admiration" for unchecked federal govt control?Tex117 said:Cult:Rockdoc said:
I think this thread brought out ALL the Trump TDS cult, at least the one online right now. Feel the hate!!!Quote:
a misplaced or excessive admiration for a particular person or thing.
Enjoying worshipping dear leader with your bought and paid for Trump Bible, Trump Commemorative Coin, etc.
Support Trump all you want, but this is a grift and you know it. Deep down. You know it. You don't care that it is. You like all the other stuff he does.
Rockdoc said:Tex117 said:Cult:Rockdoc said:
I think this thread brought out ALL the Trump TDS cult, at least the one online right now. Feel the hate!!!Quote:
a misplaced or excessive admiration for a particular person or thing.
Enjoying worshipping dear leader with your bought and paid for Trump Bible, Trump Commemorative Coin, etc.
Support Trump all you want, but this is a grift and you know it. Deep down. You know it. You don't care that it is. You like all the other stuff he does.
So you're a member of the cult. It's ok.
Don't you have some rally to go do? You desperately desperately want TDS to be a cult. But it isn't. As demonstrated. Facts are right in front of you.Quote:
"Accuse the enemy of that which you are guilty" ~Joseph Goebbels
You mean the CM's were wrong AGAIN and Trump isn't on every street corner peddling this Bible so he can pocket the money like John Goodman in 'O Brother Where Art Thou'??Rockdoc said:TexAg1987 said:
Paid endorsement from Trump. Not sold by Trump.
Inspired by Lee Greenwood's song.
Also endorsed by other celebrities
God Bless The USA BibleQuote:
IS ANY OF THE MONEY FROM THIS BIBLE GOING TO THE DONALD J. TRUMP CAMPAIGN FOR PRESIDENT?
No, GodBlessTheUSABible.com is not political and has nothing to do with any political campaign. GodBlessTheUSABible.com is not owned, managed or controlled by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization, CIC Ventures LLC or any of their respective principals or affiliates.
GodBlessTheUSABible.com uses Donald J. Trump's name, likeness and image under paid license from CIC Ventures LLC, which license may be terminated or revoked according to its terms.
Man they don't want to hear that. They're having too much fun.
NicosMachine said:
What's next, Joe Biden endorsed adult diapers?
It is funny to see people non-Christians upset that Trump is getting paid an endorsement fee for bibles but sit silently when Biden got paid by Ukrainian companies to influence U.S. government policies.
Tex117 said:Rockdoc said:Tex117 said:Cult:Rockdoc said:
I think this thread brought out ALL the Trump TDS cult, at least the one online right now. Feel the hate!!!Quote:
a misplaced or excessive admiration for a particular person or thing.
Enjoying worshipping dear leader with your bought and paid for Trump Bible, Trump Commemorative Coin, etc.
Support Trump all you want, but this is a grift and you know it. Deep down. You know it. You don't care that it is. You like all the other stuff he does.
So you're a member of the cult. It's ok.Don't you have some rally to go do? You desperately desperately want TDS to be a cult. But it isn't. As demonstrated. Facts are right in front of you.Quote:
"Accuse the enemy of that which you are guilty" ~Joseph Goebbels
Just admit you worship your dear leader, are in the cult, but you like it. You like that he drives rational thinking people over the edge due to his absolutely dumb eff statements (that you intellectually ignore) because it drives us thoughtful people insane. You happily bend a knee to a sad wannabe tyrant because it "sticks it to the libs." Thats all that matters to you.
Thats cool man. Support who you want to. But don't pretend its anything else.
This makes it better, how?Rockdoc said:TexAg1987 said:
Paid endorsement from Trump. Not sold by Trump.
Inspired by Lee Greenwood's song.
Also endorsed by other celebrities
God Bless The USA BibleQuote:
IS ANY OF THE MONEY FROM THIS BIBLE GOING TO THE DONALD J. TRUMP CAMPAIGN FOR PRESIDENT?
No, GodBlessTheUSABible.com is not political and has nothing to do with any political campaign. GodBlessTheUSABible.com is not owned, managed or controlled by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization, CIC Ventures LLC or any of their respective principals or affiliates.
GodBlessTheUSABible.com uses Donald J. Trump's name, likeness and image under paid license from CIC Ventures LLC, which license may be terminated or revoked according to its terms.
Man they don't want to hear that. They're having too much fun.
I hope you drink the koolaid. <posted before I could do a joke face>.Rockdoc said:Tex117 said:Rockdoc said:Tex117 said:Cult:Rockdoc said:
I think this thread brought out ALL the Trump TDS cult, at least the one online right now. Feel the hate!!!Quote:
a misplaced or excessive admiration for a particular person or thing.
Enjoying worshipping dear leader with your bought and paid for Trump Bible, Trump Commemorative Coin, etc.
Support Trump all you want, but this is a grift and you know it. Deep down. You know it. You don't care that it is. You like all the other stuff he does.
So you're a member of the cult. It's ok.Don't you have some rally to go do? You desperately desperately want TDS to be a cult. But it isn't. As demonstrated. Facts are right in front of you.Quote:
"Accuse the enemy of that which you are guilty" ~Joseph Goebbels
Just admit you worship your dear leader, are in the cult, but you like it. You like that he drives rational thinking people over the edge due to his absolutely dumb eff statements (that you intellectually ignore) because it drives us thoughtful people insane. You happily bend a knee to a sad wannabe tyrant because it "sticks it to the libs." Thats all that matters to you.
Thats cool man. Support who you want to. But don't pretend its anything else.
I use the word "cult" because you TDS folks seem to like to use it. And it's working. Enjoy your TDS cult.
Its this.TH36 said:
I just started this argument on another site I'm on and will get pounded for it but I think what's annoying is all the people who gobble him up like he's a saint. He's a slime ball politician just like any other politician is but yet yall can't admit it. DeSantis is probably a slime ball in a lot of ways too but he at least acts presidential. Going around shooting from the hip talking about things like leaving NATO has got to be some of the dumbest **** I have ever heard from someone who wants to lead the free world.
Tex117 said:This makes it better, how?Rockdoc said:TexAg1987 said:
Paid endorsement from Trump. Not sold by Trump.
Inspired by Lee Greenwood's song.
Also endorsed by other celebrities
God Bless The USA BibleQuote:
IS ANY OF THE MONEY FROM THIS BIBLE GOING TO THE DONALD J. TRUMP CAMPAIGN FOR PRESIDENT?
No, GodBlessTheUSABible.com is not political and has nothing to do with any political campaign. GodBlessTheUSABible.com is not owned, managed or controlled by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization, CIC Ventures LLC or any of their respective principals or affiliates.
GodBlessTheUSABible.com uses Donald J. Trump's name, likeness and image under paid license from CIC Ventures LLC, which license may be terminated or revoked according to its terms.
Man they don't want to hear that. They're having too much fun.
This is a free campaign ad for Trump...(and smart marketing from the grifting GodBlesstheUSA bible people).