Super Bowl Commercials

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Anonymous Source said:

dmz233 said:

Anonymous Source said:

I can't imagine sinking 4+ hours of my time watching something just to complain about it.


Then don't watch.


I'm not complaining


Of course not. You agree with it.
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Enzomatic said:

TAMUallen said:

Soccer commercial during the superbowl... woof.

Big miss by anheuser Busch again

How are they so dumb?!

Are we supposed to know who that guy is? No clue he was a soccer player that's apparently famous until Dan Marino showed up.

Know you're audience.
But they had Ted Lasso

(Expensive commercial)
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Enzomatic said:

TAMUallen said:

Soccer commercial during the superbowl... woof.

Big miss by anheuser Busch again

How are they so dumb?!

Are we supposed to know who that guy is? No clue he was a soccer player that's apparently famous until Dan Marino showed up.

Know you're audience.


He's Messi and is a big deal... but to soccer fans. Such a dumb commercial for the superbowl
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MookieBlaylock said:

A Jesus commercial

That will get them going


In this case it's a front organization to push Marxism so yeah it's bad. The website was extremely obvious when I checked it out during college football season. They have been running these commercials during football games for a while now.
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TAMUallen said:

Enzomatic said:

TAMUallen said:

Soccer commercial during the superbowl... woof.

Big miss by anheuser Busch again

How are they so dumb?!

Are we supposed to know who that guy is? No clue he was a soccer player that's apparently famous until Dan Marino showed up.

Know you're audience.


He's Messi and is a big deal... but to soccer fans. Such a dumb commercial for the superbowl

Do Europeans drink that **** beer?
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El Gallo Blanco said:

Mike Hancho said:

Is Jesus woke?


He talked about doling out unimaginably horrific punishment to people who lead little children astray and then there's the whole "he who doesn't work shall not eat" thing. And he got violent and drove people out of the temple with whips when they were perverting the place. Not very woke at all imo.


Picking and choosing are we?
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Bearpitbull said:

El Gallo Blanco said:

Mike Hancho said:

Is Jesus woke?


He talked about doling out unimaginably horrific punishment to people who lead little children astray and then there's the whole "he who doesn't work shall not eat" thing. And he got violent and drove people out of the temple with whips when they were perverting the place. Not very woke at all imo.


Picking and choosing are we?


Could say the same thing about the commercial. Need to read the Bible to know what Jesus is about.
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AG
Walken commercial was good but BMW didn't really advertise the car much
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TAMUallen said:

Walken commercial was good but BMW didn't really advertise the car much

They're probably trying to take attention away from their current horrific buck teeth designs that no one wants.
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A new twister?!
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Homes.com

Wokeness score = moderate
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TAMUallen said:

Walken commercial was good but BMW didn't really advertise the car much


I think it was for an EV, probably a smart choice not get into the details.
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TAMUallen said:

A new twister?!
Twisters! lol I know there have always been remakes, but there is hardly anything good to watch anymore.
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Really reaching for disaster movie themes! At least the Sharknado movies were fun.
"ROGER - OUT"
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DD88 said:

Mike Hancho said:

Is Jesus woke?
Well, He's Alive!


You may wanna skip forward a testament. Won't spoil it for you but……
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Swift.

Do not care about her reactions that matter nothing
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$240 Worth of Pudding said:

DD88 said:

Mike Hancho said:

Is Jesus woke?
Well, He's Alive!


You may wanna skip forward a testament. Won't spoil it for you but……


Watch the Chosen!
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MookieBlaylock said:

A Jesus commercial

That will get them going


AI generated Jesus images too.

Truly deux ex machina
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Oooo oooo Temu. Buy worthless poo. Woo hoo!
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E trade

Woke score - above average
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TAMUallen said:

Walken commercial was good but BMW didn't really advertise the car much


Probly bc it's a garbage ev


But yea best commercial so far by far
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Enzomatic said:

TAMUallen said:

Soccer commercial during the superbowl... woof.

Big miss by anheuser Busch again

How are they so dumb?!

Are we supposed to know who that guy is? No clue he was a soccer player that's apparently famous until Dan Marino showed up.

Know you're audience.


You don't know who the most popular athlete in the world is?
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AG
Halo commercial was terrible... the show looks better than that commercial. Somebody is getting fired
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I'm passing on the super bowl. Why would I want to watch a giant celebration of wokeness. No thanks.
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Mike Hancho said:

Enzomatic said:

TAMUallen said:

Soccer commercial during the superbowl... woof.

Big miss by anheuser Busch again

How are they so dumb?!

Are we supposed to know who that guy is? No clue he was a soccer player that's apparently famous until Dan Marino showed up.

Know you're audience.


You don't know who the most popular athlete in the world is?

Sorry, I'm not European.
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UFOs seem to be the most common theme. Seems like 3 or 4 commercials have had a UFO or alien reference.
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Bearpitbull said:

El Gallo Blanco said:

Mike Hancho said:

Is Jesus woke?


He talked about doling out unimaginably horrific punishment to people who lead little children astray and then there's the whole "he who doesn't work shall not eat" thing. And he got violent and drove people out of the temple with whips when they were perverting the place. Not very woke at all imo.


Picking and choosing are we?


What are you talking about? He would have lashed out at modern LGBTQ zealots trying to poison his precious children.

He was very non woke.

You libs know nothing of Jesus.
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El Gallo Blanco said:

Bearpitbull said:

El Gallo Blanco said:

Mike Hancho said:

Is Jesus woke?


He talked about doling out unimaginably horrific punishment to people who lead little children astray and then there's the whole "he who doesn't work shall not eat" thing. And he got violent and drove people out of the temple with whips when they were perverting the place. Not very woke at all imo.


Picking and choosing are we?


What are you talking about? He would have lashed out at modern LGBTQ zealots trying to poison his precious children.

He was very non woke.

You libs know nothing of Jesus.


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Enzomatic said:

Mike Hancho said:

Enzomatic said:

TAMUallen said:

Soccer commercial during the superbowl... woof.

Big miss by anheuser Busch again

How are they so dumb?!

Are we supposed to know who that guy is? No clue he was a soccer player that's apparently famous until Dan Marino showed up.

Know you're audience.


You don't know who the most popular athlete in the world is?

Sorry, I'm not European.
neither is Messi.
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Eso si, Que es said:

Who plays it straight, who goes woke?

Thank God we got to kick this thing off with a national anthem for 13% of the nation
I just don't get the need. Had they never referred to it as the BNA and it was just one of the many songs, I probably wouldn't care. To raise it , even as an informal reference, to a national anthem just divides people. On another note, The State Farm with Ahnuld was funny
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How do you like them doughnuts…I'm so sorry
Enzomatic
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Old Army Metal said:

Enzomatic said:

Mike Hancho said:

Enzomatic said:

TAMUallen said:

Soccer commercial during the superbowl... woof.

Big miss by anheuser Busch again

How are they so dumb?!

Are we supposed to know who that guy is? No clue he was a soccer player that's apparently famous until Dan Marino showed up.

Know you're audience.


You don't know who the most popular athlete in the world is?

Sorry, I'm not European.
neither is Messi.

Great. Ok.

Sorry, I'm American (not central or south, or Canadian).
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Enzomatic said:

Old Army Metal said:

Enzomatic said:

Mike Hancho said:

Enzomatic said:

TAMUallen said:

Soccer commercial during the superbowl... woof.

Big miss by anheuser Busch again

How are they so dumb?!

Are we supposed to know who that guy is? No clue he was a soccer player that's apparently famous until Dan Marino showed up.

Know you're audience.


You don't know who the most popular athlete in the world is?

Sorry, I'm not European.
neither is Messi.

Great. Ok.

Sorry, I'm American.
so is he, technically.
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Old Army Metal said:

Enzomatic said:

Old Army Metal said:

Enzomatic said:

Mike Hancho said:

Enzomatic said:

TAMUallen said:

Soccer commercial during the superbowl... woof.

Big miss by anheuser Busch again

How are they so dumb?!

Are we supposed to know who that guy is? No clue he was a soccer player that's apparently famous until Dan Marino showed up.

Know you're audience.


You don't know who the most popular athlete in the world is?

Sorry, I'm not European.
neither is Messi.

Great. Ok.

Sorry, I'm American.
so is he, technically.

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