In a universe far, far away, a movie will be made that no one will see.

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rocky the dog
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
annie88
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“My philopsophy is this: Its none of my business what people say of me or think of me. I am what I am and I do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. And it makes life so much easier." ~ Sir Anthony Hopkins
ProgN
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annie88 said:


I'm crossing my fingers in the hope they properly go full Dylan Mulvaney and kill the franchise worse than he killed Bud Light.

I'm hoping a 6 yr old boy Jedi youngling believes that he's really a girl. Then Jedi Master Rey can cut off his junk with Lord Vader's lightsaber, to affirm his new true self. Then "she" becomes a sith apprentice and learns the force in 37 seconds, only to destroy the last Jedi Master Rey in an epic battle, that will prove to the entire Galactic Empire and remaining Rebel scum that even mentally ill boys in a dress with no sac is better than the strongest Jedi Master, because she's a natural woman.

That is they way they should go. What do you think?
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ProgN said:

annie88 said:


I'm crossing my fingers in the hope they properly go full Dylan Mulvaney and kill the franchise worse than he killed Bud Light.

I'm hoping a 6 yr old boy Jedi youngling believes that he's really a girl. Then Jedi Master Rey can cut off his junk with Lord Vader's lightsaber, to affirm his new true self. Then "she" becomes a sith apprentice and learns the force in 37 seconds, only to destroy the last Jedi Master Rey in an epic battle, that will prove to the entire Galactic Empire and remaining Rebel scum that even mentally ill boys in a dress with no sac is better than the strongest Jedi Master, because she's a natural woman.

That is they way they should go. What do you think?
"If you will not fight for right when you can easily win without blood shed; if you will not fight when your victory is sure and not too costly; you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance of survival. There may even be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves." - Sir Winston Churchill
policywonk98
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If Lucas and really all of the original story contributors were not such cowards they would stand up to this woman and Kennedy and set the record straight about their legacy and cinematic history.

There was only one character in the original trilogy that was a leader in the rebellion fighting against the empire and standing up to Darth Vader and every other dark force villain thereafter from Act 1 all the way to the end.

Han Solo was a criminal that avoided and ran from authority until there was no other choice.
Obi Wan Kenobi was in hiding from Vader and the Empire for 20 years.
Luke Skywalker didn't become a leader until the final act of New Hope, but really didn't become a commanding leader until Return of the Jedi.


This is the only character that acted in defiance toward the Empire and Vader from the first Act of New Hope all the way through every version of the Empire in all movies where they were a character.

Princess Leia. The primary female character in the franchise, who is one of the strongest female characters in cinematic history.

As already mentioned. Ridley Scott also created a strong female character that kicked ass. Her name was Ripley.

These new women in cinema and the journalists that cover film do the late Fisher, Weaver, Scott, and Lucas a disservice by acting as if strong females have not existed in sci-fi cinema for nearly 50 years at this point.

Princess Leia choked out Jabba the Hutt with the chain being used on her as his slave for goodness sakes. Lucas created a a female character that kicked ass without even having special powers.

Disney is being run by a bunch of imbeciles that don't even know strong female stories when they are right in front of theor faces for 50 years.


annie88
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LoudestWHOOP! said:


Thank you Disney
He is good in the Star Wars movies, and I still like the original three, but Mark Hamill has become one of the biggest liberal douuche bags out there.
“My philopsophy is this: Its none of my business what people say of me or think of me. I am what I am and I do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. And it makes life so much easier." ~ Sir Anthony Hopkins
annie88
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ProgN said:

annie88 said:


I'm crossing my fingers in the hope they properly go full Dylan Mulvaney and kill the franchise worse than he killed Bud Light.

I'm hoping a 6 yr old boy Jedi youngling believes that he's really a girl. Then Jedi Master Rey can cut off his junk with Lord Vader's lightsaber, to affirm his new true self. Then "she" becomes a sith apprentice and learns the force in 37 seconds, only to destroy the last Jedi Master Rey in an epic battle, that will prove to the entire Galactic Empire and remaining Rebel scum that even mentally ill boys in a dress with no sac is better than the strongest Jedi Master, because she's a natural woman.

That is the way they should go. What do you think?
It could work.

Return of the Eunuch
“My philopsophy is this: Its none of my business what people say of me or think of me. I am what I am and I do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. And it makes life so much easier." ~ Sir Anthony Hopkins
APHIS AG
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LoudestWHOOP! said:


Thank you Disney
This is exactly what has happened to the franchise.

The first one was a good introduction, the second one was outstanding, and the rest started to go downhill, at first slowly, and then they went into hyper drive of failure.
91AggieLawyer
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I'm totally out of this discussion. Saw Star Wars once when it came out, then maybe parts of it a few times throughout the years on TV -- never the whole thing. Never really got into it or understood it. Haven't seen any se/prequel since. Not even the least bit interested. I wouldn't know Obi One from Bank One.

You guys will have to fight this out.
ProgN
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91AggieLawyer said:

I'm totally out of this discussion. Saw Star Wars once when it came out, then maybe parts of it a few times throughout the years on TV -- never the whole thing. Never really got into it or understood it. Haven't seen any se/prequel since. Not even the least bit interested. I wouldn't know Obi One from Bank One.

You guys will have to fight this out.
ProgN
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annie88 said:




Return of the Eunuch
Line Ate Member
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annie88 said:

They keep trying to push all these women in these Marvel and Star Wars movies. And it never works and then they turn around and blame everyone for being misogynists.

Just getting so sick of all these women crying boo-hoo over stuff like this. There are so many different types of movies out there for everyone, quit, trying to demasculinize everything.

I'm sure next they'll make a movie about the Civil War soon with women playing Grant and Lee.
It would work out IF they appealed to the nerds who want to watch them. Put a few scantily clad women running around and have some epic light saber fights and you would sell some tickets.

Issue is that these women don't know their audience and therefore <insert huge fart noise>.
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annie88 said:

And then dumb ass Jon Stewart just sits there nodding his head while this woman insults his gender. Could you imagine if a male director got up there and said he enjoys making women uncomfortable.
And he didn't ask what if Men decide not to go see it? Star Wars probably doesn't have the same draw for women as Barbie.
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policywonk98 said:


These new women in cinema and the journalists that cover film do the late Fisher, Weaver, Scott, and Lucas a disservice by acting as if strong females have not existed in sci-fi cinema for nearly 50 years at this point.

A couple of years ago, I saw a magazine cover at the grocery store declaring that Queen Latifah was "breaking new ground" as a black woman on TV -- 50+ years after Diahann Carroll starred in her own self-titled sitcom playing a nurse (the first non-stereotypical leading role for a black woman).

In other words, the gaslighting will never end.
Secolobo
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When it started...

Cromagnum
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Stat Monitor Repairman said:


Quote:

... her goal is to "make men uncomfortable."

Hop on baby.


It's like they somehow don't realize that men are by far the majority consumers of science fiction.
tysker
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It's like this generation of movie makers don't know their cinema history. Let's not forget Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor.

And more recently:
Charlize Theron in Fury Road
Emily Blunt in Edge of Tomorrow
Amy Adams in Arrival

There are always strong and unique female characters in sci-fi.
rocky the dog
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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tysker said:

It's like this generation of movie makers don't know their cinema history. Let's not forget Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor.

And more recently:
Charlize Theron in Fury Road
Emily Blunt in Edge of Tomorrow
Amy Adams in Arrival

There are always strong and unique female characters in sci-fi.




And who can forget Barbarella?
ABATTBQ11
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annie88 said:




These people don't make men uncomfortable. They make them exasperated and annoyed.
japantiger
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annie88 said:

They keep trying to push all these women in these Marvel and Star Wars movies. And it never works and then they turn around and blame everyone for being misogynists.

Just getting so sick of all these women crying boo-hoo over stuff like this. There are so many different types of movies out there for everyone, quit, trying to demasculinize everything.

I'm sure next they'll make a movie about the Civil War soon with gay black fat women playing Grant and Lee.
FIFY
“It was miraculous. It was almost no trick at all, he saw, to turn vice into virtue and slander into truth, impotence into abstinence, arrogance into humility, plunder into philanthropy, thievery into honor, blasphemy into wisdom, brutality into patriotism, and sadism into justice. Anybody could do it; it required no brains at all. It merely required no character.”
Joseph Heller, Catch 22
CDUB98
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japantiger said:

annie88 said:

They keep trying to push all these women in these Marvel and Star Wars movies. And it never works and then they turn around and blame everyone for being misogynists.

Just getting so sick of all these women crying boo-hoo over stuff like this. There are so many different types of movies out there for everyone, quit, trying to demasculinize everything.

I'm sure next they'll make a movie about the Civil War soon with gay black fat women playing Grant and Lee.
FIFY
Exactly!! Stick a chick in it, and make her gay!!
Urban Ag
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annie88 said:

They keep trying to push all these women in these Marvel and Star Wars movies. And it never works and then they turn around and blame everyone for being misogynists.

Just getting so sick of all these women crying boo-hoo over stuff like this. There are so many different types of movies out there for everyone, quit, trying to demasculinize everything.

I'm sure next they'll make a movie about the Civil War soon with women playing Grant and Lee.
The latest Marvel film with the all female leads bombed. As I understand it, it was the worst financially performing film in the entire MCU going back to its inception in 2008 (nearly 30 films total).

As I pointed out on the other board, you created a big budget super hero movie starring pretty much all females. You marketed in to girls/women. And it bombed, badly. Like epic fail.

Sorry you don't get to blame boys for this. It bombed because girls didn't want to see it. LOL.
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annie88
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Now that is funny.

I don't know if this guy is being funny or serious, but in case you didn't know…

“My philopsophy is this: Its none of my business what people say of me or think of me. I am what I am and I do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. And it makes life so much easier." ~ Sir Anthony Hopkins
Malibu
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Dispatches from behind the Blue Curtain...everyone I speak to (that is normally more liberal than me) is sick of this. Tell good stories. Have epic fights and blow things up. Stop preaching to your audience. Or if you do preach, it better becoming from Margot Robbie's voice in an interesting and novel concept that isn't a remake/derivative of something that used to be cool 10 years ago.

Harvard, Disney, etc. are so progressively insular that cannot hear the rest of us at best rolling our eyes as we skip the latest installment of woke Jedis, and at worst becoming hostile to what used to be a family friendly brand. At some point I think the shareholders are derelict if they don't step in and end this nonsense.
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LMCane
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the last three Star Wars all had a female lead

NOT FEMINIST ENOUGH
TxAgPreacher
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I wont bother to see it just like I didn't see the last one in theatres.

It's all non canon as far as I'm concerned.
Aggie Joe 93
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Every white man will be weak and evil.

Every woman will be smart, strong, and good.

I'll be quite comfortable not watching it and doing things I like to do.
UAS Ag
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Aggie Joe 93 said:

Every white man will be weak and evil.

Every woman will be smart, strong, and good.

I'll be quite comfortable not watching it and doing things I like to do.
You mean like commercials since the 80s?
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Teslag said:

The most recent trilogy plus Rogue One had female leads. And the worst movie (The Last Jedi) was so woke it damn near ruined the franchise and they had to spend the entire last movie retconning the whole thing because it was total garbage.
The problem with TLJ wasn't that it was woke (it wasn't, especially), it just sucked and was all over the place and basically tore down everything the first sequel was setting up, which is real bad for trying to make a coherent trilogy. Still can't believe they went in knowing it was going to be three movies and just figured they'd wing it each time instead of settling on a story arc in advance and building around that.
 
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