David Spade and Dana Carvey on Covid

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This was funny but painful because it was so true.


"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

Ronald Reagan
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That's awesome! I guess if your career is pretty much over you can be brave and say things you really want to say.
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That's good. Both of those guys are comic icons.

Both could use a haircut. If COVID is over, people should get back to normal personal housekeeping. Instead many remind me of Howard Hughes late in life.

Speaking of, how would Mr. Hughes have handled the COVID years?
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ts5641 said:

That's awesome! I guess if your career is pretty much over you can be brave and say things you really want to say.
Or if you have FU money which I'm sure both of these guys have. Maybe it's the same thing.
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ts5641 said:

That's awesome! I guess if your career is pretty much over you can be brave and say things you really want to say.
It's more that it's becoming more acceptable.
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And for even saying anything like that during covid you were banned from social media - that's how insane the tyranny was
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AGHouston11 said:

And for even saying anything like that during covid you were banned from social media - that's how insane the tyranny was
The tyranny is still in motion
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AGHouston11 said:

And for even saying anything like that during covid you were banned from social media - that's how insane the tyranny was
There's certain places here you still can't say it.
Trump will fix it.
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fka ftc said:

That's good. Both of those guys are comic icons.

Both could use a haircut. If COVID is over, people should get back to normal personal housekeeping. Instead many remind me of Howard Hughes late in life.

Speaking of, how would Mr. Hughes have handled the COVID years?



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wish more celebs that low IQ people worship would be vocal and honest about covid (and all the other political insanity going on)
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They knew there was no immunity.

Evil bureaucratic ****s looking to demolish the world while making a buck off of death
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fka ftc said:

That's good. Both of those guys are comic icons.

Both could use a haircut. If COVID is over, people should get back to normal personal housekeeping. Instead many remind me of Howard Hughes late in life.

Speaking of, how would Mr. Hughes have handled the COVID years?

Look at these freakin hippy slobs


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aggie93 said:

This was funny but painful because it was so true.





That was awesome. And so true

It's amazing that Dana Carvey is 68 years old. David Spade is 58. They actually both look really good.
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ts5641 said:

That's awesome! I guess if your career is pretty much over you can be brave and say things you really want to say.


Where did you get that idea?

They both have current stand up tours.

Their careers are not over.

Not even close to it.

It's interesting how they and Rob Schneider have been very outspoken against a lot of this bull***** SNL alums.
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BG Knocc Out said:

fka ftc said:

That's good. Both of those guys are comic icons.

Both could use a haircut. If COVID is over, people should get back to normal personal housekeeping. Instead many remind me of Howard Hughes late in life.

Speaking of, how would Mr. Hughes have handled the COVID years?

Look at these freakin hippy slobs



Anybody check the BMI on Benjamin Franklin?
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These two were the last of the best generation of SNL. Dana is set for life with his SNL and Wayne's World money, and Spade has done a ton of comedy classics. I also heard Spade was our generation's Chevy Chase, as in he's a royal ass hole off the set. Seems fun, though.

Love the Fauci impersonation!
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Thinning hair guys and the bald hate when we rock our gorgeous locks
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When David Spade was on "8 Simple Rules", I walked around a corner in The Disney Commissary at a high rate of speed and almost flattened him.

The strange part was that in that split second while I was about to knock him on his ass, I thought he looked familiar.

Three steps past him, I realized who it was and felt like a moron. After that, I started slowing down when I enter buildings.
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Both could use a haircut. If COVID is over, people should get back to normal personal housekeeping. Instead many remind me of Howard Hughes late in life.

Meh. Going long enough without a regular good haircut, I think most dudes figured out that most other people don't really care about how our hair looks. Just break out the scissors or clippers every now and then instead of booking an appointment, having to talk about the "look" you're going for, then being expected to tip.

Obviously, some professions are more image and hair-conscious than others, but most people don't care that much as long as you don't reek.

*It is funny sometimes running into someone I haven't seen in a couple years and being like, "whoa, when did you become a greying lumberjack?"
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Truth. I just got a haircut yesterday for the first time and months.

I think maybe it through me since they both had the same "look".
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annie88 said:

ts5641 said:

That's awesome! I guess if your career is pretty much over you can be brave and say things you really want to say.


Where did you get that idea?

They both have current stand up tours.

Their careers are not over.

Not even close to it.

It's interesting how they and Rob Schneider have been very outspoken against a lot of this bull***** SNL alums.


I'm guessing this is because they are from the era of SNL when everyone was fair game.
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YouBet said:

annie88 said:

ts5641 said:

That's awesome! I guess if your career is pretty much over you can be brave and say things you really want to say.


Where did you get that idea?

They both have current stand up tours.

Their careers are not over.

Not even close to it.

It's interesting how they and Rob Schneider have been very outspoken against a lot of this bull***** SNL alums.


I'm guessing this is because they are from the era of SNL when everyone was fair game.


Yep. If a Republican president had made the amount of gaffes and bull**** that Biden does, it would've been nonstop on their show but yet all they could do is keep picking on Trump.

I haven't watched SNL in decades, but at least Alec Baldwin got knocked down a bit. Too bad he's not really gonna be charged with a real crime just like Hunter. It's (D)ifferent.
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I'm way overdue for a professional clean up. Trying to be patient enough to grow it out enough to undue some self-inflicted damage.
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Did Spade grow a beard just so you could tell them apart?
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Quote:

I'm guessing this is because they are from the era of SNL when everyone was fair game.
Norm MacDonald's weekly eviscerating of the Clintons was good times.

Every now and then a liberal comedian will go after a Democrat, and that's a good thing. We need more of it.


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HollywoodBQ said:


Anybody check the BMI on Benjamin Franklin?
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aggie93 said:

This was funny but painful because it was so true.



Carvey is a legend.

I don't think it's a coincidence that so many of those SNL standouts from the 90's like Carvey, Norm, Spade, Sandler, Miller, Schneider, Jackson, Farley and others weren't committed leftists. They would make fun of everyone. And many of them today are actually right of center. Comedy wasn't about petty partisan games like it is with most comedians today.
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annie88 said:

YouBet said:

annie88 said:

ts5641 said:

That's awesome! I guess if your career is pretty much over you can be brave and say things you really want to say.


Where did you get that idea?

They both have current stand up tours.

Their careers are not over.

Not even close to it.

It's interesting how they and Rob Schneider have been very outspoken against a lot of this bull***** SNL alums.


I'm guessing this is because they are from the era of SNL when everyone was fair game.


Yep. If a Republican president had made the amount of gaffes and bull**** that Biden does, it would've been nonstop on their show but yet all they could do is keep picking on Trump.

I haven't watched SNL in decades, but at least Alec Baldwin got knocked down a bit. Too bad he's not really gonna be charged with a real crime just like Hunter. It's (D)ifferent.


If SNL wasn't part of the D machine, they could easily do 24 hours a day of skits picking on this clown show. The writers could work part-time with half their brain tied behind their back. (Rip Rush)

What a waste of good material.
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Apache said:

Quote:

I'm guessing this is because they are from the era of SNL when everyone was fair game.
Norm MacDonald's weekly eviscerating of the Clintons was good times.

Every now and then a liberal comedian will go after a Democrat, and that's a good thing. We need more of it.



It's funny how the tone with Biden was different when he was just the goof under Obama. Even left-leaning comedians like Robin Williams would mock old Joe:



Then all of a sudden Biden runs against Trump and the comedy fell silent. Almost as miraculous as the entertainment industry finding Trump's personality entertaining and authentic...until he ran for office as a Republican and then miraculously became evil and life-long Hitler.
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It's a good one....Piglet gets lost
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Instead of being arrested for crimes against humanity Fauci is now on faculty at Georgetown University.
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Those dudes are legendary funny.

No one was safe. They made fun of everyone...They made fun of the absurdity of it all.

Now...crack a joke about anything not pre-approved, and you are black balled.

What a tolerant society.
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Their podcast "Fly on the Wall" is pretty awesome.
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Jon Stewart did it better on Colbert. The funniest part is that Colbert has no idea how to respond with Stewart roaming so far off the reservation of acceptable talking points...

Jon Stewart On Vaccine Science And The Wuhan Lab Theory - YouTube
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Gigem314 said:

aggie93 said:

This was funny but painful because it was so true.



Carvey is a legend.

I don't think it's a coincidence that so many of those SNL standouts from the 90's like Carvey, Norm, Spade, Sandler, Miller, Schneider, Jackson, Farley and others weren't committed leftists. They would make fun of everyone. And many of them today are actually right of center. Comedy wasn't about petty partisan games like it is with most comedians today.

Obama killed it. He was the first President they refused to make fun of and now they don't make fun of any Democrats. Most comedy today looks like Soviet style TV skits.
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

Ronald Reagan
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