Elon vs. Zuck - Cage Match

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wessimo
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9:19p, 6/21/23
Who ya got?

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Kunkle for Congress TX-34
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9:20p, 6/21/23
Pshhh Musk is bigger than he looks on camera. Zuck is smaller than he looks on camera. Mass wins in my opinion...and physics.
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In reply to Kunkle for Congress TX-34 • 9:35p, 6/21/23
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In reply to Bonus Hole • 9:36p, 6/21/23
Haha the guy is practically rolling over for him
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Muy
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9:40p, 6/21/23
Give Musk some time to train in this and he'll kill Data. Zuckerberg isn't dealing with an aggressor in this video, but a trainer who is letting him practice moves on him.
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9:42p, 6/21/23


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Muy
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9:44p, 6/21/23
Zuckerberg is mad
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sam callahan
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9:49p, 6/21/23
Dude had to have a booster seat when he testified before congress
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10:00p, 6/21/23
While I'd like nothing more than to see Elon embarrass Zuck, y'all do realize he actually won a jiu jitsu tournament recently?
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In reply to Muy • 10:06p, 6/21/23
As much as I hate to admit it, Data's Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu isn't bad for being a brand new blue belt with only a year or so of experience. If he keeps training with Dave Camarillo, Mikey Musumeci, (the guy in the video), etc.....he'll be a beast in a couple years.
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10:06p, 6/21/23
Musk should only agree to fight if Zuck agrees to release all internal communications of staff of CTCL and communications between CTCL staff and state election officials and Zuck/Chan foundation staff on Twitter.
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In reply to Muy • 10:10p, 6/21/23
Muy said:
Zuckerberg is mad
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10:16p, 6/21/23
Zuckenberg maybe should be covered up with 500 million dollars worth of voting drop boxes and see if he can get out
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10:22p, 6/21/23
Elon needs to start training with Rogan if he hasn't already.



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BG Knocc Out
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10:36p, 6/21/23
Also, it's not "toxic masculinity" when a pos dem does it. The same pathetic hypocrites who would lose their sh** if Elon responded in this manner are pumping their noodle arms in celebration over this.
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In reply to BG Knocc Out • 10:43p, 6/21/23
BG Knocc Out said:
Also, it's not "toxic masculinity" when a pos dem does it. The same pathetic hypocrites who would lose their sh** if Elon responded in this manner are pumping their noodle arms in celebration over this.


As usual, it's (D)ifferent.
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In reply to Bonus Hole • 10:46p, 6/21/23
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12:23a, 6/22/23
Wait, I thought Elon was going to fight Putin?
No, I don't care what CNN or MSNBC said this time
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In reply to Bonus Hole • 12:33a, 6/22/23
AgsOnDeck said:

Yeah, that's not gay
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12:48a, 6/22/23
Beta Zuck is almost as pathetic as beta Bezos…billionaires desperately trying to overcome their beta-ness
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12:59a, 6/22/23
Musk has nothing to gain by fighting Zuck. Zuck is just big mad. His platform doesn't control the narrative. And neither will his new one.
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In reply to Bonus Hole • 3:59a, 6/22/23
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9:58a, 6/22/23
What is BJJ?
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In reply to aggiehawg • 10:07a, 6/22/23
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
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In reply to aggiehawg • 10:11a, 6/22/23
aggiehawg said:
What is BJJ?


https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=bjj
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In reply to TAMUallen • 10:15a, 6/22/23
TAMUallen said:
Haha the guy is practically rolling over for him
Of course he is, that's how a relative novice learns from a master. You don't have to be good enough to tap your teacher out before you get to practice catching them in a submission.
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10:32a, 6/22/23
That video is hilarious.

Billionaire paying a trained fighter to pretend to fight, roll around on the ground together and act like what Zuck is doing is super good and tough.

Wasn't this part of the plot to Gladiator, where the cowardly prince had soldiers pretending to let him beat them at sword fighting?

I'm pretty confident I could go to any playground in America and find several teenagers capable of beating Zuck to a pulp
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In reply to FrioAg 00 • 10:44a, 6/22/23
I'm pretty sure Musumeci tapped Zuckerberg in about 10 seconds while going about 5% so clearly he didn't get the memo about letting Zuck win haha. I wonder if he's been heard from since…..
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Definitely Not A Cop
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10:53a, 6/22/23
Zuck anytime he gets tapped.

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11:07a, 6/22/23
Musk needs to win via striking, Zuck needs to take it to the ground for a submission.
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Ag with kids
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In reply to [removed post] • 11:09a, 6/22/23
PA24 said:
Elton is horrible shape, he would get his ass embarrassed by A.I. Marky
Not if he does The Walrus...
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In reply to [removed post] • 11:09a, 6/22/23
Agree. A BJJ blue belt can hold their own against most untrained opponents. Plus droids never run out of cardio and don't feel pain.
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11:10a, 6/22/23
zuck is younger, in better shape, and already has several years of martial arts training and a tournament win under his belt
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11:12a, 6/22/23
I love that this board ****s on billionaire zuck for paying a pro fighter to teach him, but at the same time think fat out of shape elon can kick his ass.
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