AgsOnDeck said:

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Mark Zuckerberg training with BJJ world champion Mikey Musumeci pic.twitter.com/plE3CUpoP7

— Bloody Elbow (@BloodyElbow) June 17, 2023

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This puts off a huge Dodgeball Purple Cobras vibe.

Didn't think this thread would be such a bat signal to our lefties.

It's not lefty to think government boy elon would get his out of shape ass kicked

Preview of the Zuckerberg / @elonmusk cage fight. pic.twitter.com/Chj3ibHu0g

— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) June 22, 2023

Question. Would fighting like this be against the rules?

PA24 said:

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Elton is horrible shape, he would get his ass embarrassed by A.I. Marky

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Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting!

Mr Mojo Risin said:

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Didn't think this thread would be such a bat signal to our lefties.

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They can't help but come and white-knight for Zuck. It's comical.

I care more about Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu than I do about any political issue haha.

That being said, an MMA fight between two untrained and out of shape billionaires would be hilarious and awful at the same time.

elon musk nervously checking whether the Delaware Chancery Court can force him to fight mark zuckerberg

— Will Oremus (@WillOremus) June 22, 2023

I'm old 47-year-old bear but I'm strong please let me get in the rain with Mark Zuckerberg
I have never been trained in anything bute football.

Regardless of the outcome, the fact checkers will tell us that Mark won.

Such a weird deal. Would love to see a navy seal challenge zuck.

Well Zuck is a robot soooo Musk would crush his knuckles hitting metal.

I'm still so confused. Verge is a real website best I recollect, so that tells me that zuck actually does want to fight musk. How is this real? If this sub thing wasn't going in I feel like this would be wall to wall coverage. Billionaire techie fight? Hilarious.

Things took a turn for the weird(er)

And there should definitely be oil involved :)

— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@jordanbpeterson) June 22, 2023

Musk's mom has shut down the fight.

Source?

Mrs Musk.

Uh oh, the Zuck's been training.

Daddy said:

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I'm old 47-year-old bear but I'm strong please let me get in the rain with Mark Zuckerberg
I have never been trained in anything bute football.

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Then sorry, but you'd probably get ****ed up.

As Sweep mentioned above, BJJ isn't some cardio boxing, Tae Kwon Do, etc martial art. You actually have to fight to move up in belt.

The average blue belt would literally kill 99% of people walking the planet. It is always funny watching the new 250 lb former football player gasping for air and looking incredulous when the 18 year old, 130 lb kid takes their back and sinks the choke in. It is humbling and most quit inside a month.

It's also fun when that 250lb former player learns BJJ and combines it with his natural ability and dominates the 130lbwr.

Zuck has been training for a while but Elon has had offers from guys like Royce Gracie. Honestly I think it would get a ton of visibility and if they could donate a lot to charity I am game.

Hate to say it guys, but unless Musk went thru an actual serious training camp similar to what professional fighters do, and has a lot of natural ability where he can learn faster than typical fighters, little Meta man probably wins. I'd love to see Musk whoop his a$$ just like most of you, but that's just not the reality. Anybody who's even dabbled in amateur combat sports and/or martial arts can tell you that. Elon is just too physically soft and out of shape, and has no training at all (that we know of). So even though Meta soy boy is still relatively inexperienced/new in his bjj training, and looks pretty weak in those videos, the fact that he has at least some formal training and competition experience is a huge difference maker. I'm still highly intrigued to see this if it actually comes to fruition....

He also threw his back out trying to body slam a sumo wrestler his wife hired for his birthday several years ago

rocky the dog said:

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wessimo said:

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Who ya got?

This would be hilarious 🤣

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 22, 2023

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Musk and Zuckerberg both recently trained with lex friedman. .

Zuck reminds me of the nerdy kid that thinks they are a badass after taking karate for a couple of years.

No one cares if you could beat up Elon... and it also makes you look stupid since you apparently need to resort to violence.

Makes me think of the old 'MTV Celebrity Deathmatch'

Adverse Event said:

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Musk and Zuckerberg both recently trained with lex friedman. .

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GSP offered to train Musk

Quote:

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Leeeet's Get it on!

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Musk

AgsOnDeck said:

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Mark Zuckerberg training with BJJ world champion Mikey Musumeci pic.twitter.com/plE3CUpoP7

— Bloody Elbow (@BloodyElbow) June 17, 2023

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Mikey Musumeci weighs 134 lbs. Zuck looks like he weighs about 145-150 lbs. musk is probably up around 190# or so. He's not terribly fit but he weighs almost a third more than Zuck.