Too fat to fly? Sue the airlines!

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LeonardSkinner
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In reply to Tea Party • 11:39p, 6/14/23
Tea Party said:
Is fat a protected class?

/s

Protected against icy arctic waters.
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Jock 07
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11:39p, 6/14/23
Make rivalries great again. Although it's a true shame that BI won't be there to completely disembowel dumbass sip like in the old days.
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In reply to torrid • 11:43p, 6/14/23
torrid said:
Every time I fly, I always fear getting to my seat and seeing something like this.


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11:47p, 6/14/23
Thank God she wore a mask to protect her health
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In reply to FloridaAg77 • 11:51p, 6/14/23
Ralph79 said:
I hate what this world has become.

It's not all bad.... im only about 40 pounds overweight and a I definitely would love to sue Spirit for the toothpick sized seats with no legroom at all I have suffered through.
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In reply to Big_Time_Timmy_Jim • 11:55p, 6/14/23
Big_Time_Timmy_Jim said:
Thank God she wore a mask to protect her health
Yes. Her weight is one thing...... clearly..... COVID is/was 500 times more dangerous.
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In reply to YouBet • 12:23a, 6/15/23
YouBet said:
C@LAg said:
She should fly the Blue Angels special.

If you know, you know.



As someone who is currently in Pensacola, I get this joke.

Fat Albert said nope. Bring in a C-5.
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12:42a, 6/15/23
You're actually getting two seats, not one.

Do these same people complain about having to pay for twice as much food also?
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4:23a, 6/15/23
Cargo hold?
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4:24a, 6/15/23
It could be worse.

She could have an emotional support animal.
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Jack Squat 83
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4:47a, 6/15/23
I can bring myself to make fun of her size and/or appearance, but has she ever heard of R&L Carriers?

Seriously, it's one thing to fly when you're seriously overweight but how shameless do you have to be to bring even more attention to yourself with this stuff. Cut back on the carbs, lady....and live.
I don't think you know me.
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Doc Hayworth
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6:23a, 6/15/23
Looks like she ate the person sitting next to her.
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6:27a, 6/15/23


A classic, though he has a few other rants/bits that are related. Caution; that is Bill Burr, it's NSFW language/not for the weak of heart who might be offended by any given thing.
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7:24a, 6/15/23
She is *****ing about the seat size and this is her boarding the plane through the door…

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7:38a, 6/15/23
Here is your experience when you sit closer to a SOG:
https://texags.com/forums/6/topics/537792
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7:38a, 6/15/23
She is complaining about having to buy two seats, but she is literally taking up TWO SEATS!!!!!
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In reply to FloridaAg77 • 7:42a, 6/15/23
Ralph79 said:
I hate what this world has become.

immediately thought of the opening scene to The Ugly Truth here with this.....watch until the first minute and youll see why but it's all decently funny.....and also NSFW....

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8:30a, 6/15/23
if this wins can normal sized people identify as plus sized for the extra room to stretch out?
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8:37a, 6/15/23
Fares should be based on square inches of skin.
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In reply to zoneag • 8:39a, 6/15/23
zoneag said:
Anyone sitting next to that orca is definitely not getting the "same experience" as other passengers
I had to stand up in the rear galley on a flight from Atlanta to Philly because of this very thing. Took off and landed sitting next to the flight attendant buckled into the bench in the back of the plane. She said "You can't do this." I said," Do I have any other choice?"
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In reply to Rattler12 • 8:46a, 6/15/23
Rattler12 said:
zoneag said:
Anyone sitting next to that orca is definitely not getting the "same experience" as other passengers
I had to stand up in the rear galley on a flight from Atlanta to Philly because of this very thing. Took off and landed sitting next to the flight attendant buckled into the bench in the back of the plane. She said "You can't do this." I said," Do I have any other choice?"
Imagine this woman in an ER or intensive care.
How many nurses and assistants would be needed to not just move this patent, but just to roll her over?
She wants to talk fair? She has to understand her choices effect others.
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In reply to [removed post] • 8:57a, 6/15/23
C@LAg said:
TexasAggiesWin said:
Can skinny people sue airlines for not being able to sit in seats as well!
can us talls sue because we have **** for leg room
Tall is a pain in the ass. Cars, chairs too freaking low, counters. I look at the 5'8" people with envy.
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9:00a, 6/15/23
Can't control height but weight is.

Nothing good about obesity unless impending famine.
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In reply to TxAggieBand85 • 9:05a, 6/15/23
TxAggieBand85 said:
C@LAg said:
TexasAggiesWin said:
Can skinny people sue airlines for not being able to sit in seats as well!
can us talls sue because we have **** for leg room
Tall is a pain in the ass. Cars, chairs too freaking low, counters. I look at the 5'8" people with envy.
Yep. In 2010 took a flight to Vietnam - coach. Isle seat. Women next to me had a toddler.

I'm 6'5
Nobody cares. Work Harder
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In reply to sleepybeagle • 9:10a, 6/15/23
sleepybeagle said:

She has to understand her choices effect others.
Said no liberal ever...
Nobody cares. Work Harder
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9:17a, 6/15/23
What happens if you put your armrest down and tell her "I paid for this seat, you paid for that one. What does your ticket say"?
Being in TexAgs jail changes a man……..no, not really
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In reply to B-1 83 • 9:17a, 6/15/23
B-1 83 said:
What happens if you put your armrest down and tell her "I paid for this seat, you paid for that one. What does your ticket say"?
She might eat you
Nobody cares. Work Harder
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9:23a, 6/15/23
I can't figure out what's so special about her. Why can't she just ride in the freight car like the rest of the circus elephants?
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In reply to [removed post] • 9:31a, 6/15/23
C@LAg said:
TexasAggiesWin said:
Can skinny people sue airlines for not being able to sit in seats as well!
can us talls sue because we have **** for leg room
100% this. Although it is funny when the person in front of me gets pissed off when they think I am actively trying to prevent them from reclining their seat. I only wish my knees weren't buried into the seat in front of me
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In reply to BlueSmoke • 9:37a, 6/15/23
BlueSmoke said:
B-1 83 said:
What happens if you put your armrest down and tell her "I paid for this seat, you paid for that one. What does your ticket say"?
She might eat you
Those that know me irl likely got a chuckle out of that.
Being in TexAgs jail changes a man……..no, not really
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In reply to bmc13 • 9:41a, 6/15/23
bmc13 said:
if this wins can normal sized people identify as plus sized for the extra room to stretch out?
The seat next to her will still be sold.

Airlines will start charging extra for passengers to choose not to be sit next to a fat person.

First Class +1000
Business Class +500
Economy - extra leg room +100
Economy - aisle or window +75
Economy - not next to fat person +50
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9:42a, 6/15/23
I am on flights all the time that are completely full. I've never seen it happen, but what would they do if there literally couldn't fit all the ticket holders on the flight because there were a couple of bohemoths that took up two seats? Kick off the bohemoths and make them get an extra ticket on another flight? I've never considered the possibility until I saw this thread.
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9:43a, 6/15/23
If you hungover I bet she''d give you a hit off her O2
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In reply to Yellerjacket • 9:58a, 6/15/23
Yellerjacket said:
I am on flights all the time that are completely full. I've never seen it happen, but what would they do if there literally couldn't fit all the ticket holders on the flight because there were a couple of bohemoths that took up two seats? Kick off the bohemoths and make them get an extra ticket on another flight? I've never considered the possibility until I saw this thread.
See above. Been there done that. You either stand up or sit on the FA's bench. My problem was a guy that had difficulty even getting down the aisle. They had to round up 3 seat belt extensions for him. He had to weigh 450
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