torrid said:
Every time I fly, I always fear getting to my seat and seeing something like this.

I had a deposition in California from Atlanta (read: LONG FLIGHT) one time. Co-counsel and I were working on the way out so we got first class for more room to work.
I was happy about first class on the way back to have a few drinks and the extra room is always awesome. We got done a little early and co-counsel had little kids so he wanted to see if catch an earlier flight. I think they had some kind of event he was going to miss. I said fine.
Not only did his secretary not get the early flight, she somehow F'ed up the current flight so we lost first class. We also now weren't sitting together. I agreed to take the seat farther back so he could get to the event sooner.
I was in the very back of the plane, next to the window. The middle seat was open, and the aisle had another dude there. They were about to close the door and I hear the guy in the aisle seat say, "OH GOD NO! Please God No!"
A woman that looked like that waddled down the aisle. She reeked of B.O. and farted during the flight. Her fat rolls were spilling over and touching me the whole flight. The stewardess took pity on me and the other guy and gave us free drinks. I got drunk on vodka. Most miserable flight I've ever had. It was worse knowing I had a first class seat.
Yeah, yeah, I voted for this. :(