Libs: anything a kid says has to be true and enabled

5,151 Views | 72 Replies | Last: 1 yr ago by P.H. Dexippus
The Porkchop Express
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Need to get back to the mentality of when I was 5 years old and told my dad I wanted to be a dinosaur when I grew up and he told me that not only was that impossible but also stupid.
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MaroonStain
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Slicing, chopping and injecting children is not healthcare. It is an abomination and true evil.
P.H. Dexippus
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Things my kids want to do that, having seen the light, I now will encourage:
  • playing with the wall sockets
  • playing in the street
  • grabbing knives and hot cookware from the counter/stove
  • opening the kitchen cabinets and opening/tasting all solvents
  • standing on the open dishwasher door
  • eating dirt
  • never having to go #2 in a toilet rather than a pullup/diaper
  • licking the inside of the trainer potty
  • splashing their hands in the toilet bowl water
  • running through the house with toothbrushes in their mouths
  • leaping between pieces of furniture
  • using my power tools without supervision
  • not eating their vegtables

Mistaken ideas my kids have that, having seen the light, I now will indulge:
  • they are dinosaurs
  • they are lions
  • their baby sister is a monster
  • when mom leaves the house to run errands, she's not coming back home
  • when mom gets a cold, it's life-threatening
  • if they fail the first time they try something, they should just give up
  • if they whine and moan enough, they can get their way on anything
 
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