https://www.foxnews.com/us/married-connecticut-lunch-lady-allegedly-sexually-assaulted-student-sent-nude-images-months-cops

The lunch lady is banging students now. Rule #1 in the article.

Sloppy Joe, slop-sloppy joe.

Nice.

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I don't recall any lunch ladies that looked like that when I was in school. They were all pretty homely.

Where we these lunch ladies when I was eating square pizza?

Not guilty.

All our lunch ladies were overweight with hair nets and looked like someone's grandma.

These boys need to stop complaining about hot teachers and lunch ladies

Texasclipper said:

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I don't recall any lunch ladies that looked like that when I was in school. They were all pretty homely.

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I thought it was a job requirement.

Wow, the term lunch lady has to be on the chopping block nowadays, right? What Newspeak alternative do we have for that?

I went to the lunch line with the old fat lady. I knew she put extra love into the square pizza and Salisbury steak and rolls

Gordon Bombay said:

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These boys need to stop complaining about hot teachers and lunch ladies

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Boys that age can't keep their mouths shut and brag to their friends. Then it gets around and someone has to do something about it.

What would you know? You went to school when the light bulb was being perfected and running water was a thing.

Decay said:

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Wow, the term lunch lady has to be on the chopping block nowadays, right? What Newspeak alternative do we have for that?

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Gender neutral nutrition specialist

One of, if not the best SNL skit of all time.

Emotional Support Cobra said:

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Sloppy Joe, slop-sloppy joe.

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More like…sloppy hoe…sloppy sloppy hoe…

Not a typical day in…lunch lady land.

Niiiiiiiiice.

I would have eaten that lunch for sure

Hot rolls, butter and milk.

It's 100% Arby's roast beef….

I'd enjoy her hoagies and grind her.

Why is this so universally shunned but sexually explicit books in middle school libraries and grooming kids is ok for some people?

As far as lunch ladies go, this has to be a 10, right?!

Confused about these replies, if it was a lunch man I know they'd be quite different.

I'd show her how yesterday's meat loaf is today's sloppy Joe

Or something

But seriously, imagine the male cook was banging...

Do they still allow teachers to smoke cigarettes on school property?

"Please, Miss, can I have some more?"

B-1 83 said:

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"Please, Miss, can I have some more?"

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… If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?
You! Yes, you behind the bike stands
Stand still, laddy!

TXAGFAN said:

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Confused about these replies, if it was a lunch man I know they'd be quite different.

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Not sure why it's confusing.

Quite a few people here very okay with statutory rape.

Only if she's hot and I'm the one being statutorily raped.

Mikeyshooter said:

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TXAGFAN said:

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Confused about these replies, if it was a lunch man I know they'd be quite different.

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Not sure why it's confusing.

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Well......................TXAGFAN is not wrong.

If the lunch person was male, the jokes would not be flowing. I mean come on. I am as non-PC/woke as you can be but let's be honest. If a 31 year old male school employee was banging a 14 year old girl this board would want him swinging from a light standard.

I have teenage boys. I actually have a 14 year old. If he was seduced by a 31 year old school employee I would not even have to claim what I would do because I would be at the WilCo lockup trying to pay the bail on my wife for murder charges.

and as aside, the gal is not bad looking by any means but she aint all that either (she does look like something might be wrong with her thyroid or a fatbomb is close). Further, she is an absolute nutjob for desiring 14 year old boys. That's just f'd up. I mean really f'd up.