Woke vandals acquire next target: Wizard of Oz

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coconutED
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Director Promises Homosexuality in 'Wizard of Oz' Remake
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Kenya Barris, the director of the upcoming Wizard of Oz remake, has promised to inject homosexuality into the classic children's film.

This week, Barris said to far-left Variety, "[W]e're going to turn a mirror on where we're at right now and take disparate characters from the LGBTQ community, from different cultural communities and socioeconomic communities, and tell a story that reflects the world. I think this is the best time to do that."

TexAgs91
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I thought Toto was already gay no?
torrid
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I thought the Tin Man from the original was already woke.
Moe Jzyslak
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One of the most overrated movies of all time
Martin Q. Blank
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Dorothy: If the Wizard is a Wizard who will serve?
Scarecrow: Then I'm sure to get a brain
Tin Man: A heart,
Dorothy: A home,
Cowardly Lion: The nerve
Groomer: Big tits and a vagina
CDUB98
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How do you make that thing any more gay?
Rapier108
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And it will flop dramatically, which will be blamed on racism and "homophobia."
"If you will not fight for right when you can easily win without blood shed; if you will not fight when your victory is sure and not too costly; you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance of survival. There may even be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves." - Sir Winston Churchill
BBRex
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"Africa" is a terrible song, but I don't think that makes them gay.
Urban Ag
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CDUB98 said:

How do you make that thing any more gay?
Exactly. The Wizard of Oz is just flat out creepy and weird and already gayed up. Let em have it.
A Net Full of Jello
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Tin man will have two nuts and a bolt ready for scarecrow. The Witch will be so distracted by her desire for beastiality with the lion that she won't see the bucket of water being thrown on her. The Wizard ended up in Oz because the people back home kept misgendering him with the wrong pronouns. Now THAT Is the movie American's have been asking to see!
BadMoonRisin
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Makes a movie literally no one except for maybe 5% of the population is actually willing to see.

After the movie bombs: "We blame review-bombing, anti-LGBTQ right-winger, white nationalist trolls for the movie not doing well."

Rinse and repeat.
titan
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Rapier108 said:

And it will flop dramatically, which will be blamed on racism and "homophobia."
So true.

And Wizard of Oz is a classic from a different era. It would never fly now if not already established.

Wouldn't even give a re-make consideration if it came on TV free after watching a football game.
TexasAggiesWin
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So, Dorothy is going to have a house fall on her and the Wicked Lesbian Witch of the East will go woke with the Munchkins?
DrEvazanPhD
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Casting -
Dorothy: RuPaul
Scarecrown - he's dumb with no brain, so that'll be the white, straight male. Probably the dad from modern family
Lion - turns it around, represents, played by CeeLo green
Tin Man - john leguizamo, in his To Wong Fu get up
Toto - a cat
HarryJ33tamu
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I'd feel so embarrassed if I was gay. I don't feel the need to push my lifestyle on anyone. Why is it so important to these people to let everyone (kids in this case) know where they stick their d***? NO ONE GIVES A F***. LEAVE US AND THE KIDS ALONE
Gigem314
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"Pay no attention to that man/woman/nonbinary-person behind the curtain!!"
Emotional Support Cobra
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I think it would be Glinda who would be played by a sparkly drag queen.
AgTrip
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Great as if they didn't freak me out enough as a kid...now we'll have flying monkey pox!!!

lb3
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CDUB98 said:

How do you make that thing any more gay?
The Wizard of Oz made Judy Garland an icon for generations of gay men. They literally can't make that movie more gay friendly.
Saltwater Assassin
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How many times in the original film did the movie address hetero realtionships & or sex?

Zero.

It is a kids movie, WHY DO THEY THINK KIDS NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS????????

Just let kids be kids.
FriskyGardenGnome
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They're obviously unaware that "The Wiz" already exists.
Gigem314
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Instead of poppies, the Wicked Witch of the West will make them walk through a field of...red MAGA hats!
fka ftc
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Not sure Nick Nolte has any role in remake of an iconic film. He looks even worse than the last time I saw a pic of him.
cottonpatchag
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Whole new meaning of " Oz never did give nothing to the Tinman, that he didn't, didn't already have".
AGHouston11
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What the consumer market is not demanding is more of this crap. It's not a mirror of the world it's a mirror of the bubble of Hollywood and what they want to advance.
Tramp96
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torrid said:

I thought the Tin Man from the original was already woke.
This.

The Tin Man was hella gay.
agent-maroon
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Pay no attention to the man behind the curt.. err, inside the closet.
A Net Full of Jello
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Gigem314 said:

Instead of poppies, the Wicked Witch of the West will make them walk through a field of...red MAGA hats!
It's not supposed to be a horror movie!
slatermikan
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This thread is already better than any remake could possibly be. thank ya'll for the great laughs on a Tuesday!
Definitely not in Kansas anymore...cameo by Strong and Sark?
cr06gis
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So I assume no more midjets then? Going to have 6 ft black dudes as the lollipop guild
titan
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slatermikan,

For some reason misread that as `Strozk' ha.
Squadron7
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It's nice that Hillary's flying monkeys have a side gig in the off years.
Deputy Travis Junior
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Completely unrelated but best movie review ever

DallasAg 94
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FrioAg 00
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I honestly already thought this plot was pretty homosexual

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