Is this the beginning of WWIII?

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Stat Monitor Repairman
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Stat Monitor Repairman said:

Stat Monitor Repairman said:




I'm calling for a wellness check on the esteemed scientists and learned professionals at the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists which publish the doomsday clock bulletin.

The last two updates I could find were from 2017 and 2018 during the Trump administration. Strangely enough there have been no updates since then.

So if anybody knows anybody that works over there, now might be a good time to wake 'em up. Don't startle 'em or anything like that. That's not what I'm saying. Just rattle something around and see if they move. Maybe look and see if their chest moving up and down.



Well well well. I guess they finally got around to updating the ol 'doomsday clock' and we got some good news.

After a flurry of activity in 2017, 2018 and 2020, the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists took a look at the global situation in the last few years and made the tough decision that the clock remains unchanged for the second straight year.

Good work by all involved. Outstanding work.



Doomsday Clock to be updated on January 28th at 10am EST.

Any guess as to what they might do?

[You already know]
flakrat
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AG
TRUMP!!!!!!!!!!!! Going to accelerate that clock because of TDS!
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Did the research; will track here for good measure.

Tracking Mentions of Trump in Doomsday Clock Statement put out by the Bureau of the Atomic Scientists by year:

2015: 0 mentions (Trump will never be president)

2017: 9 mentions (peak TDS)

2018: 6 mentions (declining TDS; Trump to be impeached)

2020: 2 mentions (Dead cat bounce; It's over; world safe from Trump)

2023: 0 mentions (Trump under 86 felony indictments and there's no way he'll ever be a threat to humanity again)

2024: 0 mentions (Trump headed to prison; conventional war on three continents, clock not even updated this year)

2025: _________?

LEAN IN THE CAB, WE GOIN' FOR A RECORD!
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Stat Monitor Repairman said:

Did the research; will track here for good measure.

Tracking Mentions of Trump in Doomsday Clock Statement put out by the Bureau of the Atomic Scientists by year:

2015: 0 mentions (Trump will never be president)

2017: 9 mentions (peak TDS)

2018: 6 mentions (declining TDS; Trump to be impeached)

2020: 2 mentions (Dead cat bounce; It's over; world safe from Trump)

2023: 0 mentions (Trump under 86 felony indictments and there's no way he'll ever be a threat to humanity again)

2024: 0 mentions (Trump headed to prison; conventional war on three continents, clock not even updated this year)

2025: _________?

LEAN IN THE CAB, WE GOIN' FOR A RECORD!
The 2025 Doomsday Clock Statement put out by the Bureau of the Atomic Scientists has been released, and in a by shocking turn of events, Donald Trump clocks in with zero (0) mentions. Not a peep about Trump, but nevertheless, they decided to advance the clock by one second as a nominal protest.

Add the Bureau of the Atomic Scientists to the list of people that Trump has broken.
flakrat
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AG
Wow, color me shocked. I was expecting a record number!
Jugstore Cowboy
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AG

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LEAN IN THE CAB, WE GOIN' FOR A RECORD!

Unexpected JJW reference.
IIIHorn
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