torrid said:

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If she called herself Sarah Stronger, she'd have a pretty good porn name.

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Gusher, Stripper, or Cheater would be better.

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She's a Midland 7.5.

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A Karnes County 9 in the dark.



(thank you for that big laugh this afternoon)

This chick has more looks that those SNL actresses.

cevans_40 said:

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AgRebel08 said:

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I'm confused why is everyone angry.

Whats her platform?

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Me too. I wood take her, seriously..........

















But I don't take her seriously

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I've covered the RRC extensively. Her campaign is based mainly on the water quality issues we're having in West and East Texas as a result of the poor record keeping and plugging of wells contaminating groundwater and destroying land. It's been the main platform of competitors and the easiest to hit Christian on.

She's also big on Christian's taking donations from the very entities he's supposed to regulate, something that's been making big headlines in the past couple of months and is illegal in most states (but not Texas).

Boodlum said:

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Having met her a few times and followed some of her stuff on Twitter....she is an absolute idiot.

Shes running due to some abandoned well issues on a womans land out in WTX. She is trying to get Chevron to take responsibility as they should but she is 100% using this woman to get a personal benefit for herself and make a name. Hell, I believe that she is now living on the ranch too. Very odd story.

She also is not a conservative/republican. I believe she is more liberal but is just running as a conservative.

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The Antina Ranch controversy. It's a pretty insane story. The AP had a yuuuge story on the problem a while back. CBS7 in West Texas ran a big special report about similar stuff happening on nearby land. Texas Monthly has been all over it. It's a giant mess out there right now.

The Stars at Night are Big and Bright . . .

Check her background real close, she's no republican or conservative. She tried to make a career as an Environmental Attorney, going after Big Energy in the Austin area for a few years losing on a daily basis. Then she evidently inherited forty acres of desert prairie just south of Midland Odessa and moved out there with her kid and hung out her shingle locally as an attorney and hasn't had a lot of success. So a year ago she's tried to rebrand herself as some sort of Erin Brockovich wannabe, and got on Social Media to try on monetize herself.

Now she got the brilliant Idea to run for the RRC and slowly but sure resorted to twerking and cleavage to try and gain followers, problem is the majority of her followers don't even live in the state, so are useless as voters. So her Hail Mary two days before early voting starts she gets naked n a pumpjack and releases it on her TikTok.


But she's no republican or conservative, but she had zero chance to run as a democrat so she ran as a republican but the liberal nut in her couldn't be contained.

I'm gonna need a longer add without the pop-up blocking the view to decide.

AustinAg008 said:

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Yikes...

And she expects to be taken seriously riding a pump jack naked?

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I'd at least hear her out

LSU education

Just reviewed a resume of a female applicant from LSU. This is pretty much what I had in mind.

Let's hope so!

BAP Enthusiast said:

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When Only Fans rejects your application because you support big oil

The smut within this new age of Republicans leaves little hope for our future. Real “todays libs are tomorrows conservatives” energy 😰 https://t.co/2Kgj53MSL6

— Austin Sarabia 🇻🇦 (@AustinSarabia) February 14, 2022

Lady, you’re naked riding a pumpjack. Small government and property rights are the benefit of a conservative society and not the cause. Culture is downstream of politics. Abortion didn’t drop by 60% because of some massive prolife groundswell, it did because it was illegal.

— RealGregHall (@RealGregHall) February 14, 2022

The absolute state of the Republican Party. Truly incredible that she thought this was a good idea.

Also, we're seeing the future of female campaign ads with this too since it appears the majority of women moving forward will have online nudes everywhere that they posted.

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Link her nudes or I'll be compelled to vote for her

TXAG 05 said:

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AustinAg008 said:

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Yikes...

And she expects to be taken seriously riding a pump jack naked?

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I'd at least hear her out

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You just want to see her stuffing box.

itsyourboypookie said:

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BAP Enthusiast said:

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When Only Fans rejects your application because you support big oil

The smut within this new age of Republicans leaves little hope for our future. Real “todays libs are tomorrows conservatives” energy 😰 https://t.co/2Kgj53MSL6

— Austin Sarabia 🇻🇦 (@AustinSarabia) February 14, 2022

Lady, you’re naked riding a pumpjack. Small government and property rights are the benefit of a conservative society and not the cause. Culture is downstream of politics. Abortion didn’t drop by 60% because of some massive prolife groundswell, it did because it was illegal.

— RealGregHall (@RealGregHall) February 14, 2022

The absolute state of the Republican Party. Truly incredible that she thought this was a good idea.

Also, we're seeing the future of female campaign ads with this too since it appears the majority of women moving forward will have online nudes everywhere that they posted.

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Link her nudes or I'll be compelled to vote for her

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The lady running for Governor against DeSantis posts thirst traps on the reg.

Gigem314 said:

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She's definitely an odd duck.

That being said, how does this represent all "new Republicans" out there?

Sounds like people are grasping at straws.

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I'd venture to say that there are a whole lot of centrist democrats that are leaving the crazy train as it heads off a cliff. I personally know a bunch that are starting to see the light, and they can get behind this kind of stripper gal.

I like her tan lines. I'd set my table up next to hers as well.

c-jags said:

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itsyourboypookie said:

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BAP Enthusiast said:

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When Only Fans rejects your application because you support big oil

The smut within this new age of Republicans leaves little hope for our future. Real “todays libs are tomorrows conservatives” energy 😰 https://t.co/2Kgj53MSL6

— Austin Sarabia 🇻🇦 (@AustinSarabia) February 14, 2022

Lady, you’re naked riding a pumpjack. Small government and property rights are the benefit of a conservative society and not the cause. Culture is downstream of politics. Abortion didn’t drop by 60% because of some massive prolife groundswell, it did because it was illegal.

— RealGregHall (@RealGregHall) February 14, 2022

The absolute state of the Republican Party. Truly incredible that she thought this was a good idea.

Also, we're seeing the future of female campaign ads with this too since it appears the majority of women moving forward will have online nudes everywhere that they posted.

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Link her nudes or I'll be compelled to vote for her

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The lady running for Governor against DeSantis posts thirst traps on the reg.

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Since I don't pr0n, I'm afraid to ask, but will anyway...what's a thirst trap?

Is this some type of joke ? This is funny as hell, she isn't getting off home plate much less making it 1/2 way down to first ….

=what a mf'ing time to be alive!

CDUB98 said:

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c-jags said:

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itsyourboypookie said:

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BAP Enthusiast said:

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When Only Fans rejects your application because you support big oil

The smut within this new age of Republicans leaves little hope for our future. Real “todays libs are tomorrows conservatives” energy 😰 https://t.co/2Kgj53MSL6

— Austin Sarabia 🇻🇦 (@AustinSarabia) February 14, 2022

Lady, you’re naked riding a pumpjack. Small government and property rights are the benefit of a conservative society and not the cause. Culture is downstream of politics. Abortion didn’t drop by 60% because of some massive prolife groundswell, it did because it was illegal.

— RealGregHall (@RealGregHall) February 14, 2022

The absolute state of the Republican Party. Truly incredible that she thought this was a good idea.

Also, we're seeing the future of female campaign ads with this too since it appears the majority of women moving forward will have online nudes everywhere that they posted.

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Link her nudes or I'll be compelled to vote for her

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The lady running for Governor against DeSantis posts thirst traps on the reg.

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Since I don't pr0n, I'm afraid to ask, but will anyway...what's a thirst trap?

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A sexy photograph or flirty message posted on social media for the intent of causing others to publicly profess their attraction. This is done not to actually respond or satisfy any of this attraction, but to feed the posters ego or need for attention, at the expense of the time, reputation and sexual frustration of those who view the image or reply

i.e. the picture on the shirt making sure to catch more feminine features

Fri-yay fuckers pic.twitter.com/P7zIM6TUmj

— Sarah E. Stogner (@sarah_e_unicorn) September 3, 2021

TChaney said:

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Fri-yay fuckers pic.twitter.com/P7zIM6TUmj

— Sarah E. Stogner (@sarah_e_unicorn) September 3, 2021

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No ass and trashy tattoo's. Hard pass.

Yup - and it gets worse.

You would think if you were actually serious about running for office you would clean up your social media.

I bet her real goal is more TikTok views.

Not saying my uterus is special. Just saying it’s mine and don’t need the government telling me what I can or cannot do with it. Just like they shouldn’t be telling you what to do with your testicles.

— Sarah E. Stogner (@sarah_e_unicorn) July 7, 2021

That's one way to grease a saddle bearing

Looks like a Lufkin pumping unit is her platform

This is one of the funniest political threads I have read.. this is hilarious, this chick is a coo coo one

sicandtiredTXN said:

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Check her background real close, she's no republican or conservative. She tried to make a career as an Environmental Attorney, going after Big Energy in the Austin area for a few years losing on a daily basis. Then she evidently inherited forty acres of desert prairie just south of Midland Odessa and moved out there with her kid and hung out her shingle locally as an attorney and hasn't had a lot of success. So a year ago she's tried to rebrand herself as some sort of Erin Brockovich wannabe, and got on Social Media to try on monetize herself.

Now she got the brilliant Idea to run for the RRC and slowly but sure resorted to twerking and cleavage to try and gain followers, problem is the majority of her followers don't even live in the state, so are useless as voters. So her Hail Mary two days before early voting starts she gets naked n a pumpjack and releases it on her TikTok.


But she's no republican or conservative, but she had zero chance to run as a democrat so she ran as a republican but the liberal nut in her couldn't be contained.

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These are exactly my thoughts after I went through her social media accounts. I saw twerking and boobs galore as time went on as well leftist mentalities and policies. It's no surprise she's a single mother.

Guerrilla marketing for new baby daddy.

Godspeed to her

She is a concerned moderate "republican". Hard pass on voting for her.

She's LSU...

Her house probably smells like cheap whiskey and freakin' corn dogs.

Probably more like cheap whiskey and tuna fish.

TTUArmy said:

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She's LSU...

Her house probably smells like cheap whiskey and freakin' corn dogs.

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my guess more than just her house smells like cheap whiskey and corn dogs

We'll see if she's hangin hogans at the RRC event in midland Thursday night

jetch17 said:

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We'll see if she's hangin hogans at the RRC event in midland Thursday night

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She's expected to be there.