And enjoy no sex. Ever.

cecil77 said:

---

And enjoy no sex. Ever.

---

The correct answer is ALWAYS "Those pants would look better around your ankles".

BrotherChad said:

---

A lot of talk about wives and not one comment has advice on how to make your wife lose weight successfully...

---

Marry a semi-elite athlete and be in shape yourself. Has helped me avoid that land mine.

So what sport does your wife play

She's a marathon runner

Pics

That can backfire though. If you marry a high school or college athlete, they get accustomed to a high calorie intake because they burn everything off. Then they stop being an athlete and continue to eat like they are.

agdoc2001 said:

---

That can backfire though. If you marry a high school or college athlete, they get accustomed to a high calorie intake because they burn everything off. Then they stop being an athlete and continue to eat like they are.

---

They call that "a can of biscuits".

agdoc2001 said:

---

That can backfire though. If you marry a high school or college athlete, they get accustomed to a high calorie intake because they burn everything off. Then they stop being an athlete and continue to eat like they are.

---

Yes, but athletes often realize when their bodies are going and start working out again to maintain it. My wife was a volleyball player and after 3 kids realized she needed to do something. She made adjustments with her diet as well. She's in great shape for a 40 year old with 3 kids.

I'm a skinny dude but with her muscle and height, she outweighs me by 20 lbs.

Back to the actual topic of the thread, I'm lucky I have a good paying job and that she's got great morals, because she absolutely wouldn't need me otherwise in today's world.

Quote:

---

Yes, but athletes often realize when their bodies are going and start working out again to maintain it. My wife was a volleyball player and after 3 kids realized she needed to do something. She made adjustments with her diet as well. She's in great shape for a 40 year old with 3 kids.

---

We have rules around here for a reason.

y'all are fricking depressing

PrincessButtercup said:

---

y'all are fricking depressing

---

It's how you know it's really us.

aTmneal said:

---

agdoc2001 said:

---

That can backfire though. If you marry a high school or college athlete, they get accustomed to a high calorie intake because they burn everything off. Then they stop being an athlete and continue to eat like they are.

---

Yes, but athletes often realize when their bodies are going and start working out again to maintain it. My wife was a volleyball player and after 3 kids realized she needed to do something. She made adjustments with her diet as well. She's in great shape for a 40 year old with 3 kids.

I'm a skinny dude but with her muscle and height, she outweighs me by 20 lbs.

Back to the actual topic of the thread, I'm lucky I have a good paying job and that she's got great morals, because she absolutely wouldn't need me otherwise in today's world.

---

Congrats, you're a blessed man.

I like mick jaggers philosophy

Drugs and orgies with his glimmer twin Keith? Or are you referring to some later life philosophy?

While Richards may outlive us all I wouldn't bank on it. Better get kraken.









What a drag it is getting old.

Squadron7 said:

---

agdoc2001 said:

---

That can backfire though. If you marry a high school or college athlete, they get accustomed to a high calorie intake because they burn everything off. Then they stop being an athlete and continue to eat like they are.

---

They call that "a can of biscuits".

---

I believe the exact quote is "a busted can of biscuits."

Squadron7 said:

---

PrincessButtercup said:

---

y'all are fricking depressing

---

It's how you know it's really us.

---

lol true

The US is seeing the rise of 'hyper-hypergamy.'

A failing economy and grim prospects for the average GenZer has led to a third option; that is abandonment of their sexual identity.

The equivilent of tumping the board over and rage quitting.

Consequence of this is the rich get richer and the poor get poorer.

More competition for less resources is what we are seeing, but there is a third option available in that the LGBT option is the path of least resistance for a huge chunk of Gen Z.

Seems like the same finite number of people are LGB that's always been, but some in Gen Z may see it as a cheat code for life.

I think you have a point. These days, being gay is celebrated, but being unsuccessfully heterosexual is as uncool as ever. So, if you're unpartnered, claiming some LGBT identity is actually a way to save face, that it wouldn't have been 25 years ago.