YouBet said:
cupcakesprinkles said:
Being with those fat tubs of goo would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
True story. A doctor friend of mine had a morbidly obese patient and she couldn't help but ask her how sex was accomplished. I think the conversation evolved to that point and wasn't out of the blue. Don't recall.
Anyway, the patient told her that she would get a broom handle, work it up under her belly, and then fall backwards onto the bed using the broom handle as a mechanism to pull the fat up as she was falling. All to expose her privates and grant access.
Have been told of sex requiring multiple assistants. One told the residents that her sister and a friend held the flab back so her boyfriend could impregnate her. She was actually quite proud of their ingenuity in getting it done.
Just a thought - if having sex requires more than two people to accomplish and/or you're too fat to get out of the bed to eat, crap, turn off the light, etc., then maybe nature is telling you that you're too fat to be a parent?
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