Muy said:

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Can we trade Cuba for Puerto Rico which produces women with the most annoying voices of all time.

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Lol dude Cubans and Puerto Rican's almost sound the exact same. They have similar accents.

Plantains suck ass, tex mex >

Turn your nose up gringo.
More for the rest of us.
:P

ea1060 said:

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Muy said:

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Can we trade Cuba for Puerto Rico which produces women with the most annoying voices of all time.

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Lol dude Cubans and Puerto Rican's almost sound the exact same. They have similar accents.

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Keep in mind that I blame Rosie Perez for my beliefs on this topic.

Muy said:

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Keep in mind that I blame Rosie Perez for my beliefs on this topic.

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That's a thick exaggerated NY Latino accent. Same as Cardi B.

I also use Salma Hayek in my decision.

Yes, I know she's from Mexico, but I pretend she's from Cuba.

I'm a mescan

Then you know the rules.
If you work in America, then you are a gringo.

After generations of communist rule, Cubans actually do know what oppression looks like and would vote against all of the socialist bs (like Cubans did in Miami) at least for a generation or 2 until brainwashed by the media.

Which is why you would hope they would have the sense to not want to put themselves under the Dem DC's AmeriKa. Consider that Texit is being kicked around. Its no time to be thinking of joining.

Wasn't there a king of the hill episode about this in the 90s where hanks dad and his buddies all tried to take a trip and kill Castro.

hedge said:

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Cuban women

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Can they make a really good Cuban sandwich??

Muy said:

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ea1060 said:

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Muy said:

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Can we trade Cuba for Puerto Rico which produces women with the most annoying voices of all time.

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Lol dude Cubans and Puerto Rican's almost sound the exact same. They have similar accents.

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Keep in mind that I blame Rosie Perez for my beliefs on this topic.

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Lol I got you. I promise the NY Cubans and Dominicans sound the same as Rosie Perez.

I have always thought that with Cuba on board then Texas could clean up the energy market for ethanol production.

In the not so distant future.

1. Cuba grows the sugar cane.
2. Transport cane extract (sucrose) across the gulf to Houston
3. Houston refineries retool (rebuild) to produce ethanol.
4. Ethanol replaces trimethylpentane as fuel. (or in CA ethanol is burned to produce electricity for EVs)

For this to happen Cuba would need to be a stable capitalist country.

Texas apparently isnt yet organized enough to provide electricity service during major cold weather streaks. She really ready to get into the global takeover game?

Clob94 said:

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You think Cuba actually has planes that can get airborne?

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They don't. I doubt they have much of anything airworthy or even sea-worthy. But I was suggesting we Texans might need a few of those F-15s to complete the invasion.

doubledog said:

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I have always thought that with Cuba on board then Texas could clean up the energy market for ethanol production.

In the not so distant future.

1. Cuba grows the sugar cane.
2. Transport cane extract (sucrose) across the gulf to Houston
3. Houston refineries retool (rebuild) to produce ethanol.
4. Ethanol replaces trimethylpentane as fuel. (or in CA ethanol is burned to produce electricity for EVs)

For this to happen Cuba would need to be a stable capitalist country.

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How would Cuba alone change the market? We're surrounded by sugar producing nations down below.

Teddy

titan said:

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Interesting --- carried out properly, with Leftism banned, it could become the Singapore of the Northern hemisphere if just American standards permitted.

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This is what we should have done with Puerto Rico.

Scientific said:

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Muy said:

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Keep in mind that I blame Rosie Perez for my beliefs on this topic.

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That's a thick exaggerated NY Latino accent. Same as Cardi B.

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I hope those accents go to hell. There is almost nothing worse. White liberals (obvi) and mayyybe radical jihadis. That's it.

Regional accents are dying anyway. And without going too far off topic, I never thought of Rosie as any worse or better than say Fran Drescher. Their schtick was their New York accents.

Scientific said:

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Regional accents are dying anyway. And without going too far off topic, I never thought of Rosie as any worse or better than say Fran Drescher. Their schtick was their New York accents.

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Fran Drescher is in the same ballpark because her voice and laugh is nails on a chalkboard. If she was from Alabama or Texas she would sound awful. The NY/NE accent is horrible in general, but the throaty latina version is the worst variant, sorry if that offends. I deal with NY ladies all the time over the phone, and a PR NYC accent would stand out in a bad way. I honestly feel dumber after hearing NYC latinas "toe-walk".

Imagine how happy the Cubans would be after we overthrew their government and brought in Whataburgers.

TacosaurusRex said:

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Imagine how happy the Cubans would be after we overthrew their government and brought in Whataburgers, working toilets and air conditioning.

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FIFY

Boo Weekley said:

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Scientific said:

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Regional accents are dying anyway. And without going too far off topic, I never thought of Rosie as any worse or better than say Fran Drescher. Their schtick was their New York accents.

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Fran Drescher is in the same ballpark because her voice and laugh is nails on a chalkboard. If she was from Alabama or Texas she would sound awful. The NY/NE accent is horrible in general, but the throaty latina version is the worst variant, sorry if that offends. I deal with NY ladies all the time over the phone, and a PR NYC accent would stand out in a bad way. I honestly feel dumber after hearing NYC latinas "toe-walk".

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This isnt going to offend anyone on here since I assume most Latinos on this board are not from NY, or Puerto Rican (except for me and Hollywoodbbq) lol. I am Puerto Rican and most Puerto Ricans hate the "NewYoricans". They see them as ghetto/trashy and hate that all Puerto Ricans are stereotyped like that. A perfect example is the Puerto Rican day parade, I would never attend something like that because theres a good chance I will get shot lol.

ea1060 said:

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Boo Weekley said:

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Scientific said:

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Regional accents are dying anyway. And without going too far off topic, I never thought of Rosie as any worse or better than say Fran Drescher. Their schtick was their New York accents.

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Fran Drescher is in the same ballpark because her voice and laugh is nails on a chalkboard. If she was from Alabama or Texas she would sound awful. The NY/NE accent is horrible in general, but the throaty latina version is the worst variant, sorry if that offends. I deal with NY ladies all the time over the phone, and a PR NYC accent would stand out in a bad way. I honestly feel dumber after hearing NYC latinas "toe-walk".

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This isnt going to offend anyone on here since I assume most Latinos on this board are not from NY lol. I am Puerto Rican and most Puerto Ricans hate the "NewYoricans". They see them as ghetto/trashy and hate that all Puerto Ricans are stereotyped like that. A perfect example is the Puerto Rican day parade, I would never attend something like that because theres a good chance I will get shot lol.

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Ha, good point, I think the PR parade in NYC is every bit as counterproductive as the major gay pride parades, in terms of how people end up viewing the attendees of both and then maybe unfairly painting with a broad brush after.

Boo Weekley said:

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ea1060 said:

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Boo Weekley said:

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Scientific said:

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Regional accents are dying anyway. And without going too far off topic, I never thought of Rosie as any worse or better than say Fran Drescher. Their schtick was their New York accents.

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Fran Drescher is in the same ballpark because her voice and laugh is nails on a chalkboard. If she was from Alabama or Texas she would sound awful. The NY/NE accent is horrible in general, but the throaty latina version is the worst variant, sorry if that offends. I deal with NY ladies all the time over the phone, and a PR NYC accent would stand out in a bad way. I honestly feel dumber after hearing NYC latinas "toe-walk".

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This isnt going to offend anyone on here since I assume most Latinos on this board are not from NY lol. I am Puerto Rican and most Puerto Ricans hate the "NewYoricans". They see them as ghetto/trashy and hate that all Puerto Ricans are stereotyped like that. A perfect example is the Puerto Rican day parade, I would never attend something like that because theres a good chance I will get shot lol.

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Ha, good point, I think the PR parade in NYC is every bit as counterproductive as the major gay pride parades, in terms of how people end up viewing the attendees of both and then maybe unfairly painting with a broad brush after.

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100%

fka ftc said:

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FCBlitz said:

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Would need lots of ammo.

Would need to ban Democrats from having guns.

It would be a good time.

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How many Dems you think have spare clips, know how to aim under duress, and willing to get down in the mud and muck to fight it out.

Just look at a pic of John Kerry from his Vietnam days. Just off camera is a little Vietnamese kid who would either polish him up or put some dirt on this depending on the photo opp.

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Pretty sure there are zero Dems that own an M1, an SKS, or a Mannlicher.

This is an interesting question.

I always thought that Cuban's had a lot of national pride. Pretty sure they wouldn't want to fly the Lone Star flag over the Cuban flag. I'm pretty sure we don't want them as an independent US state.

If, say 300 private U.S. citizens staged a coup in Cuba and established a democracy, how would the world react? I doubt the U.S. would respond. Would South America? China?

Would make for an interesting fiction book.

I've always wanted to build an endurance drone that could fly over Havana from Bolivar Peninsula.

I'll get started on that soon.

have guns, will travel

littlebigman said:

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The number of occupants on the island would need to be regulated. Too many people and the island might tip over.

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That would only occur if GA was to take the island.

scottimus said:

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I mean seriously, how many Texans would it take to run over the communists?

I think Texas should do it out of good will.

It really is a win, win, win situation:

• Texas gets another Island...We can just call it East Padre Island. Vacations galore.
• Texas increases her natural resources and land area.
• Texans get to show the rest of the US how we do bidness by securing liberty and freedom just for the hell of it.

.....I'm just sayin'

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I like the way you think!

Y'all can't even fill the state Capitol with good conservatives. Might be aiming a bit high hereor while high, I'm not sure which.