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AHEM, you said BUY. They should be provided for free to every swingin dick out there.

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Our college health center had them in a bowl outside the door. Take all you want for free. I may or may not have grabbed a couple, taken them home, showed them to my wife and said "my employer wants to screw you".

Stat Monitor Repairman said:

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I'm in favor of birth control shots being over the counter and free ...

so long as it its combined with some kind of electronic token where you can verify that the ***** actually got the shot and when it expires.

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So you're saying an API where you can query against any woman's "woman_id" value and get a JSON object with name, age, pill_taken, last_dose, currently_pilled, and hey, I say throw in a start_date value while we're at it so the ladies can win badges at the 30-60-90-120-360-etc consecutive dosage days.

aoc should work for free.

Like, we should like just, like combine, like New Mexico and Mexico. Like, why is it even New? Like, we shouldn't just, like take things from like Mexico and like, not give them something in return.

Plants turning towards the sun have more logic skills than this dolt.

Tony Franklins Other Shoe said:

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Like, we should like just, like combine, like New Mexico and Mexico. Like, why is it even New? Like, we shouldn't just, like take things from like Mexico and like, not give them something in return.

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That's a thought. And we can give New York to York, England.

And we should have to redo the Louisiana and Alaska Purchases too. We never paid anywhere close to the fair amount to France and Russia. We should go back and agree to pay them $1T each.

AOC reserves her right to be a dim bulb.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/aoc-fbi-counterterrorism-white-supremacists-off-the-hook

"AOC schooled by FBI counterterrorism official after suggesting white supremacists are getting 'off the hook'

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was schooled by an FBI counterterrorism official earlier this week after she incorrectly suggested Muslims get charged with terrorism because they are treated as foreign, while white supremacists get "off the hook."

The New York Democrat used a hearing on Tuesday to suggest that Muslims are being treated differently in the U.S., including getting charged with terrorism for criminal acts, while white supremacist attackers avoid being charged with "domestic terrorism" for similar crimes.

Michael McGarrity, the assistant director of the Counterterrorism Division of the FBI, fired back at the freshman Democrat, explaining that the authorities can't charge people with a "domestic terrorism" charge simply because such a charge does not exist in U.S. laws."

She doubled down anyway...

You know being a congresscritter and all she could do something about domestic terrorism not being a criminal charge.

Stumpknocker said:

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aoc should work for free.

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Trump cornered the market on this work for free deal ..

so unfortunately shes stuck with her lot in life of going from slingin drinks to making 6 figures with benefits rivaling a fortune 200 CEO.

FHUAggie said:

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Stat Monitor Repairman said:

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I'm in favor of birth control shots being over the counter and free ...

so long as it its combined with some kind of electronic token where you can verify that the ***** actually got the shot and when it expires.

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So you're saying an API where you can query against any woman's "woman_id" value and get a JSON object with name, age, pill_taken, last_dose, currently_pilled, and hey, I say throw in a start_date value while we're at it so the ladies can win badges at the 30-60-90-120-360-etc consecutive dosage days.

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Yeah ... thats exactly what I'm saying.

Seems like you got a good handle on the technicals already.

Find some VC money and retire out this ***** in a few years.

A quality assurance system for thots. Thats all it is.

Stat Monitor Repairman said:

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FHUAggie said:

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Stat Monitor Repairman said:

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I'm in favor of birth control shots being over the counter and free ...

so long as it its combined with some kind of electronic token where you can verify that the ***** actually got the shot and when it expires.

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So you're saying an API where you can query against any woman's "woman_id" value and get a JSON object with name, age, pill_taken, last_dose, currently_pilled, and hey, I say throw in a start_date value while we're at it so the ladies can win badges at the 30-60-90-120-360-etc consecutive dosage days.

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Yeah ... thats exactly what I'm saying.

Seems like you got a good handle on the technicals already.

Find some VC money and retire out this ***** in a few years.

A quality assurance system for thots. Thats all it is.

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I don't think you'd be assured of their quality.

Oh .. of course not.

Any step up would be an improvement.

Not even in Congress for a year and she wants a raise.

1. Place lips on teat.
2. Suckle from teat.
3. ??????
4. Profit. Literally profit.

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So this idiot really believes that if you give Congress critters enough salary, the bribery and corruption will cease????

She's setting a new definition for naive.

Big Al 1992 said:

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Not even in Congress for a year and she wants a raise.

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MooreTrucker said:

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Prognightmare said:

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So this idiot really believes that if you give Congress critters enough salary, the bribery and corruption will cease????

She's setting a new definition for naive.

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Sounds like a threat

So what is her price, all the way up to Nancy's price, to ensure there is no dark money? This is a hustle and she knows it. There is no limit to her price if it is matched with a threat to under the table.

I can't find the article anymore, but I saw one today that basically said AOC's nonsense about a raise is basically telling the public that if we don't give Congress a raise, they'll just take bribes.

So yeah, like Ag in OK said, a threat.

I also found this when I Googleded "Cortez bribe":

Seems like there oughta be some kinda control over a congress idiot talking about the President like that.

Uranium One would really blow her mind if she had one.

So her $4500 pay increase would be "not even like a raise," yet it would be enough to prevent people like her from "keeping black money loopholes open." Right.

indy 00 said:

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So her $4500 pay increase would be "not even like a raise," yet it would be enough to prevent people like her from "keeping black money loopholes open." Right.

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When brains were being handed out she was still rummaging through the teeth box to find the biggest ones.

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When brains were being handed out she was still rummaging through the teeth box to find the biggest ones.

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Or, when they were handing out brains she thought they said trains and said "I'll take the slow one"

Okay, yours was funnier!

Or, when they were handing out brains she got the last one slapped together and pushed out the door of The People's glorious factory so that they could meet their production quota under the current Five Year Plan.





(Okay, I may have worked that joke a little too hard.)

Looks like she's been added to the Arkancide watch list.

Said we should have criticized the clintons in the 90s.

bigjag19 said:

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Looks like she's been added to the Arkancide watch list.

Said we should have criticized the clintons in the 90s.

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Easy to say now that the Clintons are irrelevant. Same as Gillibrand; back when things were going down, you didn't hear anything from her about the Clintons.

bigjag19 said:

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Looks like she's been added to the Arkancide watch list.

Said we should have criticized the clintons in the 90s.

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Where did you see this?