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Inspired By AOC, James Talarico Also Elects To Have His Eggs Frozen https://t.co/uJN5DlBRzZ
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 10, 2026

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Still Funny 🤣😂 pic.twitter.com/tdtqko9QaY
— Johnny Midnight ⚡️ (@its_The_Dr) August 9, 2026

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This is spot on. pic.twitter.com/59v5JMjGkz
— Planet Of Memes (@PlanetOfMemes) August 9, 2026

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Cute: 5-Year-Old White Girl Dreams Of One Day Getting Beaten Up In The WNBA https://t.co/Ow2Fgn1rGf
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Score 🇮🇹❤️😂🤣😂 pic.twitter.com/3D7XMnsv2V
— 🇺🇸 Donna (@250_Revolution) August 10, 2026

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6:33p, 8/10/26

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https://t.co/yiuSLUU5A5 pic.twitter.com/hYKcTzoI1o
— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) August 10, 2026

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10:09p, 8/10/26

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Murder Rate Finally Plateaus In Chicago As Even Murderers Too Scared To Go Out At Night https://t.co/5Djsfo3HHj
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 11, 2026

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10:10p, 8/10/26

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Elon Musk Buys The United Kingdom To Establish Free Speech There https://t.co/45tEWI3OzU
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 11, 2026

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10:21p, 8/10/26

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🎯 EXACTLY THIS!! pic.twitter.com/DoabtmCo6e
— Proud Elephant 🇺🇸🦅 (@ProudElephant) August 10, 2026

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10:21p, 8/10/26

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Dems be like pic.twitter.com/x24rAHdWwB
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) August 11, 2026

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10:58p, 8/10/26

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They really should’ve listened to the Conspiracy Theorists… pic.twitter.com/yypubIqZRQ
— Liz Churchill (@liz_churchill10) August 11, 2026

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5:53a, 8/11/26

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My Russian uncle watched this with me, turned to me after it finished with a confused look on his face, and, in a thick Ruskie accent, said: “Why this female prostitute discuss politicals?” https://t.co/u7ToABu5y7
— Frank McCormick (@CBHeresy) August 10, 2026

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12:01p, 8/11/26

all tickets will be sold out if they did this. IYKYK pic.twitter.com/wVDhp6qL9A
— Fr Miller - The Nerdfather (@FrMiller) August 11, 2026

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12:40p, 8/11/26

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Democrats Announce You Aren't Allowed To Remember What They Did A Few Years Ago https://t.co/rJxNxbfwpe
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 11, 2026

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12:41p, 8/11/26

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Trump Generously Offers To Do Jobs Of Legislative And Judicial Branches Too https://t.co/vIYUvokUAi
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 11, 2026

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Massachusetts Legalizes Abortion Up Until Kindergarten https://t.co/K58WtDjZRV
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 11, 2026

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Here we go again 😂 pic.twitter.com/Z7lecOKBKl
— Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) August 11, 2026

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6:17p, 8/11/26

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Florida Credits Record-Low Crime Rate To Having Chased Away All The Democrats https://t.co/21CRlWxnV6
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 11, 2026

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7:01p, 8/11/26

This is why you shouldn't allow your children to have social media accounts.

There are naked women everywhere. https://t.co/pftuTxN3IP
— Samuel Sey (@SlowToWrite) August 11, 2026

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7:09p, 8/11/26

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Trump Negotiates Russian Ceasefire By Giving Putin California https://t.co/59hT8OvTxc
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 12, 2026

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7:09p, 8/11/26

I was raised on CAPITALISM but someday I hope to be as rich as all the people pushing SOCIALISM.
— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) August 11, 2026

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8:23p, 8/11/26

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Spot on. pic.twitter.com/q4JCLkHT7n
— Planet Of Memes (@PlanetOfMemes) August 11, 2026

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8:24p, 8/11/26

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Democrats: “Babies will DIE without vaccines!”

Also Democrats: “Let’s legalize killing babies at 34 weeks.” pic.twitter.com/Wq6y9H2YzP
— Gina Milan (@ginamilan_) August 11, 2026

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Let That Sink In! pic.twitter.com/hnclOm1Kth
— wolf_patriot737 (@Ultra_USMAga_FL) August 11, 2026

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9:02p, 8/11/26

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California Passes Law Requiring People Fail A U.S. Civics Exam To Be Eligible To Vote https://t.co/jQ2r0b8Zs9
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 12, 2026

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9:11p, 8/11/26

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Mamdani Sad That He Lacks Legal Authority To Invade Poland pic.twitter.com/jihsyLi10g
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 11, 2026

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9:50p, 8/11/26

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Trans women will never give up the fight to participate in female sports. They will get through this because they are strong. Disproportionately strong. Almost unfairly strong. It's actually almost a crime how strong they are.
— wokeandwoofing (@wokeandwoofing) August 11, 2026

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10:13p, 8/11/26

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Trump taking a secret plane and leaving the journos on Air Force One like: https://t.co/VS12JxuzLP pic.twitter.com/3FT5psLnN1
— Prison Mitch (@Prisonmitch) August 11, 2026

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pic.twitter.com/uMLWifGj4o
— Terrence Popp (@PoppTerrence) August 11, 2026

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The logic of American democrats

La logique des démocrates américains : pic.twitter.com/zIZNKsk0DH
— Le Crapaud (@Le_Crapaud47) August 11, 2026

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11:32p, 8/11/26

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🌈 HATE DOESN’T LIVE HERE

😂 Holy crap.. if this doesn’t outline with surgical precision the absurdity of the libs, I don’t know what does. pic.twitter.com/OxFF0238Ff
— Maddie Evans (@EstieMaddie) August 10, 2026

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11:37p, 8/11/26

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Amazing pic.twitter.com/ea1wHsBFEc
— Johnny Midnight ⚡️ (@its_The_Dr) August 12, 2026

But they believe E Jean Carroll

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