*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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agdoc2001 said:

Get a grip
Are you talking about me or the meme?
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jrrhouston98 said:

That's not happening. The only way to remove her from office is impeachment. She can't be demoted or fired.

I'll believe it when I see it but she can quit. Who can forget spiro Agnew
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jrrhouston98 said:

That's not happening. The only way to remove her from office is impeachment. She can't be demoted or fired.


Forced to resign isn't technically getting fired. They can most definitely make it known she will never be the party's nominee and make it clear her political career is over if she doesn't play along. She's not electable as President and the party knows it. Who knows if this is legit but it's not crazy. Frankly from the Dem Party's perspective it's the best outcome.
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
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jrrhouston98 said:

That's not happening. The only way to remove her from office is impeachment. She can't be demoted or fired.

Could she be paid handsomely to "take on for the team" and return to the Senate?

As Earl Pitts used to say "Wake up America".
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As bad as I would like to see that moron out of office, I don't think it will happen. Asking the first black woman VP to take one for the team would be a bad look for everyone. That would do more harm to that administration than if she stayed.

And yes, I want to see them all burn.
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justcallmeharry said:




If Kamala steps down wouldn't the 25th be invoked before Gavin is installed as VP meaning McCarthy would take power?
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Bondag said:



If Kamala steps down wouldn't the 25th be invoked before Gavin is installed as VP meaning McCarthy would take power?
If Kamala were to step down, they can't simply "install" Newsome. Biden could nominate him but it would require approval from both the House & Senate. Not sure any Dem candidate would pass the House before Reps could remove Biden via 25th or impeachment.
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chjoak said:

Bondag said:



If Kamala steps down wouldn't the 25th be invoked before Gavin is installed as VP meaning McCarthy would take power?
If Kamala were to step down, they can't simply "install" Newsome. Biden could nominate him but it would require approval from both the House & Senate. Not sure any Dem candidate would pass the House before Reps could remove Biden via 25th or impeachment.

Neither of those things are going to remove Biden.

It is a legitimate question if all of those machinations can happen before the next presidential election.
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TequilaMockingbird said:

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I guess Jesus was the fourth??
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I think Mrs Handler ate the fourth
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TyHolden said:




Same thing happened at DFW coming back from overseas a few weeks ago.

I got to the desk and tried to hand him my passport and he said 'I don't need it unless I need it'. Then you look at the camera and you're on your way.

Was really odd.
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Esteban du Plantier said:

TyHolden said:




Same thing happened at DFW coming back from overseas a few weeks ago.

I got to the desk and tried to hand him my passport and he said 'I don't need it unless I need it'. Then you look at the camera and you're on your way.

Was really odd.


My question is, what image are they comparing it against and how did they get it. That's the scary part.
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Quote:

My question is, what image are they comparing it against and how did they get it. That's the scary part.
Most likely, your state DL
Well, okay then
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captkirk said:


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CS78 said:

Esteban du Plantier said:

TyHolden said:




Same thing happened at DFW coming back from overseas a few weeks ago.

I got to the desk and tried to hand him my passport and he said 'I don't need it unless I need it'. Then you look at the camera and you're on your way.

Was really odd.


My question is, what image are they comparing it against and how did they get it. That's the scary part.


They of course know who's on a plane about to land. I'm sure they just compare your photo vs those passport photos of those expected to land and only check the passport if they didn't expect you to be walking up in the next several minutes.

I doubt they're checking against the entirety of humanity.
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ChipFTAC01 said:

I think Mrs Handler ate the fourth
She looks like Kathy Bates.
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Ag with kids said:

TequilaMockingbird said:

Not political


I guess Jesus was the fourth??

Only if the rest of the song title is "No wait, I was".
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I meant to post this one of "Lion of the Senate" Ted Kennedy's car back when the Boebert thing hit last week;




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CS78 said:

Esteban du Plantier said:

TyHolden said:




Same thing happened at DFW coming back from overseas a few weeks ago.

I got to the desk and tried to hand him my passport and he said 'I don't need it unless I need it'. Then you look at the camera and you're on your way.

Was really odd.


My question is, what image are they comparing it against and how did they get it. That's the scary part.


You can opt out. They use the biometrics because it is easy to fake a passport but hard to fake facial recognition. Especially true when leaving the country and you have a random airline employee screening you.
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Not political, just funny.

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TequilaMockingbird said:

Not political


No one is going to mention the cross-eyed demon child?
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Admitted thread derail, but there are some real winners out there. And I'm a Christian man.

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Sethtevious said:

TequilaMockingbird said:

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No one is going to mention the cross-eyed demon child?
Coming from those two parents, that child was lucky to end up as relatively normal looking as he did.
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The Elko Era has begun
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TequilaMockingbird said:

Not political


Also not real

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