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The driver of the pursuing vehicle was wearing a red hat and shouted “THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!” out the window as he raced down the infamously spacious and empty Manhattan streets. https://t.co/Gj4KJThcTn
— Kira (@RealKiraDavis) May 17, 2023
Oh....*****...nortex97 said:i’m sorry but wtf is this pic.twitter.com/k4rNku7gqv
— Mike Solana (@micsolana) May 18, 2023
They let Fetterman make the sign...oooops.
nortex97 said:i’m sorry but wtf is this pic.twitter.com/k4rNku7gqv
— Mike Solana (@micsolana) May 18, 2023
2 spirit?
Pete Buttigieg Takes Parental Leave Again After Adopting A Highway https://t.co/wB4mZbxs0s pic.twitter.com/hnoG1JHTc3
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 17, 2023
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) May 18, 2023
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
The Biden regime ... chocolate milk is too dangerous for kids.
— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) May 18, 2023
Also the Biden regime ... puberty blockers and butchering kids by cutting off their sex organs and breasts are great for kids.
These people are pure evil and batshit crazy.
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
Life goals pic.twitter.com/6CORg7GZp2
— John Cardillo (@johncardillo) May 18, 2023
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
Troll tf outta them. "I'm glad to see they've become all-inclusive and support the 'too straight (2 str8, 2S)' community." Hetero sex addicts need support, too, and it is nice to see the LGB community is supporting all orientations.nortex97 said:i’m sorry but wtf is this pic.twitter.com/k4rNku7gqv
— Mike Solana (@micsolana) May 18, 2023
Side note: They're gonna run out of colors on that flag, soon. Gonna need AI to come up with some new shades to fit everyone on there.
Wild West Pimp Style
Adam Schiff is fundraising off his treason. https://t.co/eU5H5Elh0L
— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) May 18, 2023
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
nortex97 said:The driver of the pursuing vehicle was wearing a red hat and shouted “THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!” out the window as he raced down the infamously spacious and empty Manhattan streets. https://t.co/Gj4KJThcTn
— Kira (@RealKiraDavis) May 17, 2023
A spokesperson says Harry and Meghan have no comment on the high speed chase. Apparently they’re referring all questions to their driver, Jussie Smollet.
— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) May 17, 2023
2L2QLGBTQEIEIOBuzzy said:Troll tf outta them. "I'm glad to see they've become all-inclusive and support the 'too straight (2 str8, 2S)' community." Hetero sex addicts need support, too, and it is nice to see the LGB community is supporting all orientations.nortex97 said:i’m sorry but wtf is this pic.twitter.com/k4rNku7gqv
— Mike Solana (@micsolana) May 18, 2023
Side note: They're gonna run out of colors on that flag, soon. Gonna need AI to come up with some new shades to fit everyone on there.
Quote:
2L2QLGBTQEIEIO
Wild West Pimp Style
Got Wood?
aggiehawg said:
Someone else raising your kids.
Esteban du Plantier said:aggiehawg said:
Someone else raising your kids.
Florida
Useful list, from @DocLanceP. pic.twitter.com/2vx3iAcsM5
— Wilfred X. Reilly, Californian (@wil_da_beast630) May 18, 2023
Woman releases her pet duck into the wild... what could go wrong? 😳 pic.twitter.com/yBehCjwtwJ
— Crazy Clips (@crazyclipsonly) May 18, 2023
justcallmeharry said:Pete Buttigieg Takes Parental Leave Again After Adopting A Highway https://t.co/wB4mZbxs0s pic.twitter.com/hnoG1JHTc3
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 17, 2023
Is this real or parody pic.twitter.com/zqQdNAP0Il
— Matt Whitlock (@mattdizwhitlock) May 18, 2023
TyHolden said:Woman releases her pet duck into the wild... what could go wrong? 😳 pic.twitter.com/yBehCjwtwJ
— Crazy Clips (@crazyclipsonly) May 18, 2023
This is normal. Rape, that is. Owning ducks and chickens is like observing the Baylor football program loose on campus.
Stop already. He is not a “they.” If you all keep catering to the mentally ill by playing their demented games in their vocabulary and by their rules, it’s just going to escalate the madness.
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) May 18, 2023
Nobody ever controlled a toddler tantrum by catering to it. https://t.co/DRADe4TgJg
It's still on the run!
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/non-binary-ex-biden-official-sam-brinton-arrested-again-fugitive-justice
"Sam Brinton, the embattled former senior Department of Energy (DOE) official, was arrested as a "fugitive from justice" by Maryland police late Wednesday.
According to county records reviewed by Fox News Digital, Brinton was taken into custody in Rockville. A police spokesperson said Thursday the arrest was led by Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority Police, which is the lead law enforcement agency for both Washington, D.C., area airports.
"Montgomery County Police assisted in the arrest of Sam Brinton," Shiera Goff, a Montgomery County Police Department spokesperson, told Fox News Digital. "The Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority Police are lead on this."
"Brinton was arrested at approximately 10 p.m. last night in their home on College Parkway," Goff added. "They are being held in the Montgomery County Central Processing Unit on a no-bond status as they await an extradition hearing. That's all of the information we have on our end."
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
A really complicated password
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 18, 2023
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
James Woods is spot on in his tweet.justcallmeharry said:Stop already. He is not a “they.” If you all keep catering to the mentally ill by playing their demented games in their vocabulary and by their rules, it’s just going to escalate the madness.
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) May 18, 2023
Nobody ever controlled a toddler tantrum by catering to it. https://t.co/DRADe4TgJg
It's still on the run!
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/non-binary-ex-biden-official-sam-brinton-arrested-again-fugitive-justice
"Sam Brinton, the embattled former senior Department of Energy (DOE) official, was arrested as a "fugitive from justice" by Maryland police late Wednesday.
According to county records reviewed by Fox News Digital, Brinton was taken into custody in Rockville. A police spokesperson said Thursday the arrest was led by Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority Police, which is the lead law enforcement agency for both Washington, D.C., area airports.
"Montgomery County Police assisted in the arrest of Sam Brinton," Shiera Goff, a Montgomery County Police Department spokesperson, told Fox News Digital. "The Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority Police are lead on this."
"Brinton was arrested at approximately 10 p.m. last night in their home on College Parkway," Goff added. "They are being held in the Montgomery County Central Processing Unit on a no-bond status as they await an extradition hearing. That's all of the information we have on our end."
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) May 18, 2023
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