whenever i’m feeling like i haven’t done anything impactful with my life, i just remind myself i posted the tweet that got the babylon bee suspended from twitter

— MJ (@morganisawizard) May 17, 2023

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pic.twitter.com/eqgaeZkA7f

— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) May 17, 2023

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Simple... Each of these parts is a scissor.


Together they are scissors, or a pair of scissors

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Now do: "pair of pants"

KAMALA HARRIS: "One of my favorite dishes probably is gumbo. I love gumbo! I was raised by my mother, then we had a second mother ... she made the best gumbo. I have been a lifelong gumbo apprentice — learning how to make gumbo my whole life." pic.twitter.com/5SFrpE0VPb

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) May 17, 2023

Important in formation...

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pic.twitter.com/eqgaeZkA7f

— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) May 17, 2023

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Simple... Each of these parts is a scissor.


Together they are scissors, or a pair of scissors

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Now do: "pair of pants"

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According to some, the phrase "pair of pants" harkens back to the days when what constituted pantsor pantaloons, as they were originally knownconsisted of two separate items, one for each leg. They were put on one at a time and then secured around the waist. Calling them a pair of pantaloons, or pants, as they were eventually known, made sense when there were two components. The phrasing was retained even after pants were made into one complete garment.

Why Do We Say "A Pair of Pants"? | Britannica

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Which one of these DC house plants has the least amount of functioning brain cells? pic.twitter.com/Geo97KrlHR

— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) May 17, 2023

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One of those has a functioning brain.

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Huh??? Which one???

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Which one of these DC house plants has the least amount of functioning brain cells? pic.twitter.com/Geo97KrlHR

— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) May 17, 2023

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One of those has a functioning brain.

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Read an article yesterday that Feinstein was rolled back into the Senate and a reporter asked her where she'd been.

"What I've been here voting all along!?"

Shameful

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Which one of these DC house plants has the least amount of functioning brain cells? pic.twitter.com/Geo97KrlHR

— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) May 17, 2023

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One of those has a functioning brain.

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Huh??? Which one???

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Maybe they all share one...

pic.twitter.com/Uj7qVeTYGF

— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) May 17, 2023

She neglects to mention that we have vegetables rotting in the Whitehouse and Senate.

Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL): "You're going to have vegetables rotting in the fields [because Ron DeSantis banned corporations from hiring illegal aliens]." pic.twitter.com/5LZByaS0HN

— Greg Price (@greg_price11) May 17, 2023

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John Fetterman is incapable of speech or coherent thought. Good job, Pennsylvania. pic.twitter.com/aLQyaHBAsg

— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) May 16, 2023

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Alright...even better than the actual rambling...Here is the WaPo quote of that rambling:


Edit to add the actual transcription:
Is. Is it staggering? Is it a staggering a res uh responsibility that ju that a head of a bank could literally could literally crash our economy? It's astonishing. That's like if you have I mean like uh uh and and they also realizes that that that now they have it's in-, in- guaranteed, a guaranteed way to be saved again by a no matter, by no mat, by, by how? You know, so it's, it's, you know isn't it appropriate that the uh that those kind of controls should be were stricter? To prevent this kind of thing from willing? Or should we just go on start bailing and sailing whoever bank regardless of how, how raaaare rare theirs their conduct is?

Who you know I'll give you an example. Uh, the republicans want to give a work requirement for SNAP. You know for a uh uh uh uh a hungry family has to have these this kind of penalties or these some kinds of wooooord or working uh require shouldn't you have some kind of working required suu after we sail your bank uh billions of your bank? Because you seem we were preoccupied uh when uh then SNAP uh requirements for works for uh hungry people but not about pro, protecting the tax, tax papers you know that will bail them out of whatever does about a bank to crash it.

Love how the witness doesn't even respond. Like Kamala you just have to respond, "WTF did they say?"

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Deals with China, Ukraine, and his brother and son...

KJP: "This is a president who's been around the block a few times...he knows how to make deals." pic.twitter.com/oSwdBrquNv

— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) May 16, 2023

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And on his next trip around the block he might forget his way home.

#SilverAlert

You will never not see Gilbert Gottfried again. You're welcome. https://t.co/GUdnVesuJU

— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) May 17, 2023

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— Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) May 17, 2023

I'll start callodutiphobia - the phobia of sucking so bad at Call Of Duty and getting repeatedly owned by a 12 year old kid in China and letting your squad down that you just refuse to buy the game completely.

— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) May 18, 2023