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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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Fauci Jealous As China Getting All The Credit For Creating COVID

WASHINGTON, D.C. According to several unnamed sources, Dr. Anthony Fauci has grown increasingly irritated as China appears to be getting blamed for creating COVID-19 an accomplishment for which Fauci believes he deserves at least partial credit.
"The Wuhan Virology Lab would be nothing without me! NOTHING, I say!" said an irate Fauci to several nearby witnesses. "I made them who they are. I made sure they received funding to weaponize coronaviruses. It was ME! Me alone! Not them! I killed MILLIONS! I brought regimes to their knees! Mountains crumbled before my terrible wrath! And then I saved the world from my own wrath! I am GOD! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!"
Sources say the Wendy's drive-thru worker he was yelling at then asked him to leave at once.

Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
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In reply to justcallmeharry • 5:36a, 3/1/23
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I'm not watching it, but did he really say that?? I 100% believe he would.

But we live in such a clown world, I don't know if it's real or satire.
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I'm not watching it, but did he really say that?? I 100% believe he would.

But we live in such a clown world, I don't know if it's real or satire.
That is 100% not doctored authentic Joe Biden from yesterday. The leader of the free world. Our commander in chief. By far the most popular politician in our nation's history. I wonder who or what his beady little black devil eyes were locked on when he was rambling about his nurse.
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Air Force deploys Giant Military Cats to defeat Chinese balloons

WRIGHT-PATTERSON AFB The Air Force Research Laboratory (AFRL) is showing its claws in the fight against giant balloons with an equally sized solution: giant cats as fearsome as they are cute.

According to research scientist Colonel David Gilchrist, the Amazingly Large Feline (ALF) program is ready for this mission. Gilchrist said that AFRL originally developed the big kitties to fight off unmanned aerial vehicles. However in tests, the mousers "just gave the UAVs kind of a bored look, and then flopped on the ground." His team hopes that the size of adversary balloons will hold the feline attention long enough to swat away the aerial intruders.

"It will work if we can get the cats to focus for one minute, even 30 seconds," Gilchrist said, "but that's proving to be one of the toughest research problems in the history of the US military."...

Courtesy of The Duffle Blog
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In reply to rab79 • 8:07a, 3/1/23
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rab79 said:
I know.

These days, you need one person with a high school degree AND a technical certificate in welding. Oh the huge manatee!
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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In reply to BusterAg • 9:43a, 3/1/23
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rab79 said:
I know.

These days, you need one person with a high school degree AND a technical certificate in welding. Oh the huge manatee!

Not sure the welder can make it work after he pays his "fair share" since he/she would be considered rich.
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In reply to Biz Ag • 10:11a, 3/1/23
I don't mean to sound TOO insensitive, but she really has to be one of the naturally ugliest women ever (disfigurement and disease aside)…
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Did you just assume that moose's gender? Maybe it identifies as a cow now.
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They/Them hatin'...

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Probably a thread on this, but funny...

We live on a tax farm as free range humans.
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And finally...Just like that...

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